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[Dextro Milk]

Inquisitor Recon wrote...

Ravensword wrote...
Nerve stimulator program.

This. Human edition. Plus some sort of book about reading humans and  human anatomy and all sorts of creepy stuff. All that was needed was a forum positng about what human sweat tastes like.

Only a lunatic would complain about a sexy woman using nerve-stim to them. 

[Ravensword]

Inquisitor Recon wrote...

Ravensword wrote...
Nerve stimulator program.

This. Human edition. Plus some sort of book about reading humans and  human anatomy and all sorts of creepy stuff. All that was needed was a forum positng about what human sweat tastes like.

Okay. I remember that. Sounds more like a human fetish to me.

If only they had thought about that.

StreetMagic wrote...

Ravensword wrote...
Infertility is an infinitely more important issue than pattern baldness.

That's a nice thought, but it doesn't work that way in reality.

Even Bill Gates recently mused about finding it difficult to get funding for malaria research.. that people care more about balding than malaria.

I'd hate to sound like a privileged dick, but I'm totally gonna sound like a priviliged dick and say that malaria is a third world problem; infertility is not. Besides, I'm sure they would've cured malaria within a century and a half.

Modifié par Ravensword, 04 juillet 2013 - 02:34 .

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Inquisitor Recon wrote...

One of the Shadow Broker's facts that disturbed me out a bit was how Tali is pretty much stalking and obsessed with Shepard, in a really creepy sort of way. Sort of mirrors part of the community's obsession with her.

Yeah. My Shepard is going to have a chat with her about how he doesn't feel the same, and that she needs to move on.

[Dextro Milk]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Oh, and in regard to Raven's post, I disagree. I'd rather not be able to have kids than be bald tbh.

Agreed.

I love my dirty blonde hair too much... 

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Dextro Milk wrote...

Inquisitor Recon wrote...

Ravensword wrote...
Nerve stimulator program.

This. Human edition. Plus some sort of book about reading humans and  human anatomy and all sorts of creepy stuff. All that was needed was a forum positng about what human sweat tastes like.

Only a lunatic would complain about a sexy woman using nerve-stim to them. 

Well, I guess that's fine for most since Tali isn't sexy 

[Inquisitor Recon]

Dextro Milk wrote...
Only a lunatic would complain about a sexy woman using nerve-stim to them. 

What horrors may lurk under that mask?

Modifié par Inquisitor Recon, 04 juillet 2013 - 02:38 .

[Dextro Milk]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Well, I guess that's fine for most since Tali isn't sexy 

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Not my fault you don't like dem hips. 

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Dextro Milk wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Well, I guess that's fine for most since Tali isn't sexy 

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Not my fault you don't like dem hips. 

What is she, a Darth Vader dinosaur? Seriously, that's not attractive.

I'll stick with humans, thank you.

Modifié par MassivelyEffective0730, 04 juillet 2013 - 02:40 .

[Ravensword]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Inquisitor Recon wrote...

Ravensword wrote...
Nerve stimulator program.

This. Human edition. Plus some sort of book about reading humans and  human anatomy and all sorts of creepy stuff. All that was needed was a forum positng about what human sweat tastes like.

Don't flatter your Shepard by assuming that was all in regards to him; it's all about that sexy Crewman Hawthorne tbh.

Oh, and in regard to Raven's post, I disagree. I'd rather not be able to have kids than be bald tbh.

Well, yes, you are correct, but in response to Street's post that reproductive medicine is more far along than curing baldness, and the uselessness of Miranda's infertility. If in the future they can resurrect a dead person who died from massive trauma but can't treat infertility or perhaps even male pattern baldness, then what kind of lame-ass future is that? What were they doing, pouring all the medical funding into boner pills?

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Inquisitor Recon wrote...

Dextro Milk wrote...
Only a lunatic would complain about a sexy woman using nerve-stim to them. 

What horrors may lurk under that mask?

Probably a chicken. Or a bird. Definitely a bird.

[Steelcan]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Inquisitor Recon wrote...

Dextro Milk wrote...
Only a lunatic would complain about a sexy woman using nerve-stim to them. 

What horrors may lurk under that mask?

Probably a chicken. Or a bird. Definitely a bird.

Or Miss England.....

[Dextro Milk]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

What is she, a Darth Vader dinosaur? Seriously, that's not attractive.

I'll stick with humans, thank you.

You mean your genetically engineered Beaver? 

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Steelcan wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Inquisitor Recon wrote...

Dextro Milk wrote...
Only a lunatic would complain about a sexy woman using nerve-stim to them. 

What horrors may lurk under that mask?

Probably a chicken. Or a bird. Definitely a bird.

Or Miss England.....

That's not saying much.

Damn dog legs....

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Dextro Milk wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

What is she, a Darth Vader dinosaur? Seriously, that's not attractive.

I'll stick with humans, thank you.

You mean your genetically engineered Beaver? 

Nope. I don't like beavers much. Maybe you would go with the beaver?

I don't have a beaver. I don't know what you're talking about. I have Miranda, the perfect woman. 

[Dextro Milk]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

I don't have a beaver. I don't know what you're talking about. I have Miranda, the perfect woman Beaver. 

I agree.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

The photoshop pic may be wack as hell, but it's still a lot better-looking than the freaky trip into the uncanny valley that is Miranda or that weird plasticy look of Ashley.

Jack probably has the best-looking face though, tbh.

I disagree. I think Miranda does have the best-looking face. But it's purely subjective and based on people's tastes.

[Steelcan]

Best face in ME

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Dextro Milk wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

I don't have a beaver. I don't know what you're talking about. I have Miranda, the perfect woman Beaver. 

I agree.

So I have a pet beaver named Miranda, along with my perfect woman who's also named Miranda.

Me and my perfect woman will bang while my beavers chews through Tali's suit and causes her to die from infection.

<3

While the Geth shoot down her Quarian buddies over Rannoch

Modifié par MassivelyEffective0730, 04 juillet 2013 - 02:48 .

[Dextro Milk]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Dextro Milk wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

I don't have a beaver. I don't know what you're talking about. I have Miranda, the perfect woman Beaver. 

I agree.

So I have a pet beaver named Miranda, along with my perfect woman who's also named Miranda.

Me and my perfect woman will bang while my beavers chews through Tali's suit and causes her to die from infection.

<3

Oh wow, you are the one that wrote that Guro story? 

[HiddenInWar]

 Miranda is nothing compared to garrus:wub:

[Ravensword]

Dextro Milk wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Well, I guess that's fine for most since Tali isn't sexy 

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Not my fault you don't like dem hips. 

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Dextro Milk wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Dextro Milk wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

I don't have a beaver. I don't know what you're talking about. I have Miranda, the perfect woman Beaver. 

I agree.

So I have a pet beaver named Miranda, along with my perfect woman who's also named Miranda.

Me and my perfect woman will bang while my beavers chews through Tali's suit and causes her to die from infection.

<3

Oh wow, you are the one that wrote that Guro story? 

No.

But dead Quarians excites us. It excites us, it does.

Modifié par MassivelyEffective0730, 04 juillet 2013 - 02:55 .