Episode X: The Force Devours All
Similar the way of Mass Effect 3, synthesis ending!
Please don't me tell the star child is appearing in Star Wars.....
Episode X: The Force Devours All
Similar the way of Mass Effect 3, synthesis ending!
Please don't me tell the star child is appearing in Star Wars.....
Episode X: The Force Devours All
Similar the way of Mass Effect 3, synthesis ending!

Please don't me tell the star child is appearing in Star Wars.....
What if r(EA)pers may appears in Star Wars? ![]()
Episode VIII: The Force Menace
They're just gonna get worse.
When the Phantom Menace title was announced everyone said it sucked. And we all know how that movie turned out.
When the Phantom Menace title was announced everyone said it sucked. And we all know how that movie turned out.
Yeah, it sucked.
When the Phantom Menace title was announced everyone said it sucked. And we all know how that movie turned out.
Cut Anakin the kid scenes and Jar Jar scenes from Episode I and it becomes a good short star wars movie!
Please don't me tell the star child is appearing in Star Wars.....
He was in Star Wars before he was ever in Mass Effect.
I can't believe you've never seen The Phantom Menace!
Guest_greengoron89_*
Now now, let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. This movie has a much better chance of being good with J. J. Abrams and Disney at the helm than it ever would have with Lucas, so I'll let a somewhat uninspired title slide for now.
Also, anyone who hasn't watched these really should.
"A New Hope" is kinda lame. Who cares about the title anyway? If the movie's kickass, and they name it Episode 7: Boobie Sprinkles, will it really matter??
@Fidite Nemini
No **** Sherlock, that was my point.
Besides, R2-D2 is the real star..
Besides, R2-D2 is the real star..
Since it's the internet, I can't tell if you are joking or serious, but this is true in a lot of ways. In every movie R2-D2 has saved the heroes at some point. R2-D2 is also guaranteed to survive this trilogy and C-3PO likely will as well (unless Lucas changed his mind), George Lucas said years ago that they are the ones that tell the story of Star Wars, we actually got to hear C-3PO demonstrate this with the Ewoks in ROTJ. I mean it could change, like how Star Wars was complete with six episodes and was the story of The Rise, Fall and Redemption of Anakin Skywalker, no more, no less. I hope not though, I want to see that resourceful droid make it.
They could even use R2-D2 to be the connecting thread of every single main film/trilogy, no matter how far ahead they set them.
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens............. Don't know how to judge the title really. I mean, it doesn't sound lame or anything..... Just "meh"
I hope the movie isn't the same
Cut Anakin the kid scenes and Jar Jar scenes from Episode I and it becomes a good short star wars movie!
Emphasis on "short movie". I sadly don't remember where I've seen in, but some years ago I had read an article on the net that had broken down the movie and they really, REALLY didn't like Anakin and Jar Jar and had actually calculated how long the movie would have been if all scenes with those two were cut. I think it was only about a third of the movie left, though my memory is sketchy after all those years.
I miss the old days, when arm wrenching Wookies and beepy robots were the plucky comic reliefs, and personas like Han Solo, Boba Fett and Lando Calrissian where the B crew protagonists/antagonist, not stupid Jar Jar and Neumodian trading federation CEO, head of assholing division. Also you could always headcanon that Yoda so bad he spoke because senile he was, old and dying. I mean really, what's the number ... a 800-900 years old Jedi Master never learned enough galactic basic to form straight sentences!?
Then again, nostalgia often makes it easy to overlook how incredibly campy the original trilogy was. Nowadays I can't watch them with a straight face, because they are simply so ... space-opera'y.
Emphasis on "short movie". I sadly don't remember where I've seen in, but some years ago I had read an article on the net that had broken down the movie and they really, REALLY didn't like Anakin and Jar Jar and had actually calculated how long the movie would have been if all scenes with those two were cut. I think it was only about a third of the movie left, though my memory is sketchy after all those years.
It's called "The Phantom Edit", I've never seen it, but I remember reading about it. The Phantom Menace is the only Star Wars film I don't own, the only parts of the movie that I enjoyed to any degree was the Duel (skirmish?) on Tatooine and the Duel on Theed, I strongly dislike the rest of the film (didn't care to much for Maul one way or another, didn't feel fleshed out enough as a character/got to little screen time, enjoy him in The Clone Wars though). And that is why I haven't seen "The Phantom Edit".
Guest_greengoron89_*
I don't think there's anything terribly "campy" about the first two second Star Wars film anyway. ESB was pretty damn dark after all.
The prequels on the other hand fell off the top of the campy tree and hit every branch on the way down. Way too many cartoony, over-the-top characters like Jar Jar, Watto, and Grievous just killing any sense of seriousness or tension in any scenes with them. Hell, the movies were so tonally unbalanced in general that it was sometimes difficult to distinguish between what was serious and what was comedic, and a lot of the "serious" moments ended up being unintentionally comedic anyway just because of how bad the dialogue and/or acting was (I'm looking at you Hayden and Natalie).
And on Maul - the only point of both Maul and Dooku's existence (and Grievous for that matter) in the movies was as excuses to have for lightsaber duels, which were themselves so clinical that the only reason they were exciting at all is because... well, it's lightsabers. Who doesn't love lightsabers?
I just really loathe those movies. I tried to find redeeming qualities in them for a long time but they're just so sparse that it's not worth the trouble. It's on Abrams and co. to try and fix it now.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, the original did have its fair share of, err... silliness. Though it may seem that way more in retrospect than when it was new.
Maul and Dooku are fine sith (imo cool sith). They weren't near high class sith lords. If they weren't in the trilogy it was just a droid - clone battlefield.
Episode IV has that lame timer that constantly restarts to 10 seconds before firing Yavin IV (which didn't happen cuz death star kaboom).
ESB has R2 knowing the Falcon´s hyperdrive is offline before he gets aboard and instead of fixing it he wastes time putting C3PO (more annoying than JJ to me) back together through several minutes of chase. Most supid moment of the saga by a lot.
Really don´t get why people don´t like TPM Anakin. Save for the starfighter simulator game of the space battle, I thought he was mostly OK. Although I´ve seen that what is generally considered like good child characters usually involve them suffering very severe psychological stress/issues.
ESB has R2 knowing the Falcon´s hyperdrive is offline before he gets aboard and instead of fixing it he wastes time putting C3PO (more annoying than JJ to me) back together through several minutes of chase. Most supid moment of the saga by a lot.
Really don´t get why people don´t like TPM Anakin. Save for the starfighter simulator game of the space battle, I thought he was mostly OK. Although I´ve seen that what is generally considered like good child characters usually involve them suffering very severe psychological stress/issues.
It's just a silly waste of a character. TPM had a real issue - rope in the adult fans with a mature plot that also captures the magic of the originals for their children. Instead Lucas made a serviceable movie for children and an intolerable one for adults. The Phantom Edit makes it an OK Star Wars movie - on the level of A New Hope.
Everything else in the prequels is pure garbage. I can't even decide which is worse between clones and revenge.
I was 7 when it came out and saw it in theaters, it wasn't serviceable for me. ![]()
I was (and still am) incredibly disappointed with it, I want to go easy on it because it has to set up the background for the other two (2 and 3), but on the other hand it sort of failed to do that because of the massive time skip between 1 and 2, not to mention that 1 didn't have the Clone Wars in it, it just lightly introduced us to some people who would participate in the Clone Wars. I guess that my biggest problem with the Phantom Menace is that it isn't needed to know the story, it just seems like extra. ![]()
I actually like Revenge of the Sith and I think that Attack of the Clones has its moments, but The Empire Strikes Back is hands down the best Star Wars film.
I just feel like they should have introduced Anakin as an adult/older teen and start with the Clone Wars. I also felt that they should have had his Love Interest be a female Jedi. Could you imagine how sweet it would have been if we saw him turn into this great War Hero and then the Jedi Order discovers that he is in a relationship and they expel him from the Order, but he is so popular with the troops and republic that they continue to follow him? Getting expelled from the Order which in turn could have lead him getting kicked out of the war would have been a great motivation for him to go dark or want the Jedi dead.
They could have had him slowly descend to the dark side and end up launching a coup with Palpatine, only to have him realize towards the end that he made a deal with the devil.