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Darwin Award?

Débuté par NuclearTech76 , juil. 04 2013 07:28

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Posté 04 juillet 2013 - 08:59

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kouzrah wrote...

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

kouzrah wrote...

Dat abomination gang bang


That's no Darwin Award. And no misfortune should ever erase you from our genepool, you're class A breeding potential. Tell your boyfriend that! If you ever come close to endangering your fertility, have him take the blow, for humanity's sake!



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Lol, just read what I wrote ... damn that sounds creepy. :ph34r:


It's ok, I'm starting to get used to it coming from you :lol:


Good good. Some people usually have problems with my personality duality. That is, going from silent, cold, calculating with strangers to black, morbid, cheeky and sometimes outright crazy humor with friends.


I guess you never having seen the "stranger face" and only experiencing the jovial banter, this being the internet and us already having a common denominator when playing the same game already.


I am quite sure that's the reason you don't evade me (unless all those times you "just" stopped playing ... hmmm).


It's nice to know my humor alone is not what drives people away :)

Modifié par Neofelis Nebulosa, 04 juillet 2013 - 09:00 .

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Posté 04 juillet 2013 - 09:02

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Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

I am quite sure that's the reason you don't evade me (unless all those times you "just" stopped playing ... hmmm).


You can't blame me for "having just stopped playing" when you rage quit my games due to "lag" :P

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Posté 04 juillet 2013 - 09:05

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kouzrah wrote...

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

I am quite sure that's the reason you don't evade me (unless all those times you "just" stopped playing ... hmmm).


You can't blame me for "having just stopped playing" when you rage quit my games due to "lag" :P


Not just "lag" ... it was the mother of all lags. Input lag of around one second along with the normal lag issues. So not only would I be shot around corners, I would have to wait a second until my character would recognize my intput saying it should go round that corner to be shot.


And afaik it wasn't your game as you weren't host.


And it was only once. ONCE!




I demand satisfaction! (no, not what any perverts might think! I want her to pick up the glove (no, not what the same perverts might think, I do not mean her to bend over, just accept my challenge ... which has nothing to do with pervert stuff!))

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#29
kouzrah
Posté 04 juillet 2013 - 09:36

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What a perv ! :lol:

Sorry for being part responsible for derailing this thread.
To get back on topic, most amusing deaths are always with collectors. I can't count how many times I've been killed by dead praetorians shooting buttlasers from the other side of the map. And the usual rocket on possessed aboms is always very funny too. Besides that, stupid death award would probably involve biotic charge or shadow strike on a ravager or a banshee, especially if it wasn't your intended target.

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Posté 04 juillet 2013 - 09:37

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I played with a PUG today who Shadow Striked a charging Banshee that had just charged into a group of 2 brutes and 2 ravagers on Glacier earlier. Needless to say he didn't make it out.

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Deathsaurer
Posté 04 juillet 2013 - 10:36

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Did a reactor hack in a game with Air Quotes, I'm sure you can see where this is going

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RiseOftheCalamity
Posté 04 juillet 2013 - 11:48

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Pressing square on the controller instead of circle when a husk jumped on me... Twas awks. Got a boner too.

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DHKany
Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 12:06

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I got triple elbowed to death once.

That was interesting.

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Caldari Ghost
Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 12:10

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Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 12:18

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I've been killed fair and square by a Husk. All of my teammates are down, I take out a Banshee or two, a lot of gun-toting mooks, and some Ravagers or Brutes. Feelin' like a badass, I start reloading my gun. Then he appears behind me before my shields/health regen, and just...slapped me. And I died. I wait a few seconds, a little shocked.

Then the "Last enemy" thing appears marking him. One guy on the mic just goes "Wow...", and I felt my epeen shrivel as my thumb drifted to the medi-gel button.

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Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 12:19

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Besides that, stupid death award would probably involve biotic charge or shadow strike on a ravager or a banshee, especially if it wasn't your intended target.

 Accidentially shadowstriking posessed abom is even better. :)

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Bob F It
Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 12:30

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Biotic charge into a charge banshee; get grabbed in mid air.

Now I know when it's safe to charge.

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The Rainbow Reaper
Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 01:02

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I once charged right as a husk grabbed me, so I ended up dying halfway to my target with the husk humping the air where my original body was.

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Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 01:27

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Off host vanguard. Saw Banshee close to me, so charged a Marauder somewhere else. After I charged, banshee picked me up, she was holding air, and my character 20 meters away got holstered into the thin air by Mass Effect and sync killed.

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Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 01:33

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wngmv wrote...

Off host vanguard. Saw Banshee close to me, so charged a Marauder somewhere else. After I charged, banshee picked me up, she was holding air, and my character 20 meters away got holstered into the thin air by Mass Effect and sync killed.


That exact same thing happened to me... on-host.

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FluffyCannibal
Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 01:43

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 -Shoot Possessed Abomination
-Die
-Medi-Gel
-Revive team-mate also killed by PA
-Rocket another PA right in front of me
-Die
-Medi-Gel
-Revive team-mate
-Rocket another PA
-Die
-Bleed out

#42
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Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 03:06

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wngmv wrote...

Off host vanguard. Saw Banshee close to me, so charged a Marauder somewhere else. After I charged, banshee picked me up, she was holding air, and my character 20 meters away got holstered into the thin air by Mass Effect and sync killed.


lol reminds when my character got stuck under the floor while space crab executed me.

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Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 03:11

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DHKany wrote...

I got triple elbowed to death once.

That was interesting.



This, but I was Krogan so I got shot in between the elbows with Geth plasma shotguns.

This was in the days of greatest stunlock.

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Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 03:17

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OperatingWookie wrote...

DHKany wrote...

I got triple elbowed to death once.

That was interesting.


This, but I was Krogan so I got shot in between the elbows with Geth plasma shotguns.

This was in the days of greatest stunlock.


mine was a plat gangbang squad of marauder, rocket trooper and hunter. 

I get staggered backwards into each if their elbows and go down <_<

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FuriousFelicia
Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 05:04

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Every time I step on an forgotten granade

#46
MGW7
Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 05:08

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Batarian,  Reapers, Gold
About to punch a cannibal in the face
Swarmer jumps between us
lock swarmer mid air
hate surf down the stairs into the path of a brute charging somebody else,
murdered by brute,
swarmer not only survives, but then immediately kills the other dude
GFD,

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Titus Thongger
Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 05:13

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brute claw swipes at teammate as he runs by.

I attempt to follow teammate.

gets chokeslammed.

:(

#48
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Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 05:29

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Hiding in full cover in front of a Geth Prime. Fails to notice it created a Geth Turret *while it was being staggered* from my gun, behind the wall to my left (casting THROUGH the wall, mind you), and shoots me 90 degrees from my left and kills me instantly.

This is why Geth are the cheapest race and were very poorly designed.

#49
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Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 05:45

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I got sync killed by a Brute's butt. He charged past me, staggering me. I recover and try to run away. Then, I freeze up for a second. Next I think I escaped as I get control back momentarily, but no. I'm looking right at his behind, then I freeze up again and drop dead.

I guess he sat on me?

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Posté 05 juillet 2013 - 06:20

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I cheated death few nights back. Phantom started to sync kill me while i was the only one alive. Had medi-gel transmitter equipped and right at the moment when the sword hit me i "revived" myself. After i got up i ran to the LZ cloaked. The game registered me death and all the enemies were just standing there on my buddies corpses... I could have pulled Dunvi, but a friend joined the game and enemies started to move again :(

Actual funniest/weirdest death happened by banshees magnet claw. Ran past her and was like few meters past when my character freezes and starts to slide backwards. Slide ended infront of the bashee and it got me up and fisted me... 

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