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[RiseOftheCalamity]

 Playing with lots of peeps over the world can be funny

Whats the funniest/randomest thing you've ever heard anyone say during MP?  And by who if you remember

Funniest thing I ever heard was "Lie down Banshee, I'm coming for you" o.o it was said very creepily.. 

Modifié par RiseOftheCalamity, 04 juillet 2013 - 11:53 .

[ToLazy4Name]

I've had a couple of people get mad at me for killing everything while playing as a Volus instead of being a Shield Boosting idiot.

[acicm2]

"man, this guy is a scrub for kill stealing"

[Pint]

"Vanguards are good in silver but they cannot ever survive on gold, I'd kick anyone I see using one"

"Don't worry, I do platinum all the time..."
-guy who barely broke 50k on gold and died half the waves and switched the lobby up to plat

"Don't worry, I'm coming to revive you, man!"
-juggernaut who headed up from the near the box on rio to "save" some other PUG who died at the extraction point

"Phase disruptor sucks, who wants to use a power that depletes your shield? Biotic slash is so much better at dealing damage anyway and it goes through walls"

Any time I hear "don't worry..." I now worry and steer clear of who just said that.

Modifié par Inconsistent Seas, 05 juillet 2013 - 12:51 .

[GottvonHoff]

"You must construct additional pylons."

- said by someone every time he sees a Cerb engineer sets up a turret

[Ronnie Blastoff]

Two people on nodes make them go faster

Tech powers block biotic powers.

I don't need to use all 4, they go away after every wave (me telling a pug to use equipment)

Drill rounds make your acolyte shoot farther (

Incendiary Rounds suck

You don't need equipment, that guy Ronnie will carry us

There is no such thing as a 20 headshots medal.

ect. eatting pizza right now...will add more later.

[Terrapin]

"They nerfed the Turian Soldier weapon damage and powers, he used to do a lot more damage."

[Terrapin]

Weirdest Heard:as I was on my way into a PUG lobby: "So I took a $h!T in Anne Franks house while I was there..."

[xOrpheon]

"Shepard Commander, the beep boops only acted in self defense"

"You brought a beep boop on MY ship?"

"So I was talking to my boyfriend's girlfriend..."

Modifié par xOrpheon, 05 juillet 2013 - 01:15 .

[ToLazy4Name]

xOrpheon wrote...

"Shepard Commander, the beep boops only acted in self defense"

"You brought a beep boop on MY ship?"

"So I was talking to my boyfriend's girlfriend..."

GOD DANGIT DSG

[Pint]

xOrpheon wrote...

"Shepard Commander, the beep boops only acted in self defense"

"You brought a beep boop on MY ship?"

"So I was talking to my boyfriend's girlfriend..."

Oh god, I'm dying. I may have to sig this.

[didacuscarr]

Just today, when I was using my Venom, I bumped into 2 germans. I didn't get into the lobby, but I could hear them. I had the extended magazine and barrel on with incendiary. 1 guy was talking sbout my high N7 and CPs and said, that I was doing a mistake not using armour piercing. *facepalm*

[ToLazy4Name]

Inconsistent Seas wrote...

xOrpheon wrote...

"Shepard Commander, the beep boops only acted in self defense"

"You brought a beep boop on MY ship?"

"So I was talking to my boyfriend's girlfriend..."

Oh god, I'm dying. I may have to sig this.

Let it be known that I am the originator of the title "beep boops"

[FluffyCannibal]

*Kid starts crying in the background*
"Is it bleeding? It is? Wow, that's really bleeding. That's a lot of blood. Just wait there. Man, that's bleeding a lot. There's blood everywhere! Just wait until I've finished this match, ok?"

[Pint]

ToLazy4Name wrote...

Inconsistent Seas wrote...

xOrpheon wrote...

"Shepard Commander, the beep boops only acted in self defense"

"You brought a beep boop on MY ship?"

"So I was talking to my boyfriend's girlfriend..."

Oh god, I'm dying. I may have to sig this.

Let it be known that I am the originator of the title "beep boops"

So proud of you.

[RaalTheWyvern]

So I was in a game with two other friends, against Reapers, and one of them gets grabbed by a Banshee...

Friend 1: "Dude, she's fondling your innards!"

Friend 2: "I'll fondle her innards..."

[MrForz]

"I HATE YOU ALL"

-A turian soldier being hunted down by 3 Banshees in the middle of Benning, getting them off me so I could finish the fourth point of the objective.

[Titus Thongger]

friend of a friend who had his movement bugged so he could only run at a snail's pace.

30 seconds to extraction

friend of friend: guys don't leave me behind!
friend: don't worry, we'll remember you!
friend of friend: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *gets grabbed by a banshee*

[Ultimate Pheer]

xOrpheon wrote...
"So I was talking to my boyfriend's girlfriend..."

Not sure if paradox...

[DHKany]

Silence.....

And out of the nowhere (paraphrasing)


MOTHERF***KING CHRIST WTF IS THAT. WTF IS THAT, HOLY SH*T IS THAT A MOTHERF*ING BEE? HOW THE F**K DID A BEE GET IN HERE

*mic gets dropped and i hear the guy booking it out of his room

Modifié par DHKany, 05 juillet 2013 - 03:20 .

[Red Panda]

*gruff voice*

Listen up boys and girls, we're going to win this match and get our ultra...

*banshee spawns next to person who speaks gruffly*

Ahhhhhhhhhh! *girlish scream*


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Banshees can't get you in full cover!

What's full cover?

I'm out man!

I'm so wasted.

*decides not to plug in mic*

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*joins game*

Yay, new guy!

Help us out, we're going down faster than Colombian hookers here!

*collectors everywhere*

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Okay, guys I got this package delivery.

You're going the wrong way!

No, my way is the high way!


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I hate you PUGs.

There are no dogs here.



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There's a spider on me!!!!!!!!!! Agh!!!!

*player is afk*


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[Red Panda]

Remember, score is credits.

[RoZh2400]

Juggernaut player when I get downed: "Don't worry I'll be there...in maybe 3 weeks or so..."

[Aetika]

The announcer at the end of wave: "Good work, team!"
Some random: "Pfff, team work. It was my work!" (it was not)
Us:

Modifié par Aetika, 05 juillet 2013 - 05:12 .

[SpaceV3gan]

Pug hears my friend talking:
"Oh ****, Australians."
Pug leaves the lobby.