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[Dr. Tim Whatley]

"It would be cool if we made it to wave 3." as I was loading into a gold lobby. I left.

[soulstriker09]

SpaceV3gan wrote...

Pug hears my friend talking:
"Oh ****, Australians."
Pug leaves the lobby.

LOL lag. 

[dudemacha]

"dude why are you using inc ammo on your Asari adept with only an acolyte"

left after extracting ,accusing me of hax......giant/cerberus/gold

Modifié par Nik6454, 05 juillet 2013 - 08:11 .

[soulstriker09]

"I kno how to win Platinum"
"I kno how"
"Change map to Rio"
"Change map--OK. change faction to ripper"

[Titus Thongger]

Nik6454 wrote...

"dude why are you using inc ammo on your Asari adept with only an acolyte"

left after extracting ,accusing me of hax......giant/cerberus/gold

dat clever use of gameplay mechanics

[Pinky-Slaying-SugarWalls]

A random person turn on his/her mic and pretty much all i could hear was porn hilarious LOL! what an embarrassment!!!

[dudemacha]

Titus Thongger wrote...

Nik6454 wrote...

"dude why are you using inc ammo on your Asari adept with only an acolyte"

left after extracting ,accusing me of hax......giant/cerberus/gold

dat clever use of gameplay mechanics

though i did not intend to cleverly use gameplay mechanics but aiming for fire exploding all the troopers:innocent:

Modifié par Nik6454, 05 juillet 2013 - 08:41 .

[squaredgonzo]

i just heard someone asking his mom

"Ma, the meatloaf.. I want it now". I never laughed so hard.

[loupert]

I usually find playing with whiny people kind of funny. Makes me think I'm playing with Napoleon Dynamite.

Sometimes if I have a loud fart I'll press Tab and share it with the other players.

It boosts morale.

[TheJimMan]

Most random? My Silver scrub days, three teammates bled out on Hydra, I'm trying to hold the Orb room by myself, when without warning, over the mic comes the voice of what sounded like a large, middle-aged African American woman, yelling 'WATCH OUT 'HIND' YOU!" into the mic. I was so shocked I dropped the controller, and promptly died to a Pyro. I then heard "Aww, good try, real good try."

The most smh moment was just about a week ago, A Destroyer dropped into Reapers/White, attempting to do the missile glitch. Only problem was, he was convinced the missiles would shoot from the HAWK MISSILE LAUNCHER. He get grabbed 8 times because the HML wouldn't one-shot Banshees, much to his dismay.

[Robbiesan]

DHKany wrote...

Silence.....

And out of the nowhere (paraphrasing)


MOTHERF***KING CHRIST WTF IS THAT. WTF IS THAT, HOLY SH*T IS THAT A MOTHERF*ING BEE? HOW THE F**K DID A BEE GET IN HERE

*mic gets dropped and i hear the guy booking it out of his room

LMAO!!  man o man, that could easily be me.  buzzy stingy things...

[loupert]

Robbiesan wrote...

DHKany wrote...

Silence.....

And out of the nowhere (paraphrasing)


MOTHERF***KING CHRIST WTF IS THAT. WTF IS THAT, HOLY SH*T IS THAT A MOTHERF*ING BEE? HOW THE F**K DID A BEE GET IN HERE

*mic gets dropped and i hear the guy booking it out of his room

LMAO!!  man o man, that could easily be me.  buzzy stingy things...

Bees are pretty mellow.  It's Wasps and Hornets you have to look out for.  They're nature's jerks.
Bees are just nature's fat kids with a pocket knife.  They're fine.

Well... unless you're alergic...

[Excella Gionne]

ToLazy4Name wrote...

I've had a couple of people get mad at me for killing everything while playing as a Volus instead of being a Shield Boosting idiot.

Tried out your Vanguard Volus. Very deadly. I hate being support.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Centaur Lou wrote...

Robbiesan wrote...

DHKany wrote...

Silence.....

And out of the nowhere (paraphrasing)


MOTHERF***KING CHRIST WTF IS THAT. WTF IS THAT, HOLY SH*T IS THAT A MOTHERF*ING BEE? HOW THE F**K DID A BEE GET IN HERE

*mic gets dropped and i hear the guy booking it out of his room

LMAO!!  man o man, that could easily be me.  buzzy stingy things...

Bees are pretty mellow.  It's Wasps and Hornets you have to look out for.  They're nature's jerks.
Bees are just nature's fat kids with a pocket knife.  They're fine.

Well... unless you're alergic...

 

Protip: try not to breathe until you get clear.  They track the carbon dioxide in your breath, which is why they seem to fly up in your face if you move around too much near them.  And God help you if they manage to get any attack pheremone on yoy...

[Argent Xero]

ToLazy4Name wrote...

Inconsistent Seas wrote...

xOrpheon wrote...

"Shepard Commander, the beep boops only acted in self defense"

"You brought a beep boop on MY ship?"

"So I was talking to my boyfriend's girlfriend..."

Oh god, I'm dying. I may have to sig this.

Let it be known that I am the originator of the title "beep boops"

Thought so.

[SilentStep79]

Tantum Dic Verbo wrote...

Protip: try not to breathe until you get clear.  They track the carbon dioxide in your breath, which is why they seem to fly up in your face if you move around too much near them.  And God help you if they manage to get any attack pheremone on yoy...

WHO ARE YOU???

seriously, you have posted some of the most interesting things I've read around here in the last few weeks.
keep it up.

[Jugger nuggss]

Let it be known that I am the originator of the title "beep boops"

[/quote]

I invented the question mark.

[SvM madman]

Tantum Dic Verbo wrote...
Protip: try not to breathe until you get clear.  They track the carbon dioxide in your breath, which is why they seem to fly up in your face if you move around too much near them.  And God help you if they manage to get any attack pheremone on yoy...

This is the interwebs, we don't like your logic

[Terrapin]

SvM madman wrote...

Tantum Dic Verbo wrote...
Protip: try not to breathe until you get clear.  They track the carbon dioxide in your breath, which is why they seem to fly up in your face if you move around too much near them.  And God help you if they manage to get any attack pheremone on yoy...

This is the interwebs, we don't like your logic

Logic? Deduction?  The Jedi craves not these things.

[TMB903]

Back when the GI/GE first came out I jumped into a lobby with randoms with my Drell Adept. Anyway I think it was one guys first time using Hunter Mode and apparently he turned it on right when I started Reavedubstepping. He cut his mic on and was disturbed that Hunter Mode had the overlay graphics AND the sound he thought it was making.

[cato potato]

Tantum Dic Verbo wrote...

Centaur Lou wrote...

Robbiesan wrote...

DHKany wrote...

Silence.....

And out of the nowhere (paraphrasing)


MOTHERF***KING CHRIST WTF IS THAT. WTF IS THAT, HOLY SH*T IS THAT A MOTHERF*ING BEE? HOW THE F**K DID A BEE GET IN HERE

*mic gets dropped and i hear the guy booking it out of his room

LMAO!!  man o man, that could easily be me.  buzzy stingy things...

Bees are pretty mellow.  It's Wasps and Hornets you have to look out for.  They're nature's jerks.
Bees are just nature's fat kids with a pocket knife.  They're fine.

Well... unless you're alergic...

 

Protip: try not to breathe until you get clear.  They track the carbon dioxide in your breath, which is why they seem to fly up in your face if you move around too much near them.  And God help you if they manage to get any attack pheremone on yoy...

Why would wasps want to track the CO2 in your breath? Don't most wasps feed on nectar? Mosquitos and midges understandably track CO2 to reach their food sources, but wasps?

[Baby Quarian]

Was puging platinum and played with some british guy. He didnt like being carried so he was cursing at me in british, was quite funny more than anything. Couldnt take the poor rager seriously.

[valium]

Centaur Lou wrote...

Robbiesan wrote...

DHKany wrote...

Silence.....

And out of the nowhere (paraphrasing)


MOTHERF***KING CHRIST WTF IS THAT. WTF IS THAT, HOLY SH*T IS THAT A MOTHERF*ING BEE? HOW THE F**K DID A BEE GET IN HERE

*mic gets dropped and i hear the guy booking it out of his room

LMAO!!  man o man, that could easily be me.  buzzy stingy things...

Bees are pretty mellow.  It's Wasps and Hornets you have to look out for.  They're nature's jerks.
Bees are just nature's fat kids with a pocket knife.  They're fine.

Well... unless you're alergic...

god damn wasps, I got stung twice in the neck yesterday by the same god damn wasp. it stung me, I grab it on reflex and fling it away, and it instantly came back for more.

god damn wasps.

[Creator Limbs]

"So do you have a girlfriend?"
-said by random PUG to another random PUG

[TMB903]

Wasp stings are pretty painful. I've been stung twice and I believe there was no trace left of either one after I was done with them.