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[Super ._. Shepard]

no because he is haunted because Darth Vader is his father

[Inquisitor Recon]

This has got to be a record for topic necromancy. Somebody find a suitable picture.

[Canned Bullets]

I bet the twist is that Shepard's LI is pregnant and gets killed and when Mordin is doing an autopsy to see what kind of weapons killed her he discovers a developing fetus, which shocks Shepard so much that he kills himself and without him the Reapers take over.



/Mass Effect

[BloodRaith]

Imagine Shep at lamaze classes or shopping for baby stuff... Imagine the minigames.

"..and breathe.." X-B-A-A-Y "..and breathe.." Y-A-B-X-A

[Oblivious]

With the exception of Jack I can see any human having Shep's kid. Question is: exactly how thorough was Miranda is bringing Shep back to life? Did she make sure Sheppy had all the right parts working *wink wink nudge nudge*



If not, then the only alternative is an asari. I personally find the thought of being a sexy asari commando with Shep's DNA really awesome

[Halfdan The Menace]

"Will Shepard have childrens?" the answer is depend on the aliens DNA!!

[SirRengeti]

ReconTeam wrote...

This has got to be a record for topic necromancy. Somebody find a suitable picture.

This?

Modifié par SirRengeti, 22 août 2010 - 09:26 .

[gi0m]

I don't really think being pregnant (or your partner) is a good idea when the galaxy is about to get wiped out. Seriously. Shepard really doesn't need a whining cry-poop machine on his ship.

Modifié par gi0m, 22 août 2010 - 10:12 .

[Elyvern]

Esbatty wrote...

Actually Cerberus would want someone like Jack to be able to have children. Remember Cerberus is looking to the future of Mankind, so by being able to breed in strong biotic traits or at increase the chances of those traits carrying on I don't think they'd do anything that would hurt those chances of happening.

Although now that I think about it she did go on to do all kinds of stuff to herself on her own once she was out of Cerberus' hands.

You're assuming that biotics in humans are passed down genetically. They aren't. She may have the genes that determine how strong a biotic she is, but if she didnt' survive the initial eezo contact, she could very well be dead.

Anyway, this has the potential to be really bad cheese, not to mention nitrogen-based material for people with alien LIs to bring up the proposal of hybrid children again. Ugh.

Modifié par Elyvern, 22 août 2010 - 10:25 .

[Esbatty]

Shepard did, basically, adopt Grunt... if you chose to release him from the tank. So, Shep does indeed have a kid.

[Vandrayke]

ugh really? There's one of these threads in the DA2 forum, too. Why does everyone want virtual kids? The desire to start a virtual family in a space opera seems really out of place.

[Thundertactics]

Well, perhaps in my first playthrough where I was violated by Ashley. (Woman! I'm trying to have a decent conversation with you! That does not mean I want to bone you!) (P.S. Sorry if I offended any Ashley fans, not really directed against Ashley herself, more against ME1's ridiculous romance system)

But with Tali? Nah, 'tis impossible. (Unless they decide to adopt someone, but I don't think that'd count. >_>)

Edit: What the-? That is quite the necro...

Modifié par Thundertactics, 22 août 2010 - 01:10 .

[gi0m]

Now Mass effect 3 with brand new features! a BABY has arrived to the normandy(music)! travel through many adventures to find new diapers! Drama incoming with your LI gaining weight! See Shepard struggle as the great threat of beeing waken up at 2am by baby cries!

[Count Viceroy]

I just want to be an immature teenager for a second.



Wow, imagine the size of mirandas equipment if she was preggers.



There we go. That was nice.

[Solaris Paradox]

Vandrayke wrote...

ugh really? There's one of these threads in the DA2 forum, too. Why does everyone want virtual kids? The desire to start a virtual family in a space opera seems really out of place.

Personally I'm holding out for The Sims: Star Wars Edition. Who's with me?!

[PsyrenY]

Shadow_broker wrote...

IF Liara has children their not genetically shepards

Not genetically... but she still melded with Shepard in canon (up to 3 times, depending on when you got her!) and we don't know enough to know whether that melding "counts" for reproductive purposes. It certainly seems deep/intimate enough from her description. Even without intending to at the time, she could retain a strong enough "imprint" of Shepard to develop a daughter based on him/her.

And if Aethyta is any indication, some of the father's traits do make it down the line - or at least, they aren't as random as Asari believe.

She is also the only character that can have offspring with either gender of Shep. She definitely has feelings for Shep (she turns the commander's body over to Cerberus because she "cannot let go"), which may have made her "receptive." (Think Kif Kroker from Futurama.)

Modifié par Optimystic_X, 22 août 2010 - 02:14 .

[MTN Dew Fanatic]

ReconTeam wrote...

This has got to be a record for topic necromancy. Somebody find a suitable picture.

[TheLonePolack]

Shepard and Miranda would make some sort of genetically superior superbaby.

[Kriztaen]

I am barren husk of a man, a miserable old fool with crushed dreams, no one believes me when I say the world will be destroyed by giant immortal robots, my bosses don't believe me and think I am deranged. My love interest left me after thinking I was dead and I now spend my days with an old mercenary, a pod born dinosaur and a bald tatooed girl....



Oh wait, are we talking about Shep? I thought you meant me...sure...i guess Shep could have kids....



*slinks away into the corner with a bottle of JD*