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Guest_Aotearas_*
It can't be an evil mirrorverse Weiss.
She doesn't have a beard.
See Liam, you're evil Weiss theory just imploded. She lacks an evil goaty, obviously she can't be evil!
And now I want to see an Evil Jaune AU fanfiction (with goaty). Have to search ...
@Above: That's not a goaty!
I was thinking more Evil-Spock.
But Rikers beard works too.
The site didn't have a goatee option. ![]()
Guest_Aotearas_*
The site didn't have a goatee option.
Of course it doesn't. You don't know any evil websites!
MUAHAHAHAHA
It's ok Liam
I still loled.


Every time I think this thread reached peak weirdness, you guys manage to pull another bit completely from left field.
Wow it was my fault for once.
Guest_Aotearas_*
Wow it was my fault for once.
You are progressing well, my apprentice!
Well okay, you're not my apprentice and I am not really an evil internet overlord of some kind (though I do in fact have a goatee right now ... until tomorrow, then I'll have to shave again!). But I do enjoy a little chaos here and there, so ... well done.
I'm not sure how to respond to this.

Guest_Aotearas_*
I'm not sure how to respond to this.
Oh my ... it appears my talent for chaos is even potent enough to spew chaos when I just complimented you and made sure to mean my compliment wasn't sarcastic.
Aotearas, y u so ch4ot1c?
My head hurts again.
Very nice use of color.
Guest_Aotearas_*
We already know that all teachers at Beacon are accomplished Huntsmen and Huntresses in their own rights.
Most of all though I find myself wondering how borderline extreme this guy must be in combat:

Teacher Bartholomew Oobleck. His attitude during class certainly commands a quite significant level of respect by so casually reprimanding students like Cardin aswell as chastizing lacking students like Jaune and still being caring enough to be genuinely happy when the latter appeared to be participating in class. Plus, if his hyperactivity is anything to go by, he should be a hell of a lot faster than even our residual lightning bruiser Ruby Rose. And I wouldn't even put it aside that this would actually be his "slow" pacing for his normal days. Just imagine how unbelievably fast he might be if he really tries.
I bet this guy is hella scary in a fight if he wants to!
@Liam, now you're just mocking me. Please, I am also a feeling being. Do not hurt my feels bro!
He beats his enemies to death with his coffee flask.
Guest_Aotearas_*
But that would spill the coffee.
Maybe he's a hand-to-hand specialist?
Think about it, fast enough to outrun anything that's tough and his strikes should be fast enough that even with a lean figure like his, they should do enough damage to anything that is fast enough to give chase. And let's not forget those legs. Someone who's good at running is also naturally prodiginous at kicking the living daylights out of stuff.
And really, I like the idea of a history teacher who beats monsters to death with his bare hands and feet for a living. Imagine the look on Cardin's, or pertty much any student's face when he'd go to town against a group of Grimm like that.
NO ONE would skip his classes any longer.

He beats his enemies to death with his coffee flask.
True that be

You'll manage somehow.
Your welcome.
Not the best compliment I got today.
But I'll take it.