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capn233

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... may (not) be heard! Poll is here.  Inspired by various constructive criticism threads!

And the nominees are:

Geth Prime

Originally a stun-locking power house, Bioware listened to the fans' complaints and fixed his drone so he could put out more stun!  Prime Rage has made it into the recent addition of the DSM as a condition that causes the overwhelming urge to fire Cobra Missiles all over the place.  Also with the precision of Geth targeting software, the Prime will be sure to fit that siege pulse through the smallest window to hit you from the opposite end of the map, especially if he detects that you are off host with a little lag.

Geth Bomber

Because triple rockets, stagger fire mode on Hunter GPS, and double range fire attacks weren't enough, the Geth introduced these little bastards that buzz around dropping their grenades.  Advanced software allows them to home in on anyone enabling a device or sitting in cover at a hack.  Also a fun electric stun attack if you let them get behind you.  Can you ever kill enough of these buggers?

Phantom

The Queen of Cerberus didn't get on the throne without some fancy tricks.  Like on-host DR, the power block bubble, and miniaturized Thanix cannon technology.  And she has a sword.  She might melee you before turning you into an N7 skewer, or she might not if she is not in the mood.  At least her bubble allows multiple hits and makes her a sitting target...

Dragoon

Liberated by Cerberus from a facility for the criminally insane, these guys will rush you at full speed firing their standard issue Hornets, although you get the feeling they are Level XX.  Have an uncanny ability for whipping you, switching to Hornet for a burst, then whipping you again.  They don't care to ever take cover, but will dodge a power in an instant.  If you do go down, they might just insta-stomp your ass.

Banshee

Remember Magnet Hands?  Good times.  Now she only has minor abilities like ignoring line of sight to teleport, and a power blocking skill.  Seems to have a thing for Vanguards and Melee characters, but maybe that is a coincidence.  If two are on a map, they prefer to leapfrog just to push you around.  And their barrier regen speed is legendary.  There are those that feel some of the magic of the early days is gone though.

Scion

Oh you think you are safe behind that cover?  Too bad that pug walked out in the open next to you... SPLASH DAMAGE!  Oh you think because the pug is dead that he can't get you?  CLUSTER GRENADES!  Oh and don't bother trying to jump into that other cover.  He will just chain stun you 3 times until you die.

Praetorian

A giant space crab filled with advanced Reaper technology.  Phantoms and Banshees block time of flight powers?  Well Crabra blocks all powers.  How about wall penetrating lasers from the front AND rear?  How about chain staggering melee through a wall into a sync kill?  Takes headshot damage, but in the belly.  At least you can double hit them.

Modifié par capn233, 13 juillet 2013 - 04:18 .


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I'm the first vote!
yay
and geth primes can suck it

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BurningLiquor

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capn233 wrote...

constructive criticism


Such a thing exists on BSN?

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BurningLiquor wrote...

capn233 wrote...

constructive criticism


Such a thing exists on BSN?

Oh of course.

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Every unit is a troll unit.

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Where is combat engineer?

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rlucht wrote...

Where is combat engineer?

He didn't quite make the cut.

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BurningLiquor

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I can't decide between Geth Prime and Scion.

Loldrones and lolturrets vs lolgrenades...

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Praetorians. They can still magnet grab you, heat seeking missiles that stun, side lasers butt lasers and death lasers that go through cover and ignore shield/health gate, if you die next to them they stagger lock you into a synch kill.

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capn233 wrote...

rlucht wrote...

Where is combat engineer?

He didn't quite make the cut.


I can't vote then because they ****** me off the most by a good bit. At least the other units have some balls/honor to them. Combat engineers run away and hide in corners dropping their lolturrets in just the right spot to troll the crap outta you later.

Lil bastards...

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mahreeder shields pls

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geth hunters ignoring powers and rocket troopers glitching missiles are far bigger trolls.

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modok8 wrote...

I'm the first vote!
yay
and geth primes can suck it


Quarian Female Infiltrator:D

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What about people's elbow? Unnoticed turrets? Missile glitching troopers?

Anyways, my vote goes to dragoons, they turn the pleasure of sniping against Cerberus into an exercise in pain whenever they show up and the way they just ignore common sense and rush in is downright idiotic and annoying.

By far the most stupid units in the game. Those guys should value their lives a tad more.

My Javelin GI hates them with a passion.

edit: typos

Modifié par FateNeverEnds, 13 juillet 2013 - 04:39 .


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PhoenixUK wrote...

geth hunters ignoring powers and rocket troopers glitching missiles are far bigger trolls.


A rocket trooper triple-rocketed me at pointblank once.

It hurt. A lot. :crying:

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rlucht wrote...

capn233 wrote...

rlucht wrote...

Where is combat engineer?

He didn't quite make the cut.


I can't vote then because they ****** me off the most by a good bit. At least the other units have some balls/honor to them. Combat engineers run away and hide in corners dropping their lolturrets in just the right spot to troll the crap outta you later.

Lil bastards...

I thought about putting the Turret as a stand alone one, but didn't.

Yeah they are annoying, but they don't really have any special abilities, and I didn't want to list every unit in the game.

poiuasd wrote...

mahreeder shields pls

Heh

Modifié par capn233, 13 juillet 2013 - 04:37 .


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No Marauders?

Please insert the N7 Slayer trying to kill a Marauder gif here.

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Magniflyer wrote...

No Marauders?

Please insert the N7 Slayer trying to kill a Marauder gif here.

Lag is a hell of a drug.

Nearly every unit can pull bs because of lag.  It takes a special unit to bs you with nearly no lag.

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Phantom, I guess.

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Geth Bomber and then that filthy, filthy Dragoon.

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capn233 wrote...

Magniflyer wrote...

No Marauders?

Please insert the N7 Slayer trying to kill a Marauder gif here.

Lag is a hell of a drug.

Nearly every unit can pull bs because of lag.  It takes a special unit to bs you with nearly no lag.

K K boy

But how does that happen that those pathologic turians are always next to ya with their big elbow of doom? And how come they shoot when they melee you?


Right next to the Lolgoons and their cerberus red sand

Modifié par Magniflyer, 13 juillet 2013 - 04:43 .


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Grenade spam. Can't count the times I've walked right into those damned things because I was nowhere near it when it was thrown. You get BEEP BOOM! Then, there's Mr. Centurion. What? You were going to pick up that device? Have a smoke grenade. Have two!

Engineers. Top priority target in any Cerberus match. You finally whittled that Atlas' shields down. Awesome! Wut r u doin' engineer? Engineer, STAHP! Turrets, 'nuff said. Level XXX Phalanx.

But, I've voted for Scions. I hate them now. Why did we want Collectors, again?

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Phantoms. Everything seems all good, and you're chipping away at that Atlas mech while dodging Dragoons, until you walk around and corner and bam! Stabby time.

I do hate Banshees but I've seen so many, and been killed by so many that I don't even rage anymore. I just take it, because it's going to happen again whether I want it to or not.

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Magniflyer wrote...

But how does that happen that those pathologic turians are always next to ya with their big elbow of doom? And how come they shoot when they melee you?

Because enemy spawn points are working as intended, probably.

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**** Primes. Posted Image

Not enough missiles in all the universe.