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#26
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If you quick match into a lobby where everyone has high level CP/N7 or contains BSNers you will disconnect on wave 3.

#27
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CHAw wrote...

http://social.biowar...ndex/11725501/1



Um...

Well, that's most uncanny.

What did you want me to do? Necro it?

#28
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OperatingWookie wrote...

CHAw wrote...

http://social.biowar...ndex/11725501/1



Um...

Well, that's most uncanny.

What did you want me to do? Necro it?

Typical.
You try to make something new, and someone points out that it's already been done.
Stuff like this happens a lot.
Someone should write a law about it.

#29
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b00g13man wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

TL;DR.


TLDR Translation : S**t happens.

Modifié par Malanek999, 16 juillet 2013 - 10:31 .


#30
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I like the way this one is formatted better.

Also, to necro would be to see the thread deleted (probably)

#31
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prostheticlimbs wrote...

I like the way this one is formatted better.

Also, to necro would be to see the thread deleted (probably)


And then I would be banned. T'would be annoying.

sabreracer wrote...

If you quick match into a lobby where everyone has high level CP/N7 or contains BSNers you will disconnect on wave 3.



And then they will post a thread on BSN about your ragequiting.

Modifié par OperatingWookie, 18 juillet 2013 - 12:26 .


#32
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Wookie, all that for the most part is true. Lol. Makes it even funnier when listening to the Encounter theme from MGS.

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RiseOftheCalamity wrote...

I'll need a bottle of rum to get through this...


:D

#34
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tl;dr

but I like the post OP.
considering subscribing, and then digesting over the next few days.

#35
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If you are an alien, you will always die in unflattering positions, symbolic of the abuse that caused your death.

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Hey OP,
You painted a pretty bleak picture here.  Somehow, in spite of all of the true statements in your post, I’m sure a lot of ME gamers will still be okay with being steamrolled by all the factions you described in your post and here comes the kicker, they will be happy doing it.   Image IPB

#37
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The part about Cerberus, especially Dragoons and Phanstoms are so true.

I lol'ed hard.

#38
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Evil Mastered wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...

CHAw wrote...

http://social.biowar...ndex/11725501/1



Um...

Well, that's most uncanny.

What did you want me to do? Necro it?

Typical.
You try to make something new, and someone points out that it's already been done.
Stuff like this happens a lot.
Someone should write a law about it.


You will create a thread on BSN.
            someone will point out how it has already been done
                             almost like they are trying to get you to feel bad and necro it
                                           so you'll get banned
                                                        but chances are you'll get banned for something you forgot about anyway

#39
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I agree with "your PUGs will always be dead".

#40
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OperatingWookie wrote...

Your missile will go through the floor
        or do no damage
               or fail to launch
                        or be blocked by a teammate

Your Ops pack will fail to save you
           at least you look pretty on the floor

The host will always leave, and everyone will disconnect, leaving you alone
               at least you keep your consumables, right?
                           most of the time
                                     and no one will join in


So true. Also, when you go to use an ops pack you will either pull out the missle launcher or use an ammo pack instead. {facepalm}

OperatingWookie wrote...

The player with a fancy banner will get downed early at least one time
           on wave 1


(raises hand) "Guilty"

OperatingWookie wrote...

Enemies will spawn right behind you
      and immediately fire even if they aren't fully spawned in


Primes do this all the time. They already have thrown out two turrets, a drone, and have three siege pulses in the air before you see them materialize on the board.

Or, that troll swarm on Glacier Hazard will magically appear behind you once your shields are down. Image IPB

Modifié par blackproject18, 23 juillet 2013 - 07:02 .


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Only one game left sounds in my head it was zombies from the first black ops

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 Got a good one (or so I tell myself at least)

That one time you decide to start a game alone on gold and have people join in
       You will get Collectors on firebase Rio or Hydra 
              You will waste 3/4 of your medigel waiting for someone to join
                      Your ops packs will troll you the entire game
                            Someone will join as soon as you give up and get stomped
                                   It'll be a Volus sentinel with a Predator I

(I feel like I'm constantly running from one end of the map to the other on Rio and I find Hydra has way to many open areas where you'll get mowed down in seconds)

Modifié par Andr0idOS, 23 juillet 2013 - 09:03 .


#43
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:c
The amount of truths this law possesses makes me weep.

#44
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Out of Rum. Pass the scotch.