Ce sujet est ferméramdog7 wrote...
Asari Councilor sex tape leaked
"Click here"
I'd click it.
What e-mails do you expect to get?
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HiroVoid
, janv. 18 2010 06:31
#51
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:00
Birdman117
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I'd click it.
Retour en haut
#52
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:05
Cork85
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We will have a midnight release for those that pre-ordered fish.
#53
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:08
Deinonychus
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IccaRa wrote...
THE SECRET TO EMOTIONALLY ENGAGING MALE ENHANCEMENT *CAN* BE YOURS! EXPERIENCE YOUR DARK SECOND ACT TODAY!
Especially awkward if you're playing a FemShep.
#54
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:13
RogueGeth
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You owe 5 million credits Ashley Williams in child care support.
or
Click here for 2 million credits(aka SPAM!)
#55
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:20
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To: hmwspctrshepard@humanalliance.com
From: 1337coNradvrNer@shepardfanclub.com
Subject: Commander Shepard!
Body:
(Paragon)
Commander Shepard! I heard you died and were brought back to life! Can I become part of you crew?Can I get another picture? Can I get another autograph? Can I become part of your crew?!
Your biggest fan,
Conrad Verner
From: cptainvrner@humanalliance.com
(Renegade)
Shepard, I see I've exceeded you in rank. And don't think I forgot about our last meetings. When I see you, expect A deMOTION AND A F**CKING BULLET THROUGH YOUR F**KING FACE MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!!@!@!@!@!#@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God's mistake,
Most Highly Decorated Captain Conrad Verner of the Alliance Military
Or
From: Make a wish foundation
Subject: Children in Singapore need your help!
Body: Recent element zero accidents cause young children to develop tumors and biotic powers. Please help these children by donating for their medical treatment and biotics training.
From: 1337coNradvrNer@shepardfanclub.com
Subject: Commander Shepard!
Body:
(Paragon)
Commander Shepard! I heard you died and were brought back to life! Can I become part of you crew?
Your biggest fan,
Conrad Verner
From: cptainvrner@humanalliance.com
(Renegade)
Shepard, I see I've exceeded you in rank. And don't think I forgot about our last meetings. When I see you, expect A deMOTION AND A F**CKING BULLET THROUGH YOUR F**KING FACE MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!!@!@!@!@!#@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God's mistake,
Most Highly Decorated Captain Conrad Verner of the Alliance Military
Or
From: Make a wish foundation
Subject: Children in Singapore need your help!
Body: Recent element zero accidents cause young children to develop tumors and biotic powers. Please help these children by donating for their medical treatment and biotics training.
Modifié par Stephenc13, 18 janvier 2010 - 09:22 .
#56
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:23
Nissun
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Eccentrick79 wrote...
Fw: LOL! So CUTE!!!
From: "The Illusive Man" -- IllusiveHunk69 @ cerberus.org
To:
John
Shepard - -- shepdawg @ yahoo.com , Miranda Lawson -- capriciousfa1ry @ cerberus.org, Jacob Taylor -- mochacino @
cerberus.org, Paul Grayson -- pgrayson5 @ cerberus.net,
Donnel Udina -- breakfastlunchudina @ citadel.gov, Mother -- TheIllusiveMom @ hotmail.com , President Huerta -- HandsomePrez001 @ earth.gov
Message contains attachments
1 File (12KB)
Hahahaha
"The Illusive Mom" is gonna be my next username
#57
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:33
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From: Roy Muzyko
cc: Gregg Upchuk
Subject: Emotionally Amped Up Emotionally Engaging Dark Chapter
Hey Shepard prepare to be UNCOMFORTABLY EMOTIONAL. POWER THROWING POWER PULLING POWER CHARGING...
YOUR KIDS WILL ENTER A BIOTIC CONTEST WITH ASARIS AND TIE AND GET DEPORTED BACK TO ILLOS!
cc: Gregg Upchuk
Subject: Emotionally Amped Up Emotionally Engaging Dark Chapter
Hey Shepard prepare to be UNCOMFORTABLY EMOTIONAL. POWER THROWING POWER PULLING POWER CHARGING...
YOUR KIDS WILL ENTER A BIOTIC CONTEST WITH ASARIS AND TIE AND GET DEPORTED BACK TO ILLOS!
Modifié par anexanhume, 18 janvier 2010 - 08:35 .
#58
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:05
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From: Commander C. Verner
To: Commander M. A. Shepard
Subject: CAN I JOIN TOO?!
Hey, it's me! I just want to say how much I've missed you! I cried for ages when I thought you died. I even erected a shrine for you! I hear that you need specialists for a suicide mission, and I'm more than happy to volunteer! Please, may I come with you? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?!
To: Commander M. A. Shepard
Subject: CAN I JOIN TOO?!
Hey, it's me! I just want to say how much I've missed you! I cried for ages when I thought you died. I even erected a shrine for you! I hear that you need specialists for a suicide mission, and I'm more than happy to volunteer! Please, may I come with you? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?!
#59
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:11
Scharfschutzen
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Dear Commander Shepard: In my howm contry of Nigeria, my family has been ataked by and seperated by evil ganstas. Please send 300 guns and 200000 credits immediateley. God Bless you!
#60
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:14
Monster A-Go Go
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From: Rachni Queen --- HRHRachni @ msn.net
TO: Commander John Shepard --- Shepanator12 @ cerberus.org
Subject: Told my friends...
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Hi, Commander Shepard! We were happy to hear it sung that you were still alive. Once again, we thank you for freeing us from our imprisonment on Noveria. As promised, I have sung your praises to my brood and to the friends of the Rachni.
In particular, the Collectors seemed very interested in the human aria. They are an insect race like ourselves, so we were quite pleased that they understood how rare and wonderful your species is. They even mentioned a desire to pay a visit to one of your colonies soon.
Forever grateful,
H.R.H. Annabelle "Rachni Queen" Reynolds
TO: Commander John Shepard --- Shepanator12 @ cerberus.org
Subject: Told my friends...
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Hi, Commander Shepard! We were happy to hear it sung that you were still alive. Once again, we thank you for freeing us from our imprisonment on Noveria. As promised, I have sung your praises to my brood and to the friends of the Rachni.
In particular, the Collectors seemed very interested in the human aria. They are an insect race like ourselves, so we were quite pleased that they understood how rare and wonderful your species is. They even mentioned a desire to pay a visit to one of your colonies soon.
Forever grateful,
H.R.H. Annabelle "Rachni Queen" Reynolds
#61
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:28
Lucas_Is_Calling
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Eccentrick79 I love your emails. 
#62
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:34
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:alien:Your own mail messege(or similar) from your email inbox:)
Modifié par PsiEye83, 18 janvier 2010 - 09:35 .
#63
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:38
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From: Ashley Williams -- wtfprincess @ hotmail3000 . com
To: John Shepard -- TheShepmister @ Spectre . com
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This is a true story, Billy was alone on a friday until he saw this email, he passed it onto other people then he got kissed by the love of his life. if you pass this onto 10 people and the person u fanci will kiss you tomoororow.
xx
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Reply:
Ash, you big bag of douche!
To: John Shepard -- TheShepmister @ Spectre . com
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This is a true story, Billy was alone on a friday until he saw this email, he passed it onto other people then he got kissed by the love of his life. if you pass this onto 10 people and the person u fanci will kiss you tomoororow.
xx____
Reply:
Ash, you big bag of douche!
#65
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:40
monika26
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Maybe some email from mom! I think that would be a nice touch.
#66
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:52
Birdman117
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monika26 wrote...
Maybe some email from mom! I think that would be a nice touch.
Adrian did joke about that in the Normandy video.
#67
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:53
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Penis enlargement emails. Like those messages people received on their PDAs in Doom 3.
#68
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:56
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Eccentrick79, I love your mails!
On a more serious note, I'm hoping for a "I love you" letter from Liara.
On a more serious note, I'm hoping for a "I love you" letter from Liara.
#69
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 10:09
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From: Cord-Hislop Aerospace --- chcustomerservice @ chislop.com
To: Commander John Shepard --- emopirate @ alliance.mil
Subject: Product Recall - EDI Navigational Interface
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Dear Valued Customer,
Recently, we have received several complaints concerning our release of the EDI Systems Navigation Virtual Intelligence (pictured below).
The complaints seem to stem from what our customers and FOX News have described as "a distracting interface." Cord-Hislop would like to stress that the alleged issues with the EDI system are purely aesthetic and that no complaints have been registered against the functionality of the program itself.
Nevertheless, in light of recent study group results that appear to confirm the "distracting nature" of EDI's holographic avatar, Cord-Hislop is issuing a voluntary recall of the software. All interested parties may download our new EDI MCP interface (pictured below) by accessing chaerospace.com and clicking the link to the right.
Again, Cord-Hislop would like to apologize for any inconvenience the EDI interface may have caused you and we look forward to our continued business partnership in the future.
Sincerely,
Dean Thompson -- CFO Cord-Hislop Aerospace
To: Commander John Shepard --- emopirate @ alliance.mil
Subject: Product Recall - EDI Navigational Interface
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Dear Valued Customer,
Recently, we have received several complaints concerning our release of the EDI Systems Navigation Virtual Intelligence (pictured below).
The complaints seem to stem from what our customers and FOX News have described as "a distracting interface." Cord-Hislop would like to stress that the alleged issues with the EDI system are purely aesthetic and that no complaints have been registered against the functionality of the program itself.
Nevertheless, in light of recent study group results that appear to confirm the "distracting nature" of EDI's holographic avatar, Cord-Hislop is issuing a voluntary recall of the software. All interested parties may download our new EDI MCP interface (pictured below) by accessing chaerospace.com and clicking the link to the right.
Again, Cord-Hislop would like to apologize for any inconvenience the EDI interface may have caused you and we look forward to our continued business partnership in the future.
Sincerely,
Dean Thompson -- CFO Cord-Hislop Aerospace
Modifié par Eccentrick79, 18 janvier 2010 - 10:10 .
#70
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 10:50
Monster A-Go Go
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Metallisika wrote...
Eccentrick79, I love your mails!
Lucas_Is_Calling wrote...
Eccentrick79 I love your emails.
Thanks, guys!
#71
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 10:57
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Eccentrick79 wrote...
From: Rachni Queen --- HRHRachni @ msn.net
TO: Commander John Shepard --- Shepanator12 @ cerberus.org
Subject: Told my friends...
___
Hi, Commander Shepard! We were happy to hear it sung that you were still alive. Once again, we thank you for freeing us from our imprisonment on Noveria. As promised, I have sung your praises to my brood and to the friends of the Rachni.
In particular, the Collectors seemed very interested in the human aria. They are an insect race like ourselves, so we were quite pleased that they understood how rare and wonderful your species is. They even mentioned a desire to pay a visit to one of your colonies soon.
Forever grateful,
H.R.H. Annabelle "Rachni Queen" Reynolds
Hahahaha! That...would be awful.
#72
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 11:03
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"A Batarian prince needs your help and is willing to pay a hefty sum for you to transfer their funds into your account"
#73
Posté 22 janvier 2010 - 10:45
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OVERDUE BILLS. HELL he's been dead for 2 years!!!!!
#74
Posté 22 janvier 2010 - 10:52
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Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: So, what about those keepers?
From: Chorban
To: CommShep
So, you told me you'd scan those keepers. It's been more than a year since I sent you that email! What's the deal? I could've done it myself, but nooo, I had to give you the only scanner.
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Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: So, what about those keepers?
From: CommShep
To: Chorban
Look, I'll finish the job when I come by the Citadel. We're going to scout around for a bit, and then maybe we'll drop by the Citadel.
From: Chorban
To: CommShep
So, you told me you'd scan those keepers. It's been more than a year since I sent you that email! What's the deal? I could've done it myself, but nooo, I had to give you the only scanner.
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Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: So, what about those keepers?
From: CommShep
To: Chorban
Look, I'll finish the job when I come by the Citadel. We're going to scout around for a bit, and then maybe we'll drop by the Citadel.
#75
Posté 22 janvier 2010 - 11:12
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*Shepard opens a video inside a spam email*
Announcer: Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids. Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids! Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids!
Darth Harrington: Hi! I'm Darth Harrington of Darth Harrington's Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids Emporium and Moon Base. Due to a garbled subspace transmission, I am currently overstocked on all Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids, and I am passing the savings onto yoooou!
*Shepard closes video*
Announcer: Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids. Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids! Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids!
Darth Harrington: Hi! I'm Darth Harrington of Darth Harrington's Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids Emporium and Moon Base. Due to a garbled subspace transmission, I am currently overstocked on all Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids, and I am passing the savings onto yoooou!
*Shepard closes video*
