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[Adamski_707]

Simply all i can say is what an awesome thread made me laugh xD





And yes some hanar love should be there for those that want it maybe male shepard hanar love at that =P

[klossen4]

wtf just nooo.

[Cypher0020]

you guys forgot about Elcor/Femshep love!



Think about it.....

[aznsoisauce]

Cypher0020 wrote...

you guys forgot about Elcor/Femshep love!

Think about it.....

"10 inches. AROOOOOUUUUNNNND."

[tom.bleaker]

Would the "Enkindlers" approve of such a relationship?

[LatinaLuvsMassEffect]

as a 35 soon to be 36 yr old hispanic woman who is very in touch with her sexuality ,why not? the hanars are very polite.

[Darth_Shizz]

LatinaLuvsMassEffect wrote...

as a 35 soon to be 36 yr old hispanic woman who is very in touch with her sexuality ,why not? the hanars are very polite.

To add to that:

I'm also pretty sure that once you got past the religion...and epidermis, that they'd make fantastic lovers.

[Fhaileas]

What is up with this forum and these weird alien sex fetish fantasies that people keep on harping about?! 

[LatinaLuvsMassEffect]

So many people forget romance is not just about sex it's about love and a hanar would be easy to love.I never liked rude men so to me the hanar are very attractive on the inside.

[Merchant2006]

This one is would like to confess the oncoming arousal.

[Neria Rose]

As much as I love Garrus (Turians in general) and Thane, I just can't imagine getting it on with a Hanar. A loss of bipedalism = loss of interest on my end (except for a schoolgirl crush on Andalites when I was 11/12ish).

[dtye]

Merchant2006 wrote...

This one is would like to confess the oncoming arousal.

*ROFL*

On a serious note, I don't think it'd be a good option. (If it happened in ME3, I'd laugh my ass off though...)

[Count Viceroy]

I'd like to see a smooth talking Elcor.
- Sexual inuendo Hello human would you like to come back to my place for some drinks?
- Excited response lets go
- Demanding request take of your clothes
- Annoyed realisation I don't think I will fit
- Chauvinistic request can you make me a sandwhich at least?

Modifié par Count Viceroy, 18 janvier 2010 - 03:22 .

[LatinaLuvsMassEffect]

 I have to admit some of the men I have dated have more tentacles than the Hanar,it would be nice to date some one(or some thing ) who dosn't ask you out to dinner then expect you to pay for it.

Merchant2006 wrote...

This one is would like to confess the oncoming arousal.

[Merchant2006]

This one wishes to spread the glory of the Enkindlers... everywhere. *Hanar winks*



Wait... how do Hanars wink or.. express their cheeky behaviour??



@Viceroy: I'm in tears, lmao.

[DoomBlackDragon]

Keltoris wrote...

ic1pher wrote...

This is the most disturbing thread I've read on these forums.

You never read the entire Garrus Love thread huh.

Hell Mordin tells femshep to spit not swallow in the game when you choose garrus as a romance. Lol I laugh so hard from the shock the game would just come out with that.

[Shadow Cypher]

Count Viceroy wrote...

I'd like to see a smooth talking Elcor.
- Sexual inuendo Hello human would you like to come back to my place for some drinks?
- Excited response lets go
- Demanding request take of your clothes
- Annoyed realisation I don't think I will fit
- Chauvinistic request can you make me a sandwhich at least?

Brilliant!

On topic, I don't think it would really work but it'd be funny. 

[Naughty Bear]

I wanna have snoo-snoo with this:

[ToJKa1]

Such a thing has occured to me, about half a second after hearing the name "Kasumi"

[Collider]

[gen_silver]

This reminds me of some Penny Arcade strip :



-"I am not allowed at the aquarium anymore."

-"Jellyfishs, right ? Vaginas of the seas."

[Annihilator27]

"This one will be glad to enkindle you"

[javierabegazo]

Nope, Don't like where this thread is going