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[handheld]

makenzieshepard wrote...

handheld wrote...
Also to all of Handhelds fellow forumites handheld wishes to pose a question upon you?

Handhelds question is which store did you get your pre order whether CE or not and Why.

Handheld himself purchased his at gamestop as Handheld himself said before there is about 4 gamestops within walking distance of Handheld.

I would've bought it at Gamestop but it was sold out before I could so Amazon was my alternative choice.  Get the Inferno armor bonus at least as well as release day delievery by UPS which usually gets packages to my door by 12-1pm. 

Considering I  couldn't even stardownloading until 10 my time and I live 80miles roundtrip from a store that sell video games this the best way to get ahold of ME2 quickly.

Handheld himself has always been a bit wary about ordering online Handheld feels much more comfortable when Handheld can physically pick up his copy but Handheld also knows that not everyone has the time to do this.

Handheld is also sorry for all who wished to pre order the CE but werent able to if handheld himself could and had massive funds from Helga the massage krogan Handheld would pre order everyone a CE.

[Daerog]

Hello handheld.

Why do some people wish for handheld to speak in the first person? It's like his thing to type in the third person. I know it has to do with his Mandarin and translator or w/e, but he should just stick with the third person. It was odd at first, but now it's just awesome.

[Keltoris]

I bought it online, immediately screwed that up (I thought the EA Store would remember me, oops) Currently working through Customer Support, and I fail; I still get my CE box on the 28th.

[handheld]

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

his Mandarin .

Handheld does not own a terrible iron man villain?

Handheld also thinks that many wish Handheld himself to conform to there wishes which handheld will not do so Handheld will always have people attacking his way of speech.

Handheld remembers on the old forums many asked why Handheld spoke as he did and many times Handheld himself had to explain it.

Modifié par handheld, 18 janvier 2010 - 11:05 .

[Daerog]

Oh, wait... it was Mongolian, right? Got mixed up.

[SurfaceBeneath]

I'm getting the CE from Amazon. Getting it with release day shipping there was actually just as cheap as going to the store and getting it (shipping charges almost perfectly canceled taxes). When I've ordered games on Amazon in the past they've always arrived between 9am and 10am, which is great because that's about when I get home from work!

[handheld]

SurfaceBeneath wrote...

I'm getting the CE from Amazon. Getting it with release day shipping there was actually just as cheap as going to the store and getting it (shipping charges almost perfectly canceled taxes). When I've ordered games on Amazon in the past they've always arrived between 9am and 10am, which is great because that's about when I get home from work!

Handheld Has heard many a great thing about amazon.

Handheld however has a large distrust of amazon as Handheld attempted to purchase a very hard to find book that Handheld had been looking for and instead received a gay porno.

Naturally this caused Handheld to exude manly anger and then hurl the dvd out the window into his neighbors backyard where Handhelds neighbors daughter later returned it to handheld.

To answer the question below.

Handheld did not keep the video he returned it with extreme manly bravado and recieved his money back.

Modifié par handheld, 18 janvier 2010 - 11:18 .

[SurfaceBeneath]

handheld wrote...

Handheld Has heard many a great thing about amazon.

Handheld however has a large distrust of amazon as Handheld attempted to purchase a very hard to find book that Handheld had been looking for and instead received a gay porno.

Handheld was very very upset by this.

Did you keep it?

[handheld]

SurfaceBeneath wrote...

handheld wrote...

Handheld Has heard many a great thing about amazon.

Handheld however has a large distrust of amazon as Handheld attempted to purchase a very hard to find book that Handheld had been looking for and instead received a gay porno.

Handheld was very very upset by this.

Did you keep it?

See Handhelds former post Handhelds forumite companion by way of the emo tribe bonding.

[Maugrim]

Did you purchase from Amazon or through Amazon's marketplace which is basically a rebranded ebay? If the latter it wasn't Amazon's fault. The one time I had to return an item in 4 year, a defective wii controller, Amazon sent a new one before even receiving the busted one back.



Still there is a first time for everything, even screwups. If Amazon does not get me ME2 in time I swear I shall...well honestly I'm gonna cry like a little girl, maybe write a strongly worded letter you know be very upset.

[handheld]

makenzieshepard wrote...

Did you purchase from Amazon or through Amazon's marketplace which is basically a rebranded ebay? If the latter it wasn't Amazon's fault. The one time I had to return an item in 4 year, a defective wii controller, Amazon sent a new one before even receiving the busted one back.

Still there is a first time for everything, even screwups. If Amazon does not get me ME2 in time I swear I shall...well honestly I'm gonna cry like a little girl, maybe write a strongly worded letter you know be very upset.

As far as Handheld remembers it was just the normal amazon site itself and not the market place.

Handheld himself received many apologies after what had happened and they were very sincere apparently Handhelds Name was mixed up with a person who shared the exact same name as Handheld who happened to be ordering gay porno.

[kookro]

Handheld is cool with me... Welcome to the new forums!

[handheld]

kookro wrote...

Handheld is cool with me... Welcome to the new forums!

Handheld thanks all of the fellow forumites for being so gracious and welcoming Handheld with open arms Handheld shall always be kind and courteous to all formites as Handheld has always been.

[Reapers239]

baardhimself wrote...

this game is not coming out on handhelds

lol

[handheld]

Reapers239 wrote...

baardhimself wrote...

this game is not coming out on handhelds

lol

Last time Handheld checked Handheld was not plural unless somehow Handheld found a way to mate with himself in which Handheld thinks the world would tremble in fear as more Handheld means more Helga the massage krogan's

[Keltoris]

How does Handheld's quantity affect Helga's?



...Has anyone else noticed that no one refers to Handheld as "you" or "your".



Handheld is an entity.



...



DAMNIT HANDHELD, THAT'S MY TRICK.

[packardbell]

This one gives it's fondest greetings.

[handheld]

Keltoris wrote...

How does Handheld's quantity affect Helga's?

...Has anyone else noticed that no one refers to Handheld as "you" or "your".

Handheld is an entity.

...

DAMNIT HANDHELD, THAT'S MY TRICK.

There Cant be Handheld without an anti Handheld Which is Helga the massage krogan.

Handheld thinks if there were two Handhelds and only one Helga the massage krogan the world would implode upon itself from pure awesomeness.

Handheld Himself knows that Handhelds Snazzy good looks and irresistable charms are already too snazzy and too irresistable and helga the massage krogan keeps these in check.

However if there were two Handhelds and only one Helga the massage krogan to keep them in check then it would be chaos as all would attempt to hump Handheld into a mushy pulp of human sexual frustration which is why Handheld must have an anti Handheld.

This also explains why fried baby is a no no.

[Keltoris]

The scary part is how much sense that made.

[handheld]

Keltoris wrote...

The scary part is how much sense that made.

Handheld himself sometimes wonders where he comes up with what he says but for the most part 99.8 percent of them are true,

[paysage]

 Question for handheld:  do you ever accidentally leave your Mongolian translator on when you're typing other things, like work for your job or for school?
*imagines boss or teacher wondering who the heck "handheld" is and why he's in a sales report or something*:happy:

[Xenos42]

Heya Handheld, glad to see you on the new forums. I ordered the Ce from Gamestop.

[handheld]

paysage wrote...

 Question for handheld:  do you ever accidentally leave your Mongolian translator on when you're typing other things, like work for your job or for school?
*imagines boss or teacher wondering who the heck "handheld" is and why he's in a sales report or something*:happy:

Handheld indeed has had an issue or two with his translator going on the fritz such as when handheld was doing a report in high school on roman military tactics.

Handheld will give a brief example of what occured in handhelds typed report.


The Roman militaries were very advanced for there time as Handheld believes they were so advanced that Handheld himself shat his pants due to there advanced military tactics which helped them defeat the saxons at Battle star galactica while the empire hired the U.S.S Death Star to eliminate Gengis Khan.\\\\



That one part right there Caused handhelds teacher to fail all the other students due to sheer lack of creativity in there reports.


Handheld also remembers an incident in which he was filling out an
application for a mechanics shop  to which an email was sent back to
Handheld saying and handheld quotes " Who the f*** is Handheld and why
the F*** does he want to be a mechanic if anything him/her or it sounds
like a horrible chinese pop band".

Modifié par handheld, 18 janvier 2010 - 02:06 .

[DarkWarSoldier]

Hi handheld!  I got the CE for the 360.

Modifié par DarkWarSoldier, 18 janvier 2010 - 04:53 .