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[Mikael_Sebastia]

My sympathies for your suffering, but nothing I've tried has really "cured" the condition. However, I've heard that amphetamine or properly prepared fly amanita should work as an instant relief, but I still wouldn't recommend either (like as for the latter, I recall the description of the effect being: "for a solid two minutes, you think you are going to die, but then you are right off the hook"). Also, I've heard testaments about taking some Paracetamol and Valium, combined with a hefty breakfast should do the trick. But that's all gossip, never tried any and probably never will. Oh btw, the people I've heard these weren't physicians, if that needs to be said.

My recommendation and based to my own experiences, the only thing which really works is drinking a lot of water for the dehydration and eating something salty, fatty and carbs. Also, I've noticed that a little physical activity can help too, e.g. taking a fast paced walk for a mile or two. Starting to drink again is also an option, but in many cases, it just postpones the inevitable, although if applied correctly (proper amounts and right pace, it's not just getting really wasted again) it really takes the worst off, but unless you haven't done it before, I'd advice of not doing it. There are certain lines, which probably shouldn't be crossed.

[MrDizazta]

Bacon.

[Han Shot First]

Hair of the dog that bit you.

[vometia]

MrDizaztar wrote...

Bacon.

Actually, that, pretty much: a fried breakfast seems to be the most reliable hangover cure in my experience, in other words, bacon, sausages, egg, and whatever accoutrements you fancy with it.  It seems like it should be unpalatable, but I've found it usually works to some extent, which is more than most remedies do.

Though a pint or two of water after drinking heavily usually avoids most of the effects of a hangover the next day in my experience.

[JRCHOharry]

Before going to sleep eat copious amounts of fatty foods and drink gallons of water to try and dull the senses enough to knock yourself out.
If that doesn't work you can cry to yourself over the toilet the next morning and contemplate all the decisions you've made.

[Fortlowe]

I remember hangovers. Wait. No I don't. Drink too much, you wake up with a hangover. If you drink too little, you wake up alone. But if you pace yourself and drink just enough, you'll wake up with regrets...and a great story.

Cheers, lightweights.

[Druss99]

Galactic Cannibalism wrote...

Gatorade and water. Before and after you drink. The electrolytes help rehydrate you and the salt in Gatorade help you retain water so that the water you take in just doesn't run through you. Alcohol depletes majority of the nutrients in your body (water being the biggest ofc), that's why you wake up completely cotton mouthed and famished. So all the other particles in Gatorade also helps restore you. So that you may drink again.

Also a greasy burger served up in a dirty ashtray will do wonders.

This. It's all in the sports drinks, baby.

If that fails, pray to Crom. Even though he doesn't care for your prayers.

[stonbw1]

Pedialyte - its like super Gatorade.

[Beerfish]

Spicey food, loud drums and a merry go round.

[RedArmyShogun]

Druss99 wrote...

Galactic Cannibalism wrote...

Gatorade and water. Before and after you drink. The electrolytes help rehydrate you and the salt in Gatorade help you retain water so that the water you take in just doesn't run through you. Alcohol depletes majority of the nutrients in your body (water being the biggest ofc), that's why you wake up completely cotton mouthed and famished. So all the other particles in Gatorade also helps restore you. So that you may drink again.

Also a greasy burger served up in a dirty ashtray will do wonders.

This. It's all in the sports drinks, baby.

If that fails, pray to Crom. Even though he doesn't care for your prayers.

He laughs at you from up on his mountain.

[Straw Nihilist]

You must go to the dagobah system.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Bloody Caesar. Sip it slowly over half-an-hour (it has water, hair-of-the-dog-booze, and electrolytes.)

Drink plain water, too. Greasy breakfast can help, depending on your symptoms.

[chcknwng]

Don't get drunk. If the hangover is so unpleasant why would you get drunk anyway?

[Mothalickaz]

You have 4 options to choose from:

1. Drink some more
2. Smoke some herb
3. Take some aspirin or something similar and wait it out
4. Just wait it out period until it's gone

Those are the only 4 options you should try. I also agree with the above, if you don't like hangovers, don't drink. I hope we don't see too many of these threads from you, you drunk...lol jk

[Fiddles dee dee]

Cures:
1. Visit RWBY threads - interesting content but I was unable to process effectively.

2. Never get sober - too late.

3. Headbutts - this was a complete failure and I don't think my house along with the people in it along with the mailman will ever be the same again.

4. Milk - couldn't keep anything down so left this one out.

5. Pregnancy - this would seem to only lead to more problems and many many questions.

6. Cocaine - I attempted to purchase this at the local grocers but was met with failure, perhaps I need to ask a different one?

7. Water, advil, coffee and sleep - all minutely effective but not enough to really alleviate symptoms and allow normal functionality.

8. Electrolytes - worked well in combination with number 8.

9. Crystal Meth - proved equally difficult to procure at the grocer's.

10. Become one with Russia - I'm assuming this involves a prolonged immersion in the Volga which has not been undertaken at this time.

Bobobobo you are evil.

11. Paper cut and lemon juice - while effective for distraction purposes it did not in any way help my recovery it has improved some of my swearing though.

12. Steak - this was mildly helpful but not in the very early stages.

13. Drink water before, during and after alcohol consumption - yes this would be astoundingly helpful if I had a time machine. I recently sold mine to a man claiming to be L. Ron Hubbard.

14. High potassium - this was probably one of the most helpful comments as once I kept the banana down everything improved. Definitely recommend!

15. Fatty foods/bacon - this has worked for me in the past but was not effective this time. I am deeply sorry and ashamed to say bacon did not solve my problems.

16. Hair of the dog that bit you - unavailable in Australia, my country has no hangover cures .

17. Be balanced and measured in your approach to alcohol - thank you Fort but I know you're all about the stories. ;P

18. Pray to Crom - all prayers for imminent resolution were ignored by all deities unless I praying to the wrong ones or making the incorrect sacrifices to the wrong ones at the wrong time.

19. Extreme masturbation - thank you for participating.

20. Spicy food, loud drums and a merry go round - you seem to be akin to bobobobo

21. Don't get drunk If the hangover is so unpleasant why would you get drunk anyway? - the wisdom in this statement is beyond my mind's ability to grasp.

22. Time - I think this was the one that while most painful was most successful at diminishing pain, fatigue, nausea and general grumpiness. I just wish it didn't take so long.

A thank you to all the people who expressed some level of sympathy, it was appreciated. 

tl;dr - don't get drunk, if you do get drunk drink lots of water/gatorade, sleep and eat some greasy/fatty foods and some bananas and especially eggs.

Modifié par Fiddles dee dee, 18 juillet 2013 - 05:40 .

[Liamv2]

 Drink this

[NeonFlux117]

Water, coffee, aspirin, and electrolytes- Gatorade or fruit juice, maybe cranberry since it's a natural diuretic. Also, food, mostly whole wheats and protein- think wakey, wakey eggs n' backey. But that's after you have at least 4 or 5 hours of rest and re hydration. A true epic hangover is when you get so smashed that not only do you throw up before passing out, but when you awake the next day you throw up in the shower or something.

I've only had a handful of those and they take at least 12 or so hours to feel better.

Good luck.


I can see that the op is a teacher or somehting along those lines. Therefore, a little bump of yeyo is out of the question. But for short term effectivness it can get you going, lol. 

Modifié par NeonFlux117, 18 juillet 2013 - 06:10 .

[Lunch Box1912]

bmwcrazy wrote...

More beer!

Just kidding. Do a few lines of cocaine, it will clear your head up right away.

Yeah, but what do you do 20 minutes later?

I haven't had a drink in six years... but lots of  Purple Vitamin Water by the truck load used to help me when I was like that the next day. If it was real bad I would drink a little night-time cough syrup so I could sleep it off.

Modifié par Lunch Box1912, 21 juillet 2013 - 03:31 .

[Hey]

honestly, a bong hit. maybe hash-browns too tho... after