Well, the title kind of sucks, but whatever.
I came up with that idea while watching Shep retrospect the events of ME in the german commercial (wich is lame, btw)
In this thread i want you to give a little overview about the decisions your Shep made during ME and maybe a lookout on how he's gonna take the upcoming threat in ME2, in kind of a monologue. As you'll see in my example, it's not only about decisions though, but the moments that your Shepard felt as having kind of an impact to his life and be somewhat worth to be mentioned.
Also I'd kind of like to know what you suspect to be your Sheps last thought before "dying" after he's sucked out into the void.
Lets get started:
"I was born on Mindoir. I survived Akuze. I defended Eden Prime. I was chosen as SpecTRe. I freed the last Rachni-queen. I let go of a terrorist. I freed Feros. I lost a Friend. I found love. I explored Ilos. I killed a Reaper. I died... but i'm not done yet. I've a reason to live, stronger, than any of your reasons to kill me."
As for the last thought: "I'm sorry... Liara."
Greetings
Ryu Kazuha
Your Shepards past and future
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:51
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Wow really nice thread! From the POV of my earthborn/war hero Femshep 
" I was born in the slums of Earth. I never knew my parents. Got caught up in the gangs. Didn't enjoy the life. Enlisted at 18. Helped save Elysium a few years later. Hated the medal, I was just doing my part. Became an N7. Became a Spectre. I helped Feros, rescued Liara, helped take down Saren.
Saved the Council, although some call me a fool for doing so. I see it as my duty. I miss Kaiden. Saren made me kill him.
My last thoughts? See ya on other side Ash, I'll be waiting for you. Take care Joker, you made me proud. Liara... I love you. Remember that."
Wow.... when you put it into perspective like that.... gosh, that's sad....
" I was born in the slums of Earth. I never knew my parents. Got caught up in the gangs. Didn't enjoy the life. Enlisted at 18. Helped save Elysium a few years later. Hated the medal, I was just doing my part. Became an N7. Became a Spectre. I helped Feros, rescued Liara, helped take down Saren.
Saved the Council, although some call me a fool for doing so. I see it as my duty. I miss Kaiden. Saren made me kill him.
My last thoughts? See ya on other side Ash, I'll be waiting for you. Take care Joker, you made me proud. Liara... I love you. Remember that."
Wow.... when you put it into perspective like that.... gosh, that's sad....
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 10:01
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*inserts random racist, renegade...everything*
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 10:03
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Born on Earth, died in space from an attack by a collector ship. Wanna resign but it's the military and they don't allow that.
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 10:04
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I was born on Earth, greatest planet ever! Orphaned, I ran with some gangs, but I soon dumped those losers for the army, where I excelled. I had a knack for making the hard choices, as well as putting bullets in people's heads, and so I was sent to Torfan so get rid of some bothersome insects called Batarians. The fight was bloody, but by the end, we stood triumphant.
Then I was chosen as a Spectre, which was pretty cool, I thought! During my career, I killed a bunch of guys, and a bunch of freaks too, among them the rachni queen, another one of those batarian fools, and some giant sack of **** underneath a human colony. The crewmembers on my new ship started hitting on me, and I was almost forced to punch someone out, but they eventually got in line.
Then I detonated a huge nuclear bomb at some nice beach property and left some guy with a really annoying voice to die for his homeworld. Shucks. Moving on, a giant sentient machine started stirring up some **** down at the citadel, so I had to fly over there to sort things out. After doing that, I sorta died and then I awoke. Now, I'm up for kicking some ass! Hells yeah...
Last thought? Probably SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, or FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU- or some other drawn-out swearword, like FIIIIIIIIIIIIIDLLESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKSS!
Then I was chosen as a Spectre, which was pretty cool, I thought! During my career, I killed a bunch of guys, and a bunch of freaks too, among them the rachni queen, another one of those batarian fools, and some giant sack of **** underneath a human colony. The crewmembers on my new ship started hitting on me, and I was almost forced to punch someone out, but they eventually got in line.
Then I detonated a huge nuclear bomb at some nice beach property and left some guy with a really annoying voice to die for his homeworld. Shucks. Moving on, a giant sentient machine started stirring up some **** down at the citadel, so I had to fly over there to sort things out. After doing that, I sorta died and then I awoke. Now, I'm up for kicking some ass! Hells yeah...
Last thought? Probably SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, or FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU- or some other drawn-out swearword, like FIIIIIIIIIIIIIDLLESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKSS!
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 10:11
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“My name is Jacob Shepard … I Fought and defended Elysium during the blitz, I Brought down the scum of the galaxy without having to sacrifice the innocent and brought those who do harm to them to justices.
I liberated the people of Feros from the grip of the thorian.. I Saved and gave an Asari a 2nd chance at life.
I Ventured deep into the frozen planet of Noveria I brought a corrupt official to justices, I saved trapped civilians from a frozen death trap, I reunited a mother and daughter even if was for the last time.. I gave a dead species another chance to sing of the colors.
I helped hold the line Virmire… I lost a lover to the geth to help a close friend light the nuke.. I helped a Krogan find closure with his ancestor as well as make him understand a the Plight of a fake cure. Set a Turian on the path of Justices and not that of vengeances, And give a Quarian the means to help her people.
I went to Ilos, I gained wisdom from a forgotten race, I Helped a man who lost his way have a final moment of purity… I saved the council so that the people will have a Symbol to follow.. I watched as the Races joined together as a righteous hand to bring justices to that which end us all.
Last thought: I am Jacob Shepard -loads gun- And there to much good that need to be done in this universe for me to die now."
My shep hands down.
I liberated the people of Feros from the grip of the thorian.. I Saved and gave an Asari a 2nd chance at life.
I Ventured deep into the frozen planet of Noveria I brought a corrupt official to justices, I saved trapped civilians from a frozen death trap, I reunited a mother and daughter even if was for the last time.. I gave a dead species another chance to sing of the colors.
I helped hold the line Virmire… I lost a lover to the geth to help a close friend light the nuke.. I helped a Krogan find closure with his ancestor as well as make him understand a the Plight of a fake cure. Set a Turian on the path of Justices and not that of vengeances, And give a Quarian the means to help her people.
I went to Ilos, I gained wisdom from a forgotten race, I Helped a man who lost his way have a final moment of purity… I saved the council so that the people will have a Symbol to follow.. I watched as the Races joined together as a righteous hand to bring justices to that which end us all.
Last thought: I am Jacob Shepard -loads gun- And there to much good that need to be done in this universe for me to die now."
My shep hands down.
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 10:42
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Shepard, Elgyn. Infiltrator.
I excell at survival. Like on Mindor where at sixteen I lost a whole world to slavers; afterwards I enlisted and formed bonds with my new brothers.
Again, Akuze took it, it was where my whole 'toon was annihilated...a 'toon full of friends.
I've got Cerberus to blame for.
It wasnt luck, it was determination.
It wasnt providence, it was calculation and planning.
It wasnt faith, it was cold blood and discipline.
I do my job, but I aint no blind tool.
Cutting loses is unavoidable; loose a friend (never forget) gain a few (cherish the moment)...and you might save all sentient life in a process.
I am a weapon, deadliest of species...a recon marine.
They say I died... Marines do not die, they just regroup in hell...
last thought: reload.
I excell at survival. Like on Mindor where at sixteen I lost a whole world to slavers; afterwards I enlisted and formed bonds with my new brothers.
Again, Akuze took it, it was where my whole 'toon was annihilated...a 'toon full of friends.
I've got Cerberus to blame for.
It wasnt luck, it was determination.
It wasnt providence, it was calculation and planning.
It wasnt faith, it was cold blood and discipline.
I do my job, but I aint no blind tool.
Cutting loses is unavoidable; loose a friend (never forget) gain a few (cherish the moment)...and you might save all sentient life in a process.
I am a weapon, deadliest of species...a recon marine.
They say I died... Marines do not die, they just regroup in hell...
last thought: reload.
Modifié par hangmans tree, 18 janvier 2010 - 12:34 .
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 11:30
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I have always been a loner, never many friends... but that comes with the life on a ship I suppose. I have always been transfered from here to there. Not that I minded, no... I quite liked life in space. I didn't join the army to follow my parents' footsteps, no not at all. I enlisted because I wanted to make a difference... And I suppose I managed to do just that.
Throughout the years I became quite nifty with technology and always carried my omni-tool with me. Perhaps I am just odd, but I prefer the company of machinery and solitude than crowds.
It got quite tough early in my career, especially on Elysium... We faced impossible odds. I faced impossible odds.
I even earned the Star of Terra for my actions there... I never really knew if it was luck or skill that pulled me through during that battle... I suppose it was a combination of both.
But the most mentionable experience must have started on Eden Prime... It was a cover-up. We were supposed to locate a Prothean beacon which they had dug up there. Prothean... it had always fascinated me. It went horribly wrong however... just a few minutes after we landed I lost one of the soldiers under my command due to a drone ambush.
Later on we figured out it were the Geth when we came into contact with one of the local marines. Ashley Williams. We even lost a Spectre, Nihlus, on that mission... little did we know what we were getting ourselves into.
It turned out a rogue spectre, Saren, was behind all of this and luckily we managed to prove his guilt. In turn I was granted the rank of Spectre. Quite the career improvement, heh.
I found out that there was a Prothean expert, Dr. Liara T'Soni stuck on a planet covered with Prothean ruins. That seemed like a good place to go first, we could use her experience on the matter. You see, Saren was not the real threat... No, Saren was merely a puppet in the larger scheme. The Reapers were the real threat.
After we had successfully saved Liara the planet Feros was next. Hah, that was pretty messed up now that I think of it. Messed up but very interesting, that's for sure... Later on we traveled to the frozen planet of Noveria. I didn't mind, I quite like the cold to be honest... But I didn't like the insectoid species called the Rachni much. In the end we figured out that the source of the trouble was an actual Rachni Queen... picture that, an extinct race. Perhaps it was foolish of me but I couldn't commit genocide, I let her go... but perhaps she could prove useful in the battles to come.
Virmire was difficult. A research facility for Saren... he studied the effects of indoctrination. That was the first time that it was clear to me that Saren was merely a tool... no not an omni-tool, a tool for the Reapers. I think he already knew it back then, poor guy. Trapped inside his own mind unable to stop his own actions.
I lost a good friend during that battle, a friend I won't forget easily.
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I am typing way too much here! So... last words?
"Just promise me I will be remembered... and I hope I won't have failed.."
Throughout the years I became quite nifty with technology and always carried my omni-tool with me. Perhaps I am just odd, but I prefer the company of machinery and solitude than crowds.
It got quite tough early in my career, especially on Elysium... We faced impossible odds. I faced impossible odds.
I even earned the Star of Terra for my actions there... I never really knew if it was luck or skill that pulled me through during that battle... I suppose it was a combination of both.
But the most mentionable experience must have started on Eden Prime... It was a cover-up. We were supposed to locate a Prothean beacon which they had dug up there. Prothean... it had always fascinated me. It went horribly wrong however... just a few minutes after we landed I lost one of the soldiers under my command due to a drone ambush.
Later on we figured out it were the Geth when we came into contact with one of the local marines. Ashley Williams. We even lost a Spectre, Nihlus, on that mission... little did we know what we were getting ourselves into.
It turned out a rogue spectre, Saren, was behind all of this and luckily we managed to prove his guilt. In turn I was granted the rank of Spectre. Quite the career improvement, heh.
I found out that there was a Prothean expert, Dr. Liara T'Soni stuck on a planet covered with Prothean ruins. That seemed like a good place to go first, we could use her experience on the matter. You see, Saren was not the real threat... No, Saren was merely a puppet in the larger scheme. The Reapers were the real threat.
After we had successfully saved Liara the planet Feros was next. Hah, that was pretty messed up now that I think of it. Messed up but very interesting, that's for sure... Later on we traveled to the frozen planet of Noveria. I didn't mind, I quite like the cold to be honest... But I didn't like the insectoid species called the Rachni much. In the end we figured out that the source of the trouble was an actual Rachni Queen... picture that, an extinct race. Perhaps it was foolish of me but I couldn't commit genocide, I let her go... but perhaps she could prove useful in the battles to come.
Virmire was difficult. A research facility for Saren... he studied the effects of indoctrination. That was the first time that it was clear to me that Saren was merely a tool... no not an omni-tool, a tool for the Reapers. I think he already knew it back then, poor guy. Trapped inside his own mind unable to stop his own actions.
I lost a good friend during that battle, a friend I won't forget easily.
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I am typing way too much here! So... last words?
"Just promise me I will be remembered... and I hope I won't have failed.."
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 11:55
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Awesome thread!
Dahlia Shepard, Soldier:
"I was born on earth, and I ran with the gangs to survive. There's got to be more to life than this. Enlisted and found a new family among the marines. Soldiers died under my command as an N7, I couldn't save them. As we touched down on Eden Prime, I knew everything was about to change. Saren had to be stopped. I couldn't get too attached to the ones that seek to be more than comrades to me, because losing them would crush me. Kaidan's sacrifice will never be forgotten. So many wanted to join me on my mission, but I only trust the young turian and the bitter krogan. They became my friends, my brothers and we had eachother's backs. Even as the walls of the Citadels came down around us. "
Last thought: "I should've told you, Garrus."
Dahlia Shepard, Soldier:
"I was born on earth, and I ran with the gangs to survive. There's got to be more to life than this. Enlisted and found a new family among the marines. Soldiers died under my command as an N7, I couldn't save them. As we touched down on Eden Prime, I knew everything was about to change. Saren had to be stopped. I couldn't get too attached to the ones that seek to be more than comrades to me, because losing them would crush me. Kaidan's sacrifice will never be forgotten. So many wanted to join me on my mission, but I only trust the young turian and the bitter krogan. They became my friends, my brothers and we had eachother's backs. Even as the walls of the Citadels came down around us. "
Last thought: "I should've told you, Garrus."
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 03:06
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John Shepard, Soldier:
"I was quite literally born to be a marine. It was clear to me early on that I would follow in my parents' footsteps in that regard. I was your typical hot-headed, cocky grunt with a superman complex before Akuze. But that changed everything. Now I'm patient, deliberate, methodical. I rarely act on impulse alone so when I do it's often a surprise to those under my command. I like to think I'm a good man, that I make a difference and make the right decision whenever possible. Even though the truth is sometimes there is no right decision. Like Virmire. I failed my Lieutenant there in the same way I failed my unit on Akuze. All of them haunt me. But I've learned to bury things where no one can find them. Well almost no one. Williams has an uncanny knack for knowing what I'm thinking...and for seeing what I'm trying to hide. And I've found parts of my soul laid surprisingly bare around her. I'll keep fighting. It's what I do. I can't see myself doing anything else. I don't want to do anything else. There's work to do."
Last thought:
Flashes of images from his life - his childhood, Akuze, Reapers, violent images, and then peaceful ones - a beach, a forest, Ash's smile. And then nothing.
"I was quite literally born to be a marine. It was clear to me early on that I would follow in my parents' footsteps in that regard. I was your typical hot-headed, cocky grunt with a superman complex before Akuze. But that changed everything. Now I'm patient, deliberate, methodical. I rarely act on impulse alone so when I do it's often a surprise to those under my command. I like to think I'm a good man, that I make a difference and make the right decision whenever possible. Even though the truth is sometimes there is no right decision. Like Virmire. I failed my Lieutenant there in the same way I failed my unit on Akuze. All of them haunt me. But I've learned to bury things where no one can find them. Well almost no one. Williams has an uncanny knack for knowing what I'm thinking...and for seeing what I'm trying to hide. And I've found parts of my soul laid surprisingly bare around her. I'll keep fighting. It's what I do. I can't see myself doing anything else. I don't want to do anything else. There's work to do."
Last thought:
Flashes of images from his life - his childhood, Akuze, Reapers, violent images, and then peaceful ones - a beach, a forest, Ash's smile. And then nothing.
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 04:00
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Some of these are pretty epic. Lets see...Colonist Sole Survivor...
As a child I was freefalling.
Living life free, without responsibility, without regret.
And then...well, sometimes, the cold, hard reality of life sneaks up on you. And your lost forever.
Mindoir.
I still try to block it out, try to push the screams of family and friends from my head.
I try to prevent the nightmares from seeping into my dreams.
It doesn't work.
I was lost. All I had known and loved was destroyed...I thought that I had seen the worst there was.
Once again, I was wrong.
Acuze. An entire unit whiped out, leaving me as the only survivor.
I survived, not because of luck or skill, but because I was strong. I refused to have endured so much and just give up.
Sometimes, when I think back, I think that I may have made the wrong choice. Death seems...preferable than the horrors i've endured.
But now, deaths not an option.
An entire galaxy is at sake, on the verge of utter annialation from beings that transend our entire understand of space and time. And this time, I won't fail. An entire galaxy rest on my shoulders, and I'm not going to rest until this nightmare ends.
Someone, some incomprehensible being out there, ruined my life so that I could be strong enoguh to let others live. Someone has a plan for me, and not even the chains of death will hold me untilt aht plan is fulfilled. I swear it.
I do like the last thought thing above...I seriously thought that was goign to happen at the end of ME1. And at the end...peace.
As a child I was freefalling.
Living life free, without responsibility, without regret.
And then...well, sometimes, the cold, hard reality of life sneaks up on you. And your lost forever.
Mindoir.
I still try to block it out, try to push the screams of family and friends from my head.
I try to prevent the nightmares from seeping into my dreams.
It doesn't work.
I was lost. All I had known and loved was destroyed...I thought that I had seen the worst there was.
Once again, I was wrong.
Acuze. An entire unit whiped out, leaving me as the only survivor.
I survived, not because of luck or skill, but because I was strong. I refused to have endured so much and just give up.
Sometimes, when I think back, I think that I may have made the wrong choice. Death seems...preferable than the horrors i've endured.
But now, deaths not an option.
An entire galaxy is at sake, on the verge of utter annialation from beings that transend our entire understand of space and time. And this time, I won't fail. An entire galaxy rest on my shoulders, and I'm not going to rest until this nightmare ends.
Someone, some incomprehensible being out there, ruined my life so that I could be strong enoguh to let others live. Someone has a plan for me, and not even the chains of death will hold me untilt aht plan is fulfilled. I swear it.
I do like the last thought thing above...I seriously thought that was goign to happen at the end of ME1. And at the end...peace.
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 10:14
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"My name is Gabriel Shepard: Bastion, N7 Marine, Spectre. I am a survivor of the slave raid of Mindoir. I was the last man standing at Elysium. I am the defender of Eden Prime, the savior of Feros, the hero of Terra Nova, the champion of Pinnacle Station. I am the one who freed the Rachni. I am the next step in human evolution. I have lost soldiers, saved governments and faced terrors that you cannot even begin to imagine. I am a leader, and a friend to those who fight for galactic unity. You heard I was dead... You heard wrong. I'm back and I have a score to settle."
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Posté 19 janvier 2010 - 12:02
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Yay, i didn't expect to get that much of answers (an especially not that this is named an awesome thread). I look forward to see even more posts her.
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Posté 08 avril 2010 - 12:09
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kreite shepard male (yes I used my xbox gamertag for a first name)
paragon FTW!!!
born and raised in the colonies at the age of 16 slavers attacked and I lost all that was dear to me (cliche I know but thats life)
I enlisted in the alliance two years later and won a medal fighting batarian slavers at elysium (Revenge mwhahahahahahaaha!)
Chosen to be a spectre shakedown to eden prime colony proved to be a initiation mission to recover a prothean beacon colony attacked by geth I fended them off and received a vision from beacon (right before it exploded in my face life's a **** like that) saw vader ship
went on a long boring slog through the citadel to expose rouge spectre whom was leading geth at eden prime found out about reapers blah blah...
exposed evil dude became spectre got normandy epic speech blah blah blah...
saved colony on feros destroyed plant thingy received protheon mind from asari shiala she went on to be a good samaritan to help the colony yay!
saved liara on therum... thats it
went to noveria killed benezia liara cry boo hoo lolololol free'd rachnii queen (dident tell the council)
council told me about slarian stg regiment spying on searen lost contact lol
went to planet made wrex be all calm like lol spoke to vader ship had to choose to leave kaiden or ashley chose kaiden
council and udina trap me on citadel (sonofa****) but anderson be all like I help you owns udina helps me leave awesome
travel to illos plot twists sex scene with ash blah blah...
got to saren just as he attack citadel with vader ship I make saeren kill himself lololol
fought reaper controlled searen corpse reapers are necrphiles
killed reaper controled corpse
some how brought down vader ship sheild alliance fleet lead by the hackster:O kill vader ship
another epic speech I walk of like a badass leaving anderson in the council
last thoughts before death at hands of collectors
1. denial "my suits not punctured heh heh"
2. anger "damn you joker!!!"
3. fear "ohgodohgodohgod watif athiests are right!!"
4. barganing... I'm in space choking to death who am I gonna bargin with"
5. acceptance "we'll at least I dident go out like a ****"
paragon FTW!!!
born and raised in the colonies at the age of 16 slavers attacked and I lost all that was dear to me (cliche I know but thats life)
I enlisted in the alliance two years later and won a medal fighting batarian slavers at elysium (Revenge mwhahahahahahaaha!)
Chosen to be a spectre shakedown to eden prime colony proved to be a initiation mission to recover a prothean beacon colony attacked by geth I fended them off and received a vision from beacon (right before it exploded in my face life's a **** like that) saw vader ship
went on a long boring slog through the citadel to expose rouge spectre whom was leading geth at eden prime found out about reapers blah blah...
exposed evil dude became spectre got normandy epic speech blah blah blah...
saved colony on feros destroyed plant thingy received protheon mind from asari shiala she went on to be a good samaritan to help the colony yay!
saved liara on therum... thats it
went to noveria killed benezia liara cry boo hoo lolololol free'd rachnii queen (dident tell the council)
council told me about slarian stg regiment spying on searen lost contact lol
went to planet made wrex be all calm like lol spoke to vader ship had to choose to leave kaiden or ashley chose kaiden
council and udina trap me on citadel (sonofa****) but anderson be all like I help you owns udina helps me leave awesome
travel to illos plot twists sex scene with ash blah blah...
got to saren just as he attack citadel with vader ship I make saeren kill himself lololol
fought reaper controlled searen corpse reapers are necrphiles
killed reaper controled corpse some how brought down vader ship sheild alliance fleet lead by the hackster:O kill vader ship
another epic speech I walk of like a badass leaving anderson in the council
last thoughts before death at hands of collectors
1. denial "my suits not punctured heh heh"
2. anger "damn you joker!!!"
3. fear "ohgodohgodohgod watif athiests are right!!"
4. barganing... I'm in space choking to death who am I gonna bargin with"
5. acceptance "we'll at least I dident go out like a ****"
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Posté 08 avril 2010 - 01:56
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I was born in space... a spacer kid
running around like in the migrant fleet
space was cool, and everything
so I just had (just had) to enlist
training was hell, but it was so fun
because I killed a bunch of pirates slavers and made them cry for their mom.
Everything was fantastic, static oh god it was right
Everything was fantastic, static I got a medal
For a while, everything was boring ****
because the Skyllian Blitz's had to end
Damn there is nothing to do
Please Batarian bastards declare was on us...
Everything was so boring, darn it I want to fight
Everything was so boring, darn it is not alright
God, I landed on eden prime
Little machines had launched an attack
I kick their arses, to their Veil and back
and a little Turian was at fault, oh crap!!!
Everything was so drastic, made of plastic, that ship was bad
Everything was so drastic, made of plastic, those husk are
I went around, blowing ****
Commander Shepard wasn't a sight of gentle change
I got a cool, a very cool ship
With an annoying bald man as the X officer
Everything was fantastic, static got a new ship!!
Everything was fantastic, static oh god he was so bald!!!
I blew ****, left and right
in every direction, with all my might
became a Specter, and it was so fun
I had to to tell mom
Things went from drastic, to static, everything was fine
Things went from drastic, to static, I did missions left and right.
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I am tired... so I left the bug live, the plant died (saved that hot green girl)
Got a one night stand, but all I really wanted where her little sister underpants
Raped the reapers pet
Saved the council
and I did my best
Everything was funny, honey I died in deep space
Everything was funny, honey It was for the best
running around like in the migrant fleet
space was cool, and everything
so I just had (just had) to enlist
training was hell, but it was so fun
because I killed a bunch of pirates slavers and made them cry for their mom.
Everything was fantastic, static oh god it was right
Everything was fantastic, static I got a medal
For a while, everything was boring ****
because the Skyllian Blitz's had to end
Damn there is nothing to do
Please Batarian bastards declare was on us...
Everything was so boring, darn it I want to fight
Everything was so boring, darn it is not alright
God, I landed on eden prime
Little machines had launched an attack
I kick their arses, to their Veil and back
and a little Turian was at fault, oh crap!!!
Everything was so drastic, made of plastic, that ship was bad
Everything was so drastic, made of plastic, those husk are
I went around, blowing ****
Commander Shepard wasn't a sight of gentle change
I got a cool, a very cool ship
With an annoying bald man as the X officer
Everything was fantastic, static got a new ship!!
Everything was fantastic, static oh god he was so bald!!!
I blew ****, left and right
in every direction, with all my might
became a Specter, and it was so fun
I had to to tell mom
Things went from drastic, to static, everything was fine
Things went from drastic, to static, I did missions left and right.
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I am tired... so I left the bug live, the plant died (saved that hot green girl)
Got a one night stand, but all I really wanted where her little sister underpants
Raped the reapers pet
Saved the council
and I did my best
Everything was funny, honey I died in deep space
Everything was funny, honey It was for the best
#16
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 02:01
MisterMonkeyBanana
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I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my least favourite way to die.
#17
Posté 08 avril 2010 - 02:04
Dethateer
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Judas:
"I slaughtered thousands of geth, slavers, pirates and zombies, squashed Cthulhu... and I get killed by a f**king seal failure???"
"I slaughtered thousands of geth, slavers, pirates and zombies, squashed Cthulhu... and I get killed by a f**king seal failure???"
Modifié par Dethateer, 08 avril 2010 - 02:24 .
