Marakov7 wrote...
Bionuts wrote...
I highly doubt a guard covering for, and participating in the activities of, a serial killer is acceptable in the DA universe.
Highly doubt it. Unless the killer is a noble, but even Hawke isn't a noble until later in the game
Plus she had red hair that she sometimes wore in braids as a child and when she ran around the village they streamed behind her as all the little boys ran away screaming for mercy...she was a terrorizer! And that goat she wanted for the dowry? In reality, she wanted it so she could sacrifice it on a harvest moon, strip down to her smallclothes, cover herself in blood, and run around Lowtown doing demony things! And...and she often enjoyed eating toast covered in peach marmalade in the morning and EVERYBODY knows that this often used to settle a person's stomach after a night of drinking the blood of innocent children!
She was a red-headed, blood-drinking, running around in her small clothes at midnight, demony-doing terrorizer! It's so obvious. Once I was blind, but now I see!
You make it sound .. so sexy





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