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[Diefenbaker]

IC-07 wrote...

Mr Cloud wrote...

Wait, I have a better idea - make every single NPC you meet along the way horny enough to have sex with you at any time.

Would that satisfy you OP? Or is it still not enough?

We need that wheel from DA2 and add a 4th personality. The horny one.

NPC: "He passed away 6 months ago"

1. You have my consolences.
2. Too early for jokes?
3. Remind me why I care.
4. Come to my tent.

NPC: "We shall charge the enemy at daylight's first hour!"

1. For great honor!
2. Do I have to?
3. Get lost, I will do it alone.
4. Come to my tent first, fight later. Tent afterwards, hell, tent time on the battlefield...

[Kidd]

General Distress wrote...

In DA:I you will have the option to masturbate, that's as casual as it gets.
It will also be a minigame:
For male Inquisitors it will be Towers of Hanoi, for female it will be the lockpicking from Fallout 3.

I almost want this just to play Towers of Hanoi. It's been a while since we had this BioWare classic =)

Damn, I'll post a thread about it!

Modifié par KiddDaBeauty, 27 juillet 2013 - 10:38 .

[Mr Cloud]

AelixVII wrote...

NPC: "He passed away 6 months ago"

1. You have my consolences. Would you come to my tent?
2. Too early for jokes? Then perhaps it isn't too early to join me in my tent?
3. Remind me why I care. I'd rather have you in my tent
4. Come to my tent. NOW.

Fix'd that one for you.

[Diefenbaker]

Mr Cloud wrote...

AelixVII wrote...

NPC: "He passed away 6 months ago"

1. You have my consolences. Would you come to my tent?
2. Too early for jokes? Then perhaps it isn't too early to join me in my tent?
3. Remind me why I care. I'd rather have you in my tent
4. Come to my tent. NOW.

Fix'd that one for you.

I approve and am now convinced we need this in game. BW?

[IC-07]

Mr Cloud wrote...

IC-07 wrote...

Mr Cloud wrote...

Wait, I have a better idea - make every single NPC you meet along the way horny enough to have sex with you at any time.

Would that satisfy you OP? Or is it still not enough?

We need that wheel from DA2 and add a 4th personality. The horny one.

Even better: maybe we'll get some reminiscence of Saint's Row system. There you can go around naked and disgust bypassers.  In DA:I let's call it b**** mode, which would allow you to have an intercourse with everything you just happen to pass (not to mention DA:O had sex with animals, just sayin').

I can't say how much I love BSN.

And there will be an anal probe weapon as a Day 1 DLC, which will help us identify mages.

Dragon Age: Inquisition. When sex is the means to survival.

[IC-07]

AelixVII wrote...

IC-07 wrote...

Mr Cloud wrote...

Wait, I have a better idea - make every single NPC you meet along the way horny enough to have sex with you at any time.

Would that satisfy you OP? Or is it still not enough?

We need that wheel from DA2 and add a 4th personality. The horny one.

NPC: "He passed away 6 months ago"

1. You have my consolences.
2. Too early for jokes?
3. Remind me why I care.
4. Come to my tent.

NPC: "We shall charge the enemy at daylight's first hour!"

1. For great honor!
2. Do I have to?
3. Get lost, I will do it alone.
4. Come to my tent first, fight later. Tent afterwards, hell, tent time on the battlefield...

Quests will be like:

NPC: Before I give you my quest, you have to bang me.
Inquisitor: Oh-ho-ho, yeeeeaaaaah, baby!
Later on:
Inquisitor: Now what's the quest about?
NPC: Your quest is to have sex with me.
Inquisitor: Oh-ho-ho, yeeeeaaaaah, baby!

Modifié par IC-07, 27 juillet 2013 - 10:41 .

[Mr Cloud]

IC-07 wrote...


And there will be an anal probe weapon as a Day 1 DLC, which will help us identify mages.

Dragon Age: Inquisition. When sex is the means to survival.

I agree wholeheartedly. Who needs phylactery when you get to use an anal probe?

Modifié par Mr Cloud, 27 juillet 2013 - 10:41 .

[IC-07]

Thread derailed, awaiting lockdown.

[Ziggeh]

IC-07 wrote...

Quests will be like:

NPC: Before I give you my quest, you have to bang me.
Inquisitor: Oh-ho-ho, yeeeeaaaaah, baby!
Later on:
Inquisitor: Now what's the quest about?
NPC: Your quest is to have sex with me.
Inquisitor: Oh-ho-ho, yeeeeaaaaah, baby!

Giggity.

[Das Tentakel]

simfamSP wrote...

I think it would be funnier to see other NPCs having sex. Look at DA2's pathetic attempt at fellatio, it could have been better and more hilarious.

Or just have that couple in the hotel from Deus Ex come along, they must have had sex for two weeks straight.

Yay! Witnessing Orlesian pseudo-medieval orgies semi-confirmed!

[KainD]

IC-07 wrote...

Thread derailed, awaiting lockdown.

It derailed? When? 

[Nefla]

I was set to disagree but slurring around in SWtOR can be hilarious. I also like using seduction as one method to solve a quest/infiltrate somewhere/ avoid a battle.

[Bfler]

Our castle will be our personal Playboy Mansion with included jacuzzi grotto

[Bionuts]

The Hierophant wrote...

So an inclusion of Cammen/Gheyna type scenarios? Sure why not.

Off topic, but who in the heck would allow their Warden to touch Cammen though? That's just nasty.

Because it's cruel. Both of them are virgins with the idea of losing it to each other.

Take his virginity away, then convince Gheyna to marry him. A cruel, but hilarious situation.

Both of them are gross, btw.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Bionuts wrote...

The Hierophant wrote...

So an inclusion of Cammen/Gheyna type scenarios? Sure why not.

Off topic, but who in the heck would allow their Warden to touch Cammen though? That's just nasty.

Because it's cruel. Both of them are virgins with the idea of losing it to each other.

Actually, at one point I roleplayed a Warden who thought she was doing him a favor. (Although, on the other hand, one could absolutely argue she was.)

Take his virginity away, then convince Gheyna to marry him. A cruel, but hilarious situation.

Both of them are gross, btw.

I dunno. Ghenya's kinda cute.

Back on topic, I am in favor of this.

[Bionuts]

Riverdaleswhiteflash wrote...

Actually, at one point I roleplayed a Warden who thought she was doing him a favor. (Although, on the other hand, one could absolutely argue she was.)

Well, they're probably prudes, so it's a good argument. Actually, it's something I heard a woman saying on these forums some time ago.

[Spaghetti_Ninja]

I don't want any sex. It's just awkward kisses when the models are unnaturally squeezed together and then fade to black. This game series doesn't have to copy Geralt from The Witcher in every regard, it's fine as it is.

I prefer the Jaheira-type romance. All talk, no bedding.

[Foolsfolly]

LupoCarlos wrote...

DA:I looks so apocalyptic that nobody will have time for sex

End of the world? Seems like the best time to have more sex.

[DarkKnightHolmes]

Just call Isabela again.

[Foolsfolly]

DarkKnightHolmes wrote...

Just call Isabela again.

But can all the casual sex needs of Thedas be answered by one Rivani woman?

The answer is no.

We need to call in Zevran.

[dreamgazer]

Again with the digital coitus? Jeebus.

[Eternal Phoenix]

dreamgazer wrote...

Again with the digital coitus? Jeebus.

Poorly written romances are better then?

S*** upon Dawkins, I mean what's wrong with added role-playing options? SWTOR has it according to these people here. Origins had it. No one is asking for Witcher type encounters where every woman throws themselves at the male protagonist.

[elvici]

BouncyFrag wrote...

Carlos Danger approves of this because he's the hero NYC deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

:lol: 

[Nashimura]

KC_Prototype wrote...

LupoCarlos wrote...

DA:I looks so apocalyptic that nobody will have time for sex

Tell that to Commander Shepard.

heh... this