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Schmooples the Nug for Companion and LI

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Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 06:29

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We've had many threads asking for Cullen, or Cassandra, or Flemeth, or what have you, but I feel that one of the Dragon Age series's most compelling characters has been unjustly ignored. I am speaking, of course, of Schmooples, who you of course remember as the nug we gave to Leliana in Orzammar.

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I feel Dragon Age: Inquisition could use such a fascinating character as a romance option, because as we all know, if you find something in the DA universe interesting, it needs to be boned by the PC.

Below I have prepared answers to what I anticipate to be questions likely to be asked regarding this subject.

Q: What gender is Schmooples?
A: Schmooples believes that gender is an artificial social construct, and as such does not self-identify as either male or female.

Q: What is Schmooples's sexual orientation?
A: Bisexual, obviously.

Q: Isn't this creepy and fetishistic?
A: Of course not; if I was requesting a nug romance solely because I wanted to get it on with a small hairless rodent, than perhaps, but that is not the case. I feel a nug romance could give valuable insight into nug culture, how they view sexual relationships, the societal orstracism that nugs experience when engaging in relationships outside their species.

Q: Are you being serious?
A: I'm offended you'd even consider otherwise.

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reeferdemon
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 06:55

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Here, here! I support the implementation of Schmooples as a love interest!!

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kathic
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:01

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What about those of us that killed Schmooples in DAO?

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Ridwan
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:03

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lol.

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AllThatJazz
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:04

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Can I eat it afterwards?

Also, @kathic. You get, er, Plooples. Cousin of Schmooples.

Modifié par AllThatJazz, 27 juillet 2013 - 07:07 .

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Roujinx94
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:05

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Getting it on with living things is so passé, I just want to go full Zaeed and get it on with a Starmetal 2H-Sword. Have you seen the design on those things? Mhm.

Modifié par Roujinx94, 27 juillet 2013 - 07:09 .

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Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:08

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Oops, had an accident

Modifié par Roujinx94, 27 juillet 2013 - 07:08 .

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elvici
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:14

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 :lol::lol::lol:

But wait! :?

If we're all about hitting on wildlife, I want to be able to get it on with a halla.

I demand representation for hallaphiliacs everywhere!!!  :wizard:

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Angrywolves
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:16

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a joke topic.
A bad one.

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Teddie Sage
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:17

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Oh dear... I'm trying to laugh, but I can't.

Modifié par Teddie Sage, 27 juillet 2013 - 07:18 .

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billy the squid
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:18

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Angrywolves wrote...

a joke topic.
A bad one.


So is your face.

Now Kiss schmooples and apologise, before you hurt his feelings.

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Todd23
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:19

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Full support.

#13
elvici
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 07:20

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Angrywolves wrote...

a joke topic.
A bad one.


...you expected this thread to be serious?  :happy:

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Wickwrackscar
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 09:01

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Wasn't there some developer tweet about nug grenades? That seems to me like a more worthwhile endeavour regarding nugs.

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BouncyFrag
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 09:12

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General Distress wrote...

Wasn't there some developer tweet about nug grenades? That seems to me like a more worthwhile endeavour regarding nugs.

Please don't ask how I've got this pic at the ready:
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DatOneFanboy
Posté 27 juillet 2013 - 10:46

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pls bioware, listen to your fans

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Han Shot First
Posté 28 juillet 2013 - 02:30

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This would be redundant OP.

We already had one creepy rodent-like creature as a LI with Merrill. On the other hand, the Nug would probably be smarter and have more personality.

Ok, mark me down for support.

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Beerfish
Posté 28 juillet 2013 - 02:37

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You can bring shmooples if I can bring the bbq sauce,

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Beerfish
Posté 28 juillet 2013 - 02:38

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BouncyFrag wrote...

General Distress wrote...

Wasn't there some developer tweet about nug grenades? That seems to me like a more worthwhile endeavour regarding nugs.

Please don't ask how I've got this pic at the ready:
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Not all of them are duds.

#20
Blazomancer
Posté 28 juillet 2013 - 08:31

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Why Schmooples specifically, why not some other nug?

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Augustei
Posté 28 juillet 2013 - 09:10

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Angrywolves wrote...

a joke topic.
A bad one.


Could be worse, could be a real LI request thread... Now those things are the real joke

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Eternal Phoenix
Posté 28 juillet 2013 - 11:11

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Only if he comes with the mage hunting mini-game day one DLC.

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Lenimph
Posté 28 juillet 2013 - 11:19

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It is unfair that Hawke got away without being called a nug lover. We certainly can't let the inquisitor get away with that.

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Posté 28 juillet 2013 - 11:34

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kathic wrote...
What about those of us that killed Schmooples in DAO?

That didn't stop Leliana or Morrigan from returning, why would it stop Schmooples?

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elvici
Posté 29 juillet 2013 - 12:27

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bobobo878 wrote...

kathic wrote...
What about those of us that killed Schmooples in DAO?

That didn't stop Leliana or Morrigan from returning, why would it stop Schmooples?


Hell, death didn't stop Leandra from returning (although, granted, she did live and die... and live, sorta, all in one game). Anyway, a zombie nug love interest certainly couldn't be any worse than Anders.  :P

Modifié par elvici, 29 juillet 2013 - 12:29 .

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