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Let's keep cutscene incompetence to a minimum, please.


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#151
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You know locking kids in a van is illegal in most states right?

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

CrustyBot wrote...

So in addition to being a physicist, and a biologist, is David trying to school a software programmer on what a bug is?

His education surpasses us all


Truly David is the great mind warrior chosen by the gods to take up Wulfie's crusade!

He shall purge this intellectual ghetto of all of us genocidal, sociopathic, hate fetishist, non-drone, Luddites!!!!!!


All hail king David Jackassus I!!!!

I already laid flowers on Wulfie's profile today.  Time for a new champion to take up his banner.

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Oh Davey.

Modifié par Grand Admiral Cheesecake, 03 août 2013 - 04:49 .


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Inquisitor Recon wrote...

You know locking kids in a van is illegal in most states right?


Except for Florida of course, because FREEDOM!

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Ok accusing David of incompetence is one thing.........

This is another

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Foxxie x Lightning wrote...

I, and anyone who knows me knows this is exactly how I feel, personally feel as though EVERYONE should look to MGS4 for advice on how to make a great game, PERIOD. Not just with cutscenes.

Hideo Kojima knows how to make a damn game tbh. <3

Well, his games practically are giant cutscenes, I should hope he knows how to put one together by this point.

Tired joke, I know, and not really fair. But they are very cinematic-- in a good way, I'd probably agree.

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I live in Texas. And the kids enjoy it. (They'd better, considering their parents are plunking down $750.00 a week.) I don't call people idiots in real life because people don't make the kind of accusations and insults that are the bread and butter of the BSN in real life.

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This thread went from amusing to dafuq in the matter of 9001 milliseconds.

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Steelcan wrote...

Ok accusing David of incompetence is one thing.........

This is another


Do you know of any school that teaches pre-teens computer programing? Video game programing no less?

It sounds very, very, "come with me to my van, I'll show you how to make video games." creepy.

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Inquisitor Recon wrote...

You know locking kids in a van is illegal in most states right?


Except for Florida of course, because FREEDOM!

Wait just second, that isn't illegal down here?

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David7204 wrote...

I live in Texas


I knew it!

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David7204 wrote...

I live in Texas. And the kids enjoy it. I don't call people idiots in real life because people don't make you the kind of accusations and insults that are the bread and butter of the BSN in real life.


The stars at night,

Are big and bright,

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Enigmatick wrote...

 Wait just second, that isn't illegal down here?


Not if you think the kid is out to get you!:wizard:

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David7204 wrote...

I live in Texas. And the kids enjoy it. (They'd better, considering their parents are plunking down $750.00 a week.) I don't call people idiots in real life because people don't make you the kind of accusations and insults that are the bread and butter of the BSN in real life.


I find the objectivity of your statment subjective.

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I think it's popcorn time!

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David7204 wrote...

I live in Texas. And the kids enjoy it.

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David7204 wrote...

I live in Texas. And the kids enjoy it. (They'd better, considering their parents are plunking down $750.00 a week.) I don't call people idiots in real life because people don't make the kind of accusations and insults that are the bread and butter of the BSN in real life.


I am interested now. What platforms do you teach them on? 10 bucks says it's probably gamemaker.

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Dobbysaurus wrote...

I think it's popcorn time!


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What kind of parents send their children to a class on computer programing and video games?

Seriously. Shouldn't they be learning advanced mathematics, or going to medical classes if your dropping that kind of cash on them?

Seems like a much more stable investment.

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LindsayLohan wrote...

David7204 wrote...

I live in Texas. And the kids enjoy it. (They'd better, considering their parents are plunking down $750.00 a week.) I don't call people idiots in real life because people don't make the kind of accusations and insults that are the bread and butter of the BSN in real life.


I am interested now. What platforms do you teach them on? 10 bucks says it's probably gamemaker.

Inb4 RPGMaker XP

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David7204 wrote...

I live in Texas. And the kids enjoy it.


I'm sure they do.

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Darth Brotarian wrote...

What kind of parents send their children to a class on computer programing and video games?

Seriously. Shouldn't they be learning advanced mathematics, or going to medical classes if your dropping that kind of cash on them?

Seems like a much more stable investment.


Son you just don't understand how 'Merica works!:wizard:

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David, go play Dragon Age.

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David7204 wrote...

I teach a class on making video games to 9-13 year olds.

wat

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The Games Factory 2. Frankly, it's not fantastic, but it works. The younger 6-8 class which I don't teach uses Scratch. Which I hate.