i hate allistair
#1
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:24
#2
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:26
Modifié par Joint Ops, 18 janvier 2010 - 06:31 .
#3
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:27
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:28
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:30
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:32
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:32
Modifié par Finiffa, 18 janvier 2010 - 06:33 .
#8
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:33
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:49
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 07:03
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Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 07:24
#13
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:15
#14
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:18
GodOfPandas wrote...
lol i was thinking why do use all h8 me den i realised u were talking about that **** in the game. hes worse than sten, and he tried 2 kill me. 4 sum reason every1 in dat game tries 2 kill me
I can't imagine why.
#15
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:28
Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.
The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.
I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.
#16
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:32
David Gaider wrote...
Tell you what.
Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.
The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.
I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.
How about you just make it chuck Norris?
#17
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:32
David Gaider wrote...
Tell you what.
Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.
The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.
I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.
Rofl thats was priceless. But in all seriousness though Alistar is very whiney and sure does cry a lot. You would think the life he led he would be a bit more hardened from it all.
#18
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:32
I will be sad when I do the next playthrough and don't use him.
#19
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:33
David Gaider wrote...
Tell you what.
Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.
The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.
I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.
Is that based on Sloth of Dooms character?
#20
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:34
David Gaider wrote...
he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.
Hahaha. I like it already! XD
#21
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:35
David Gaider wrote...
Tell you what.
Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.
The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.
I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.
LOL
Damn it, this right here is why I liked Alistair from the get-go. He's a human being not the TF2 heavy - who is awesome in his own ridiculous way. I'm not sure what whining everyone is referring to. Some bad stuff happened, he feels bad, jesus, anyone ever heard of a man having the tiniest bit of emotions?
#22
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:36
David Gaider wrote...
Tell you what.
Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.
The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.
I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.
The more i think about it.. you are describing Sten!
#23
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:37
No, he doesn't. Some players are whiny, however, and sure do cry a lot whenever any character dares to express a thought contrary to their own or maybe, I don't know, expresses an emotion. I think this says more about their shallowness than Alistair's whininess.darkshadow136 wrote...
Rofl thats was priceless. But in all seriousness though Alistar is very whiney and sure does cry a lot.
#24
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:39
David Gaider wrote...
No, he doesn't. Some players are whiny, however, and sure do cry a lot whenever any character dares to express a thought contrary to their own or maybe, I don't know, expresses an emotion. I think this says more about their shallowness than Alistair's whininess.darkshadow136 wrote...
Rofl thats was priceless. But in all seriousness though Alistar is very whiney and sure does cry a lot.
Oh no you don't!
You know damn well he implies you should take a certain action at redcliffe, then grills you for doing it!
#25
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 08:39
David Gaider wrote...
No, he doesn't. Some players are whiny, however, and sure do cry a lot whenever any character dares to express a thought contrary to their own or maybe, I don't know, expresses an emotion. I think this says more about their shallowness than Alistair's whininess.darkshadow136 wrote...
Rofl thats was priceless. But in all seriousness though Alistar is very whiney and sure does cry a lot.
lol, you are correct, sir!





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