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Shawntor

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I want him to leave my group.  nuff said.  I'm trying my level best to make that happen.

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edited.

Modifié par Joint Ops, 18 janvier 2010 - 06:31 .


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Shawntor

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I don't even want him in my camp. He should just go, eating my food, sharing my fire.....bumbling fool crybaby needs to hit the road.....and from the very start is not soon enough.

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Shawntor

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ps...you shouldn't say plot things in this forum btw....although i appreciate your posting in this thread.

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Oh, right, sorry. I'll just edit that now that you know.

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beelzeybob

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QQ moar

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Yes lets just start ANOTHER one of these I love/ I hate Alistair threads ..... Posted Image

Modifié par Finiffa, 18 janvier 2010 - 06:33 .


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Really? Because he always had nice things to say about you.

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insert a Sten comment here

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I like Allistair. I must be mental or something :P

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Skellimancer wrote...

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That would be great if you just had Sylar as a replacement for him...

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I don't suppose anyone wants to make a mod for that? :whistle:

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Modifié par Some Dude On The Internet, 18 janvier 2010 - 08:21 .


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GodOfPandas

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lol i was thinking why do use all h8 me den i realised u were talking about that **** in the game. hes worse than sten, and he tried 2 kill me. 4 sum reason every1 in dat game tries 2 kill me

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GodOfPandas wrote...

lol i was thinking why do use all h8 me den i realised u were talking about that **** in the game. hes worse than sten, and he tried 2 kill me. 4 sum reason every1 in dat game tries 2 kill me


I can't imagine why.

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David Gaider

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Tell you what.

Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.

The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.

I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.

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David Gaider wrote...

Tell you what.

Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.

The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.

I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.


How about you just make it chuck Norris? :D

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David Gaider wrote...

Tell you what.

Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.

The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.

I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.


Rofl thats was priceless. But in all seriousness though Alistar is very whiney and sure does cry a lot. You would think the life he led he would be a bit more hardened from it all.;)

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Alistair has been my rogue's best bud; there are lots of options where you can bite back at Alistair when he gets smarmy, and he takes it as the joke it is intended to be. It's great.



I will be sad when I do the next playthrough and don't use him.

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David Gaider wrote...

Tell you what.

Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.

The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.

I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.


Is that based on Sloth of Dooms character?

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David Gaider wrote...
 he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.


Hahaha.  I like it already!  XD 

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David Gaider wrote...

Tell you what.

Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.

The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.

I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.


LOL

Damn it, this right here is why I liked Alistair from the get-go. He's a human being not the TF2 heavy - who is awesome in his own ridiculous way. I'm not sure what whining everyone is referring to. Some bad stuff happened, he feels bad, jesus, anyone ever heard of a man having the tiniest bit of emotions?

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David Gaider wrote...

Tell you what.

Next time we put in a male lead, we will make sure to make him the manliest and most stoic creature you could possibly imagine. Just for you. He will be so manly he will suck the body hair right off of John Wayne and make Chuck Norris weep with envy. He will never show a single emotion, not even at his grandmother's funeral, and will never utter a single complaint about your actions... he will simply reach out of the game, slap you across the face and then take over the party.

The rest of the party won't mind, and neither will you... because he will be that awesome. Deep down inside you will resent him, and resent the fact that every NPC in every town the party enters falls in love with him and not with you. But that part of you also knows he deserves that love. Even needs it.

I am certain there is not a single fault that you or anyone could find with such a character.


The more i think about it.. you are describing Sten!

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darkshadow136 wrote...
Rofl thats was priceless. But in all seriousness though Alistar is very whiney and sure does cry a lot.

No, he doesn't. Some players are whiny, however, and sure do cry a lot whenever any character dares to express a thought contrary to their own or maybe, I don't know, expresses an emotion. I think this says more about their shallowness than Alistair's whininess.

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David Gaider wrote...

darkshadow136 wrote...
Rofl thats was priceless. But in all seriousness though Alistar is very whiney and sure does cry a lot.

No, he doesn't. Some players are whiny, however, and sure do cry a lot whenever any character dares to express a thought contrary to their own or maybe, I don't know, expresses an emotion. I think this says more about their shallowness than Alistair's whininess.


Oh no you don't!

You know damn well he implies you should take a certain action at redcliffe, then grills you for doing it!

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David Gaider wrote...

darkshadow136 wrote...
Rofl thats was priceless. But in all seriousness though Alistar is very whiney and sure does cry a lot.

No, he doesn't. Some players are whiny, however, and sure do cry a lot whenever any character dares to express a thought contrary to their own or maybe, I don't know, expresses an emotion. I think this says more about their shallowness than Alistair's whininess.


lol, you are correct, sir!