You do of course now realize that every pc player will be rocking a turian kit in the hopes of running into you?
Not true. I somehow don't like Turians, sorry.
I think it is better that I don't use a mic in ME3. I'd just spend most of the game yelling at stupid people. Or making sarcastic remarks. Or telling them to shut the hell up because I need to hear the enemies.
I'm not a nice person.
You do of course now realize that every pc player will be rocking a turian kit in the hopes of running into you?
Working as intendedtm
sometimes i like to plug in my mic after the game starts and pretend i am one of the other micless pugs, then unplug it before the game ends
My mic recently broke so I guess this thread is now relevant to me. But rather than repeat everything everyone else has already said, I'll bring something new to the table: second languages, and the oddities that arise!
My hilariously out of practice french has led to the following "uh, I forget the right words" moments (I've gotten a lot better, these are just some of the more memorable ones from earlier on) Translated into english for your convenience. And yes, I used to say these out loud.
"I can no longer pull my gun. I need to refill it. I come to return soon." (I didn't know "Ammo" in french. I do, now.)
"Gosh darn it, users of guns! Go back to Rome in Space!" (About waves with too many marauders - don't know "Turian" or "Marauder" in french, still)
"I'm sorry. My shield is broken. I need to hide until the time comes that I have fixed it." (Still don't know the word for cover)
"Yes. I am using the robot. Yes, I am using the thrower of fire. No, I am not using the hunter of something." (Don't know Hunter Mode in french)
"My body is rolling in the stairs like a ball with wheels. No, I don't know what I just said."
"Crack their heads and they won't explosive your face into the wall." (Aka "Possessed Abominations 101")
"Sorry for not saying much. I forget most of the words that make phrases that contain any semblance of meaning."
"I'd appreciate some help, here, if you please. This eater of faces is interested in ripping out my teeth and nose." (Husk on me with Marauders nearby)
Good times.
I don't use a mic, because I'm a cynical bastard, but somehow the same four sentences come to mind during every match:
"Oh, so you consistently choose to stay outside the hack/escort circle to rack up kills, but now you died and want a res? Here, have some urine in your face instead."
"Please don't leave the circle to revive the idiot who stayed outside it. Then we will have two dead idiots ... I guess you couldn't help yourself. Well played."
"You shift all your fire to the Banshee and let the marauders and cannibals murder your face. And then you wonder why you get shot? Yup, I would go to war with you any day, you silly sods."
"You know you can do other things than that slash you keep using, right?"
*sigh*
... but I still love you for soaking up all the bullets 
I let my pug bark into my mic instead.
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Only thing I would like to say to teammates is this: "Don't worry about raising your score, get the objectives!"
Pain in the butt when we've got a hack or an objective and only one(normally me) person is doing it while the rest of the mouth breathers are running around worried about taking the top 3 spots. Just finish the dang objective then you can worry about trying to beat the top 2 scores >.>
"I'd appreciate some help, here, if you please. This eater of faces is interested in ripping out my teeth and nose." (Husk on me with Marauders nearby)
Bonus points for using French.
Had a pug group on Cerberus/London/Gold, and I got Phantomed trying to rez a guy. I thought it was going to be a wipe, but the puggernaut was still alive!
For the next 10 minutes, I made poor imitations of Jug Heavy Melee noises over the microphone to coorespond with the actions onscreen. Halfway through it was more giggle than sound effect but I am nothing if not dedicated
Bonus points for using French.
Do you fancy for a nice cup of hot tea?
I'd prolly yell "Baka!" a lot.
I would yell, humiliate, rage, foam, scream, curse, and a whole lot of other things when I see someone (trying to) play a Krogan who either doesn't use the Claymoar or fails miserably at headbutting all things.
I would also politely ask Salarian and Turian teammates (who are bleeding out) about their opinion regarding the Genophage, so I can decide if they are worthy of reviving or better off rotting away in the mud.
"I'll bang you if you play a turian"
I was already playing a Turian (TSent all week TSol today), does that count?
I would yell, humiliate, rage, foam, scream, curse, and a whole lot of other things when I see someone (trying to) play a Krogan who either doesn't use the Claymoar or fails miserably at headbutting all things.
Agreed, with the obvious exception that Warlords should be Barbie pink and carry an Acolyte.
I would yell, humiliate, rage, foam, scream, curse, and a whole lot of other things when I see someone (trying to) play a Krogan who either doesn't use the Claymoar or fails miserably at headbutting all things.
I would also politely ask Salarian and Turian teammates (who are bleeding out) about their opinion regarding the Genophage, so I can decide if they are worthy of reviving or better off rotting away in the mud.
Haha. 
My Krogan Soldier uses a Graal, which is a typical Krogan weapon. As is the Striker. Although I believe, as a warrior race, Krogans will use whatever gets the job done best, even Salarian weapons.
This is my new "FACEPALM" icon: 
"Come with me if you want to ... not die."
Fixed.
YOU'VE GOT A GETH, RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
i'd say "lookie here, ima talkin on ma mike!"
I realise that I'd be shouting "Putain!" "Merde" "Scheisse!" "Verdammt!" "Forsatan!" "Buggeration!" "Hijo de la puta!" "Freak!" all match long.
Prolly a good thing I don't use the mic. 
My mic recently broke so I guess this thread is now relevant to me. But rather than repeat everything everyone else has already said, I'll bring something new to the table: second languages, and the oddities that arise!
My hilariously out of practice french has led to the following "uh, I forget the right words" moments (I've gotten a lot better, these are just some of the more memorable ones from earlier on) Translated into english for your convenience. And yes, I used to say these out loud.
"I can no longer pull my gun. I need to refill it. I come to return soon." (I didn't know "Ammo" in french. I do, now.)
"Gosh darn it, users of guns! Go back to Rome in Space!" (About waves with too many marauders - don't know "Turian" or "Marauder" in french, still)
"I'm sorry. My shield is broken. I need to hide until the time comes that I have fixed it." (Still don't know the word for cover)
"Yes. I am using the robot. Yes, I am using the thrower of fire. No, I am not using the hunter of something." (Don't know Hunter Mode in french)
"My body is rolling in the stairs like a ball with wheels. No, I don't know what I just said."
"Crack their heads and they won't explosive your face into the wall." (Aka "Possessed Abominations 101")
"Sorry for not saying much. I forget most of the words that make phrases that contain any semblance of meaning."
"I'd appreciate some help, here, if you please. This eater of faces is interested in ripping out my teeth and nose." (Husk on me with Marauders nearby)
Good times.
This was great fun to read.
Reminds me of my old times when I couldn't speak English. I still remember some of my old uh... lines, back when I played Battlefield 3.
''I go explode A, follow to me and protect''
''Come along to me and capture flag''
''Kill tank!'' (I shouted this all the time. Oh joy.)
''I NEED BULLET CURE!'' (used caps lock to express my anger towards useless medics)
And I'm sure I humiliated myself in other ways, I just can't remember them all.
To the topic at hand:
''You will complete the objectives with us or I'll cut off your tongue and feed you to my cute pet turtle''
''So you run off to leech some EXP, you die and you refuse to use medi-gel? Go rot where I can't see it, vermin''
''DETONATE MY EXPLOSIONS!'' - To useless biotics and engineers
''PRIME MY EXPLOSIONS!'' - To useless biotics and engineers
You know, regular things.
"I understand Tac Cloak is useful, but please realize infiltrator does not mean device disabler when you're standing 5 steps from it and I'm 1/2 way across the map or more."
"Tac cloak does not make me indestructable"
"No infiltrator is not automatic sign of a medic"
"No I'm not going to revive you with a turret/banshee/etc in the area"
"If you think I'm such a poor player, why is it I'm the one clutching while you're spectating?"
"Hey guess what I can be the jerk who doesn't gel or use missiles too"...Note lag related mishaps or known I just want to goof off and avoid caring don't earn this ire
"I don't care if you want the extra credits, I'm not babysitting an N7 9 who didn't even put on what consumables they have in platinum; I can't even take care of myself on gold"
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