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[LPPrince]

 I'm not a fan of nail polish in Bioware games. Why? Because the intent of nail polish is to draw attention to hands.

Now, normally? I dig hands. Hands are cool. Cooler than bowties anyway.

But Dragon Age hands?

Dragon Age Inquisition needs an absolute lack of nail polish and the mass usage of gloves.

Lets demonstrate. Cover the eyes of the squeamish.









So you know what? Lets remove any nail polish thats on the hands of folks in Inquisition, just in case it directs our eyes to potential monstrosities.

Even if the hands in Inquisition might look good in the opinion of Bioware people, no. Get some gloves, keep the polish at home, HELP US.

SAVE OUR EYES.

TELL US YOU WORKED ON THIS. GIVE US REASON TO BELIEVE OUR NIGHTMARES WILL STOP.

Because it hurts.

It hurts so bad.

Modifié par LPPrince, 10 août 2013 - 05:25 .

[duckley]

Love it!

[LPPrince]

So skeletal. Eww

[Naughty Bear]

What in the devil are they?! There might be children on here! Remove these immediately!

[BouncyFrag]

Make it stop! I'm getting flashbacks of this flick:

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 10 août 2013 - 04:19 .

[LPPrince]

I APOLOGIZE! I'M SO SORRY

I legitimately feel bad

[The Spirit of Dance]

Yes, Free us BIOWARE of those atrocities Thedas calls hands. Let me sleep well at night after I take a gander at the new hand models that will appear in Inquisition.

[Naughty Bear]

LPPrince wrote...

I APOLOGIZE! I'M SO SORRY

I legitimately feel bad

What...are...you? To post this?

[Mr.House]

DAO had carrot fingers, DA2 had skeletal hands. I wonder what DAI will have?

[LPPrince]

Seriously though, no nail polish+gloves could help save us

[cjones91]

Mr.House wrote...

DAO had carrot fingers, DA2 had skeletal hands. I wonder what DAI will have?

Probaly both.

[Maconbar]

I think that is why she had to be hidden in the mage tower.

[LPPrince]

Morrigan's got nail polish in DA:I I bet.

Nope. Take it off. I don't want the slight chance of my eyes going, "Oh look, an unnatural color on a OH MY GOD WHYYYY NOPE NOPE NOPE XBOX OFF"

Modifié par LPPrince, 10 août 2013 - 04:27 .

[Naughty Bear]

Just to point out, there is a circle tool on paint so there was no need to draw what ever that red line is surrounding the hand.

[LPPrince]

That wasn't me.

I google searched these.

Thats how you know its a problem.

[jontepwn]

Holy crap, is that what they really look like? Is that just some bug, or is that in fact how they look? It was so long since I played DA2, I can't remember.

Scary...

[Milan92]

Mr.House wrote...

DAO had carrot fingers, DA2 had skeletal hands. I wonder what DAI will have?

Sausages.

[LPPrince]

That was how they looked.

I was legitimately terrified anytime that scene came up where Beth raised her hands, same with the Izzy scene.

God.

GLOVES, THANK THE GODS FOR FINGERED GLOVES. IF ONLY THEY WERE USED MORE.

And nail polish- burn. Burn in the fiery pits of wherever fiery pits are.

I think I actually disliked Merrill a little more than I would've normally because of her hands and her bloody nail polish making me look at them.

Modifié par LPPrince, 10 août 2013 - 04:31 .

[BouncyFrag]

cjones91 wrote...

Mr.House wrote...

DAO had carrot fingers, DA2 had skeletal hands. I wonder what DAI will have?

Probaly both.

Man hands?
http://niketalk.com/...ht/700/flags/LL

[The Spirit of Dance]

E.T. phone home

Modifié par supremebloodwolf, 10 août 2013 - 04:32 .

[LPPrince]

Seriously though, I want to know if they know about this and are working to fix it because gaaah

[Zazzerka]

Apply liberally to the affected area.

[LPPrince]

Think of the Console users

[Zazzerka]

LPPrince wrote...

Think of the Console users

I can't, it hurts too much.

[LPPrince]

WE'RE LEFT TO BIOWARE'S CHOICES

We have to rely on their use of hand remodeling, lack of nail polish, and use of gloves.

Gaaaah