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[Metandra]

"Press F to melee"
Okay! I'm totally in range and it only has a health bar left!
*hits F* Um... *hits F* Uh, melee?
*Enemy turns around* Urrrrr?
Uh oh.
*hits F, starts melee animation*
"Enemy kills Metandra."
/sigh

[Beerfish]

I'm at 3/4 health....time to press the ops pack button. (Nothing happens)
Now at 1/2 health....time to press the ops pack button. (Nothing happens)
Now at 1/4 health ...time to press the ops pack button. (something happens, I take out my missile launcher.)

[Fiddles dee dee]

My team mates won't fry me in the reactor.

[Slojack]

Last night-That Banshee is one teleport away from being in my face. Pbbbbt Ive got a Javelin with AP and she only has 2 bars of armor left. Picked up and fisted halfway thru the Javelins VIIIRRRRP

[Caldari Ghost]

I find telling myself positive or optimistic things about dangerous situations to be very unreliable and a sure way to disappoint myself. I'd rather be cautious first.

[Metandra]

Crap, shields are down. Better find cover.
*dodges to opposite side*
Okay, back this way.
*sprints into enemies*
NO, GO THIS WAY, YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!
*sticks to cover in the midst of enemies*
*dies*

[EXTRACT10NP01NT]

Been in that one Metandra way to many times, last night was...

Gold Solo...20 seconds to extraction...two Marauders...die revive I can do this...F batteries die...no extraction Double F

Modifié par Kujo0166, 13 août 2013 - 02:11 .

[MzAdventure]

Oh, just +1 every single thought in this fantastic thread.  Probably explains why my game isn't better, eh? 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

"No problem, I'll just Biotic Charge to get my shields back."

[acicm2]

victoriakm wrote...


Oh, just +1 every single thought in this fantastic thread.  Probably explains why my game isn't better, eh? 

no, stop playing on bad host.

[Metandra]

victoriakm wrote...


Oh, just +1 every single thought in this fantastic thread.  Probably explains why my game isn't better, eh? 

It's why I stick to lolsilver... unless someone— not gonna name anyone— drags me into gold. Somehow, screwing up doesn't feel as bad in silver.

[chcknwng]

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

"No problem, I'll just Biotic Charge to get my shields back."

Press x like crazy. Charged to the exact spot where I was before...with no shield regen. 

"Squad mate is down".

OT: I can totally dodge that husk grab animation.

[ALTBOULI]

That Atlas rocket can't possibly track me behind this wall.

[chainsling]

"Two rocket troopers? It´s ok, I´m just gonna get healthgated."

[wnieves]

I can melee the frozen husk laying on ground with my flaming omni-shield.
(Swings and misses). I'll try again. (Swings and misses).

[TMB903]

"I'm just going to run through here and....NO you moron stop sticking to the freakin walls."

[Lokiwithrope]

My missile will definitely rocket past that single husk and nuke the boss spawn...

[wnieves]

I have to revive my fallen squadmate.
No...don't take cover!!! 

Modifié par wnieves, 13 août 2013 - 03:53 .

[Heldarion]

chainsling wrote...

"Two rocket troopers? It´s ok, I´m just gonna get healthgated."

Haha!

[wnieves]

Good chance to get an over top grab...
(Press button but gets the soft mele). Wtf

[chcknwng]

wnieves wrote...

I have to relive my fallen squadmate.
No...don't take cover!!! 

Lemme get behind cover before reviving me teammate.... Starting reviving animation..."no don't revive in front of that Prime you moron!"...stand up and try to run...starting reviving ani again..."dafuq"...stand up and try to run... Stating reviving again... And dead.

[Miniditka77]

Malanek999 wrote...

I can probably finish this device before that Brute reaches me.

This has worked for me exactly once.  I had a 4-device objective in a Reapers/London/Gold PUG and everyone else either bled out or got Banshee'd.  The 4th device was (you guessed it) right in the middle of the map.  The clock was running down, so kiting wasn't an option - I just hid behind cover for a couple of seconds until all the Brutes and Banshees were on me, then I burned a missile, Reaved a Marauder for extra DR (with my bubble), and started the objective.  I was able to take the Marauder fire while watching a newly-spawned Brute beat his chest just a little ways away.  He hit me literally 0.1 second after the device finished.  I just let myself bleed out after that.

It has never worked a second time.

[Edorian27]

I'll just finish shooting that Marauder, I can take the fire of the others...

[JuicyGoo]

I can ignore those swarmers, they couldn't possibly take me down.

[ToaOrka]

I'll Vanguard off-host, what's the worse that could happen?