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Miranda Is Too Beautiful, It's Sickening


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General Slotts wrote...

Necanor wrote...

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But, but Tali wears a bucket over her face.


And? She at least has a pretty face underneath that mask, Miranda has a potato face and buck teeth.


How do you know? 


Maybe because you can see almost her whole face through that alt mask in ME3? Or the fact, that we get a canon picture(which was **** quality though)? Or because Quarians are widely considered to be the most attractive species in the galaxy?

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So you like splinters eh?


Huh?

I'm leaving now...just remember people, Liara is best bcuz Ali Hillis...

And if you don't agree you're HEATHENS

*backs away muttering "heathens"*

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Loving any xeno is heresy, so it is written.

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Don't care for her much, but I noticed something recently that I never noticed before. This woman has an amazing body. Precise, tight, on point, and:O

It's like whoever created her had some secret knowledge on the biggest turn ons and slappe them on her all at once.

It's disgusting how beautiful she is.:sick:


Definitely, to bad she had to be genetically modified to be like that; Liara didn'tImage IPB


It shows right?

Liara totally missed out on being human. Oh well:

Mass Effect - promoting man/squid relationships since 2007!

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dreamgazer wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...
But, but Tali wears a bucket over her face.


And? She at least has a pretty face underneath that mask, Miranda has a potato face and buck teeth.


How do you know? 


That photo she gave Shepard is totally something she just found on the Internet and 'shopped to look like a quarian. 

Especially because Shep actually saw her face, the player just didn't.

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Oh, boy, it's this thread again.

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Please direct your attention left and see how busy Tali gets though.:wub:

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Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

But, but Tali wears a bucket over her face.


And? She at least has a pretty face underneath that mask, Miranda has a potato face and buck teeth.


How do you know? 


Maybe because you can see almost her whole face through that alt mask in ME3? Or the fact, that we get a canon picture(which was **** quality though)? Or because Quarians are widely considered to be the most attractive species in the galaxy?


Using that picture as canon is basically the same as using Yvonne as a canon. 

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Necanor wrote...
Maybe because you can see almost her whole face through that alt mask in ME3? Or the fact, that we get a canon picture(which was **** quality though)? Or because Quarians are widely considered to be the most attractive species in the galaxy?

That picture as canon? Tali photoshopped that to conceal the fact that she is a squid faced monster. It is known.

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Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

But, but Tali wears a bucket over her face.


And? She at least has a pretty face underneath that mask, Miranda has a potato face and buck teeth.


How do you know? 


Maybe because you can see almost her whole face through that alt mask in ME3?


I know, it's like unmasking Darth Vader.

Or the fact, that we get a canon picture(which was **** quality though)?


My point exactly.

Or because Quarians are widely considered to be the most attractive species in the galaxy?


Going to get serious again: Not true. The Asari, as much as I don't like them, are. 

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Inquisitor Recon wrote...

Necanor wrote...
Maybe because you can see almost her whole face through that alt mask in ME3? Or the fact, that we get a canon picture(which was **** quality though)? Or because Quarians are widely considered to be the most attractive species in the galaxy?

That picture as canon? Tali photoshopped that to conceal the fact that she is a squid faced monster. It is known.


Yeah, right...Shep actually saw her face 5 times throughout the series.

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People don't want to accept the fact that whatever is under those masks quarians wear is hideous..

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Necanor wrote...

dreamgazer wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...
But, but Tali wears a bucket over her face.


And? She at least has a pretty face underneath that mask, Miranda has a potato face and buck teeth.


How do you know? 


That photo she gave Shepard is totally something she just found on the Internet and 'shopped to look like a quarian. 

Especially because Shep actually saw her face, the player just didn't.


It's called a joke dear boy. Tali was playing a joke on him.

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Necanor wrote...
Yeah, right...Shep actually saw her face 5 times throughout the series.

And was so stunned in horror that Tali could have used one of those opportunities to rape him if you were foolish enough to romance Tali.

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General Slotts wrote...

Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...
But, but Tali wears a bucket over her face.


And? She at least has a pretty face underneath that mask, Miranda has a potato face and buck teeth.

How do you know? 

Maybe because you can see almost her whole face through that alt mask in ME3? Or the fact, that we get a canon picture(which was **** quality though)? Or because Quarians are widely considered to be the most attractive species in the galaxy?

Using that picture as canon is basically the same as using Yvonne as a canon. 

Lolno.

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Romancing aliens?

What's next, romancing the dog in Dragon Age Inquisition?

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Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

Necanor wrote...

General Slotts wrote...
But, but Tali wears a bucket over her face.


And? She at least has a pretty face underneath that mask, Miranda has a potato face and buck teeth.

How do you know? 

Maybe because you can see almost her whole face through that alt mask in ME3? Or the fact, that we get a canon picture(which was **** quality though)? Or because Quarians are widely considered to be the most attractive species in the galaxy?

Using that picture as canon is basically the same as using Yvonne as a canon. 

Lolno.

So you admit that Tali looks like a Prawn from District 9?

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wolfhowwl wrote...

Romancing aliens?

What's next, romancing the dog in Dragon Age Inquisition?


Sleeping with knife-ears and midgets more like.

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MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

So you admit that Tali looks like a Prawn from District 9?


Dem hips doe.

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MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Necanor wrote...
Especially because Shep actually saw her face, the player just didn't.


It's called a joke dear boy. Tali was playing a joke on him.


Mhmh, totally makes sense.

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People don't want to accept the fact that whatever is under those masks quarians wear is hideous..

We all know you hope they look like Luna under there.

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Woah woah woah... back off from the elves...

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MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

So you admit that Tali looks like a Prawn from District 9?


Hey, Christopher Johnson was pretty charming for an extraterrestrial crustacean.

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EntropicAngel wrote...

J. Reezy wrote...

So you like splinters eh?


Huh?

I'm leaving now...just remember people, Liara is best bcuz Ali Hillis...

And if you don't agree you're HEATHENS

*backs away muttering "heathens"*


In-insect. 

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General Slotts wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

So you admit that Tali looks like a Prawn from District 9?


Dem hips doe.


Have nothing on this guy.

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