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[Gorn Kregore]

I want shove my long USB stick up his USB port.

[Stephenc13]

I want to lick his speakers seductively

[Skalman91]

Gorn Kregore wrote...

I want shove my long USB stick up his USB port.

Ohh... Kinky...

On a slightly related note:

A long lost relative to Legion?

[ITSSEXYTIME]

I want to overload his framebuffer causing a RAM flush.

[acridnynaeve]

really? a thread for this?

[DaPinkMenace]

Wow. I'm afraid to have a Geth as my profile pic, probably going to get raped.

[Metallisika]

It was bound to happen sooner or later.



O well, IBTL.

[Litos456]

DaPinkMenace wrote...

Wow. I'm afraid to have a Geth as my profile pic, probably going to get raped.

LOL

But seriously this is stupid. I demand Bioware deletes all these ridiculous romance threads.

[Naughty Bear]

Yes. Having sex with something that isnt organic and not even alive is perfectly normal these days.

[Stephenc13]

Naughty Bear wrote...

Yes. Having sex with something that isnt organic and not even alive is perfectly normal these days.

It is, women use toys

[Naughty Bear]

I was not being sarcastic. And what you said about women using toys was exactly what sprung up in my mind.

[Thargorichiban]

Would it even technically be sex if it involved a machine?

[Stephenc13]

Naughty Bear wrote...

I was not being sarcastic. And what you said about women using toys was exactly what sprung up in my mind.

Nice! lol

[Naughty Bear]

Lol, so Legion is a new line of sex toys from Durex for women and maybe men?

[Stephenc13]

I guess, maybe its a toy for anyone, hetero too, like the button turns the extrusion inside out so men can use it

Modifié par Stephenc13, 18 janvier 2010 - 10:58 .

[Haasth]

Oh god, I hate each and everyone of you. Legion was my favourite new character and one thread ruins my whole image of him. **** YOU!

[TcheQ]

What are you people talking about?  There is already a legionmance (sorry i would post videos but it's too extreme for public viewing). 

Shepard: I'm surprised you can speak
Legion: Your analogue oral communication is inefficient

Shephard: But why did you use my armor?
Legion: <pause>  No data available

Legion: We watch you
Shephard: Watch who? Organics or me
Legion: Yes.

Legion: We anticipate the exchange of data

Shephard: I want to know more about you
Legion: We are a mobile platform.  This platform can run over 1000 programs at once.
Shephard: You're more sophisticated than the average Geth.

And if  you are paragon, Tali gives data to Legion which Legion accepts so hard and so fast, it made me sweat.

[Sidac]

Gorn Kregore wrote...

I want shove my long USB stick up his USB port.

you would be implying legion is a female....or are you talking about the other side?

[Pannamaslo]

TcheQ wrote...

What are you people talking about?  There is already a legionmance (sorry i would post videos but it's too extreme for public viewing). 

Shepard: I'm surprised you can speak
Legion: Your analogue oral communication is inefficient

Shephard: But why did you use my armor?
Legion:   No data available

Legion: We watch you
Shephard: Watch who? Organics or me
Legion: Yes.

Legion: We anticipate the exchange of data

Shephard: I want to know more about you
Legion: We are a mobile platform.  This platform can run over 1000 programs at once.
Shephard: You're more sophisticated than the average Geth.

And if  you are paragon, Tali gives data to Legion which Legion accepts so hard and so fast, it made me sweat.

OMG U R right! Legion is an ultimate sex-machine:wizard: LOL

[LoweGear]

How would that work though...

Mordin: Suggested addition of tactile stimulation interface to simulate... vibration.

Modifié par LoweGear, 12 février 2010 - 04:28 .

[Allattar1]

Dirty dirty cyberverts... There should be laws against this, you hear.. laws!!!

[DrunkenIrish1]

Gorn Kregore wrote...

I want shove my long USB stick up his USB port.

HAHAHAHA thats just not right man  

[Stanley Woo]

I notice that none of the people complaining about this thread sent me a message to let me know about this thread. Just a reminder that if you see something sketchy in the forums--a thread, a post, or a poster--please notify one or more of the active Moderators on this forum so we can deal with it quickly.



I've given some folks in this thread a temporary ban for sheer inappropriateness, with the warning that any further nonsense of this sort may result in a more permanent solution. Please keep our Rules of Conduct in mind when posting, folks, and keep it (mostly) clean. Some of the posts in here are just icky.



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