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Xilizhra, are you so desperate to preserve some sort of myhtos around the asari that youa re going to such an extreme....

/armchair psycho(logist)


Xil just can't stand hir precious waifu getting sexed by some filthy male!





THE HORROR

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Grayson was panting like a dog. He lay atop the covers of his bed, staring at the ceiling, trying to catch his breath. Liselle was pressed up against him, their naked bodies still intertwined.

God Drew is bad at sex scenes.


He makes it sound so mechanical.

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Yeah but can Javik make Liara do this!





With merely a look my friend. With merely a look.

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While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.

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Nightwriter wrote...

While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.

I never said they weren't sexually compatible. There's more than one way to have sex, after all.

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Nightwriter wrote...

While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.


They are also likely a synapsid species, but I'd need to examine an asari skull to be certain.

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Xilizhra wrote...

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While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.

I never said they weren't sexually compatible. There's more than one way to have sex, after all.

:pinched:

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Javik removed his pants, gazing at Liara with the intensity not seen in fifty-thousand years...

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Mr.House wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.

I never said they weren't sexually compatible. There's more than one way to have sex, after all.

:pinched:

Oh, come on. Surely I can't be the only one who knows that's possible?

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This thread is going places.


Beat it, clopper.

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The hell am I reading in this thread? Some of the stuff I'm seeing like this is why I mostly stopped posting in these parts of the forums a long time ago.

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I think a krogan would also be good.

Four balls are better than none

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Xilizhra wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.

I never said they weren't sexually compatible. There's more than one way to have sex, after all.

Banshee's have rather human looking vaginas on their model...

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Steelcan wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.

I never said they weren't sexually compatible. There's more than one way to have sex, after all.

Banshee's have rather human looking vaginas on their model...

Well, a tunnel for babies is a tunnel for babies either way.

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Look at it

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Xilizhra wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.

I never said they weren't sexually compatible. There's more than one way to have sex, after all.

Banshee's have rather human looking vaginas on their model...

Well, a tunnel for babies is a tunnel for babies either way.

So why does it need a clitorris?

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Steelcan wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.

I never said they weren't sexually compatible. There's more than one way to have sex, after all.

Banshee's have rather human looking vaginas on their model...

Well, a tunnel for babies is a tunnel for babies either way.

So why does it need a clitorris?

I don't know, why is a husk anatomically null? The Reapers work in mysterious ways.

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Yea, now its getting weird for me.

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Steelcan wrote...

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Look at it


Here Comes Xil Acting butthurt because he can't stand to see his girlfriend with someone else xD. I was right Xil is a sociopath.

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This thread should be burned in a Reaper beam.

Modifié par Br3ad, 19 août 2013 - 02:17 .


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Javik is a good kisser too

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Xilizhra wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.

I never said they weren't sexually compatible. There's more than one way to have sex, after all.

Since most organic sapients probably have pleasure receptors and are therefore *technically* sexually compatible as they could both do something for each other, I assumed she was referring to tab A into slot B stuff.

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How did I get into this discussion? Did one of you put some kind of spell on me, or... I could have sworn I wasn't saying anything that would get put on SomethingAwful when I first started posting in this thread... then Morocco... and the pictures... so many pictures... how... wh-where am I...?

Modifié par Nightwriter, 19 août 2013 - 02:18 .


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Xilizhra wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

While Xili's biological/evolutionary logic seems sound to me, it is clear that BioWare's presentation of asari flows contrary to that logic, and in canon asari and men are sexually compatible. Liara right out says that asari are compatible with human men, even.

I never said they weren't sexually compatible. There's more than one way to have sex, after all.

Banshee's have rather human looking vaginas on their model...

Well, a tunnel for babies is a tunnel for babies either way.

So why does it need a clitorris?

I don't know, why is a husk anatomically null? The Reapers work in mysterious ways.

So the Reapers added it?

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Javik is a good kisser too


Trolling Xil Musst be fun so I'll do it too. Image IPB

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How did I get into this discussion? Did one of you put some kind of
spell on me, or... I could have sworn I wasn't saying anything that
would get put on SomethingAwful when I first started posting in this
thread... then Morocco... and the pictures... so many pictures... how...
wh-where am I...?


I am a sexual wizard

Modifié par Morocco Mole, 19 août 2013 - 02:19 .