Spend the cash on the PSPs. Don't be cheap. No Balls, no blue chips....
It just gets bad when you get that itch, and roll up to the "one armed bandit" - the great wheel of Fate, also known as RNG. Watch the creds sink and all, but any Gambler knows to keep enough in reserve to get a few more drinks. I mean, with the Reapers coming, its not like I have to worry about next months rent, or the car note... Sit back, man! Have another drink! We like our customers, so here's one on the house!
I saved up 10 million creds, and went on a binge - sure to get those last few URs. Well, then they kicked me out of the apartment. And they Repo'd my ride, took my Hovercycle too. *hic* Its all the Reapers fault man! They stole my life, them darn repuginatious Reapers!
So, I took out a loan from these Salarians. Slimy fast talkers supported by slick-as-snot Volus Mercantile Credit Unlimited. Well, when I lost all that they said I had to pay up, OR ELSE. So, I flipped them the bird, you know, why not? The very next day on Omega I get paid a visit from none other than Zaeed Massani, showing me the pics of my new home, detention block AA21. Hard place man. Didn't look pretty, with all of those Batarians and Elcor roaming about with their hands in their pockets. Where in the heck am I gonna get smokes? Cash, grass, or um.... your pride - Nobody rides for free! Unless you got smokes.
So, I took a gamble - once more into the great fire, a brave level one Human Soldier. I got my trusty M-8 (deadly on Full Auto) and I am off to kick the Collectors right in their Daddybags. That's right, no bronze for me - I'm going for Platinum! See you on the other side, suckers!
**Note from the "Salarian - Volus Mercantile Credit Unlimited, Inc." Subject is unretrievable. Combat footage shows the cause of cause of death as something that looked like a prison shower scene with a unit referred to as a "Scion". Case is closed and it is recommended that we appeal to the Council for a tax write-off of all lost credits - some 40 Million in total.**





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