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[Halfno]

Under Duncan's beard is another fist.
Duncan once had an erection in the frostback mountains. Thus the deep roads were created.
Duncan ****s golems.
The archdemon checks it's closet for duncan.
Andraste may be able to walk on water but Duncan can swim through land.

[knight5923]

Duncan once grew a third arm, which he kept in a vault.
If you drop a phonograph needle on Duncan's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds".
Duncan's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
Like an alligator, Duncan can fully digest a turtle shell. 
Duncan once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
Duncan once inhaled a seagull.
Duncan uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.
His poop is used as currency in Argentina.

Modifié par knight5923, 18 janvier 2010 - 11:50 .

[FTA Talisman]

lol some I guess Chuck Norris versus Duncan would be like a unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

[Halfno]

Sandal once said Chuck Norris was cooler than Duncan... No one calls anyone cooler than duncan.

[Excorant]

Duncan is gay. Nothing more to say.

[FTA Talisman]

So this is like "Why does lightning never strike twice in the same place, because Duncan is looking for it".

[Halfno]

Excorant wrote...

Duncan is gay. Nothing more to say.

He isn't gay, he just ran out of woman.

[Joseph Silver]

Duncan is a Grey Warden.

Duncan has a beard.

[DoctorPringles]

A man bet Duncan that he couldn't shatter a mountain. Thus, golems were created.

[MPurdy]

The Grey Warden's once had a party for Duncan... He ate the whole cake before they could tell him a stripper was in it.

[Nattfare]

After Duncan was born there wasn't any beard left for the elves.

[Ulfhvatr]

knight5923 wrote...
If you drop a phonograph needle on Duncan's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds".
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Yay; the new party-FX for any serious DJ!

[Jeff2010]

The archdemon owns a pair of Duncan pajamas.

[knight5923]

Simply speaking his name too loudly is known to cause pregnancy. In addition, Duncan should not be taken by women who are pregnant or nursing, or those planning on becoming pregnant. Other side-effects of Duncan include dry-mouth, difficulty breathing, acceptance of the taint, and abnormal hair growth. These side effects are reported to range from mild to severe cases. Those experiencing Dark Spawn slaying lasting more than four hours should contact their nearest Warden Headquarters immediately.

Modifié par knight5923, 19 janvier 2010 - 12:50 .

[PendleSoft]

Duncan is "The Stig" IRL...

[Korvayer]

Duncan's donuts are creme-filled and available by the dozen.

Duncan doesn't always drink spirits, but when he does he prefers Golden Scythe 4-90 Black.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan is so fast that he can run around the world and backstab himself.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan once saw a round house.



He kicked it.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Duncan doesn't take showers, he only takes bloodbaths.

Duncan doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Modifié par Solostran85, 19 janvier 2010 - 04:15 .

[knight5923]

Duncan's musky scent is bottled, and is called Eau de Taint.

Duncan can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

The Maker said let there be light, Duncan said "say please".

Modifié par knight5923, 19 janvier 2010 - 04:25 .

[satang]

The Tevinter Magisters aspired to usurp the Maker and were punished. The Maker aspired to usurp Duncan and was punished. This is why the Maker is no longer with this world.



The studliness of Bann Teagan surpasses that of all mortal men. Duncan's studliness surpasses that of Bann Teagan.

[DizzzyDevil]

Duncan just found out that he'll never appear in any more DA games...



So he took back his full time job as Mario.

[Wishpig]

In truth, the Golden City was abandoned when Duncan decided to give the Maker a Trojan helmet... accidentally crushing his skull.

[knight5923]

The only thing sharper than Duncan's sword is his wit. That, and his sword.

Duncan is so tough, his armor consists of his own stitched together scabs and toenails.

Modifié par knight5923, 19 janvier 2010 - 04:41 .

[tonydizzle]

Big-Foot watches for Duncan sightings... just because he's hairier and Big-Foot wants to know how he does it...

knight5923 wrote...
Duncan's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.

You know this isn't true... because after uttering his famous line after stepping on the Moon, he was immediately run through by Duncan for failing to mention Duncan beat him to it...

Modifié par tonydizzle, 19 janvier 2010 - 05:04 .