303 réponses à ce sujet

[electricfish]

America runs [away] from Duncan.

[MishenNikara]

kordz wrote...

Duncans last name is "Donuts"

Pfft Dunkin Donuts named itself after Duncan, and he wasn't even created yet!

[kordz]

Duncan is actually a time travelling teacher..sent back in time to recreate history..impacting present day schools significantly,where as kids would normally pretend to be sick in order to miss world history classes.. or now riding griffons to school..while keeping mana buffs up.

[KingGabe83]

kordz wrote...

Duncans last name is "Donuts"

Duncan has no last name, it was too scared to remain his

[simplificationizer]

Duncan has a beard because no razor can cut through it.

Duncan can't possibly be dead; a Duncanbone tier would make the game too easy.

God is a common mispelling of Duncan.

[worksa8]

Duncan was a companion character in the beta versions of Dragon Age: Origins. He was removed because he could critical anything, every time, forever.

Duncan made the Maker.

Duncan juggles flaming chainsaws as a gentle pastime.

Duncan made Shale bleed. (NO wait, that one is actually POSSIBLE in the game normally? xD)

Duncan goes swimming in Orzamar...

[AxonJaxon]

Duncan told the Lady of the Forest that he liked doggie style



thus....



Werewolves are born, not made.

[kordz]

Duncan once had sex in the back of a truck.his life juice was left in this truck...this truck.. is now called Optmus Prime..

[Demx]

It's said that Duncan can control the length of his hair at will.

[lisakover]

Duncan raped my father and killed my mother before I was born.

Modifié par lisakover, 15 février 2010 - 02:31 .

[Angel of Nessus]

Duncan created life by pissing in the primordial ooze.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan can summon up fire without flint or tinder.

[KingGabe83]

Duncan took a massive dump once, upon squeezing out the last bit of the turd he said, "Let there be Weezy!"

Now we have Lil' Wayne



--my girlfriend actually came up with this one

[Serlinra]

lisakover wrote...

Duncan raped my father and killed my mother before I was born.

thats the ''only'' thing I've seen so far that didnt make sense.

[vuileharry]

Duncan created the Maker before he was even born

[KingGabe83]

Duncan eats babies out of a pringles can, while he watches TV

[Masticetobbacco]

Duncan enchants Sandal`s equipment

[KingGabe83]

Duncan snorts nuclear waste through a crazy straw

[KingGabe83]

Duncan eats corn and craps out popcorn



Duncan accidentally cut himself on his beard, 2 drops of blood fell and thus the red sea was formed



Don't like what happened in Haiti? Blame it on Taco Bell, Duncan ate a 5-layer burrito and farted a 7.0 on the Richter Scale!

[Jace Surana]

lulz



This thread is epic win.

[steelfire_dragon]

Duncan looks at you funny, and you die

[Nattfare]

Duncan have jumped up on a horse and rode away on it while his cloak was flowing in the wind.

[zykinwulf]

Duncan doesnt invoke the Right of Conscription, the right of conscription invokes him.

The maker left the golden city to come to thedas, where he is known as Duncan.

duncan doesnt walk, thedas moves whereever he wanted to go

[zykinwulf]

Icy-hot is too weak for duncan. after workouts he rubs down his muscles with magma.



duncan isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like duncan



darkspawn want to grow up to be just like duncan, too bad they are killed before they have

a chance



duncan does not own a house. he walks into random houses and people move.



If you can see Duncan, he can see you. If you can't see Duncan you may be only seconds away from death.







Duncan does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Duncan goes killing.





Duncan always has sex on the first date. Always.



Duncan has never blinked in his entire life. Never.



Duncan never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Duncan”.



Duncan can ****** into gale force winds.



Duncan doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.



The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Duncan has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.