In orzammar duncan is the paragon of beards, and thus the reason dwarven have beards
Duncan facts...
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Posté 12 mars 2010 - 12:26
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#253
Posté 19 mars 2010 - 09:45
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Duncan is so strong he can pass through invisible walls.
Duncan was originally called Dun but changed it because he can.
Bioware didn't make Duncan but they were too afraid to delete him.
Orzimmar was one a city filled with giants, until they messed with Duncan.
Bioware wanted to make the cake a lie, but Duncan likes cake.
The flash of light during the battle at Ostagar was really Duncan's true form.
Duncan has no last name because he only deals with being first.
To those that think the Alpha Hurlock killed Duncan, not true. The Alpha Hurlock was going to kill a man on the ground until he realized that it was really Duncan. The Alpha Hurlock then ran passed Duncan trying to run away.
Duncan was originally called Dun but changed it because he can.
Bioware didn't make Duncan but they were too afraid to delete him.
Orzimmar was one a city filled with giants, until they messed with Duncan.
Bioware wanted to make the cake a lie, but Duncan likes cake.
The flash of light during the battle at Ostagar was really Duncan's true form.
Duncan has no last name because he only deals with being first.
To those that think the Alpha Hurlock killed Duncan, not true. The Alpha Hurlock was going to kill a man on the ground until he realized that it was really Duncan. The Alpha Hurlock then ran passed Duncan trying to run away.
#254
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 05:22
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Duncan is not his name. His name ran away from him.
The Maker has not abandoned Thedas, he just looked the wrong way at Duncan.
Leliana did not receive a vision from the maker. She just spent a night with Duncan.
If Duncan sneezes the world ends.
The world is just Duncan's illegitimate child.
You don't find Duncan, he finds you!
The Maker has not abandoned Thedas, he just looked the wrong way at Duncan.
Leliana did not receive a vision from the maker. She just spent a night with Duncan.
If Duncan sneezes the world ends.
The world is just Duncan's illegitimate child.
You don't find Duncan, he finds you!
#255
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Posté 26 mars 2010 - 06:07
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Duncan met the Maker and explode with his talent "Wave of pure beardy awesomeness".
Duncan secretly is the Arch-Demons and everyone who "dies" gets rick rolled and given a new identity. The Blights are a practical joke.
Duncan suffers from regular Spontaneus Combustion, then he tells his beard to blow it out.
Duncan secretly is the Arch-Demons and everyone who "dies" gets rick rolled and given a new identity. The Blights are a practical joke.
Duncan suffers from regular Spontaneus Combustion, then he tells his beard to blow it out.
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Posté 26 mars 2010 - 06:17
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duncan killed kratos
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Posté 26 mars 2010 - 06:22
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Duncan won Thedas "Worlds best facial hair" every year, this years results are:
1.Duncan : Judges Quote - Please don't kill me.
2.Osama Bin Laden : For the wierd grey mass he has in the middle of a black beard.
3.Hitler : For successfully having the smallest one possible and hiding the microscopic razor.
4.Anora : For the armpit hair which covers her mouth therefore qualifying as facial hair.
5.Murdock : For matching his beard equally with the masculinity of his voice.
1.Duncan : Judges Quote - Please don't kill me.
2.Osama Bin Laden : For the wierd grey mass he has in the middle of a black beard.
3.Hitler : For successfully having the smallest one possible and hiding the microscopic razor.
4.Anora : For the armpit hair which covers her mouth therefore qualifying as facial hair.
5.Murdock : For matching his beard equally with the masculinity of his voice.
#258
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 06:33
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Humans worship the Maker.
Elves worship their Gods.
Dwarves worship the Paragons.
The Maker, The Elven Gods, and the Paragons worship Duncan.
Elves worship their Gods.
Dwarves worship the Paragons.
The Maker, The Elven Gods, and the Paragons worship Duncan.
#259
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 06:43
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Flemeth stole Duncan's idea. When Duncan dies he looks for a new innocent soul to possess. After you defeated the arch demon and it's soul possessed Morrigan's baby, Duncan kicked the Archdemon out and became the new Old God.
#260
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 03:54
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Duncan can drink more gallons of Darkspawn blood than all the dwarves can drink alcohol combined. Duncan created the mass effect.
#261
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 04:31
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Wow. Nostalgia just kicked in big time.Atcherseid wrote...
Baron Münchhausen stories
#262
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 05:12
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Duncan's beard actually held the taint for him. When the ogre attacked Duncan, his beard absorbed the hit, unlocking the US achievement and allowing Duncan to run free to do whatever he wished (fifty women a day).
#263
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 05:16
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Ducans beard has a third dagger hidden under it. Therefor he is the only known "Three bladed (or as he likes to call is "Bearded") master"
#264
Posté 28 mars 2010 - 07:00
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Duncan clapped in his hands and the big bang happend
women have PMS ones a month because duncan comes by every month
If duncan would die the whole world would commit suicide, there is no life beyond duncan
women have PMS ones a month because duncan comes by every month
If duncan would die the whole world would commit suicide, there is no life beyond duncan
#265
Posté 29 mars 2010 - 02:18
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There is no Zuul, there is only Duncan.
#266
Posté 29 mars 2010 - 03:24
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Duncan created the atomic bomb by farting in a bottle.
Aliens don't abduct Duncan, Duncan abducts aliens.
Duncan once punched a hole in the universe, thus creating a black hole.
The universe expands because it's trying to get away from Duncan, but whenever Duncan takes a deep breath he pulls the universe closer again.
Aliens don't abduct Duncan, Duncan abducts aliens.
Duncan once punched a hole in the universe, thus creating a black hole.
The universe expands because it's trying to get away from Duncan, but whenever Duncan takes a deep breath he pulls the universe closer again.
#267
Posté 29 mars 2010 - 03:19
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The gryphons aren't extinct. They just fled when Duncan ran out of women... and men.
#268
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 03:57
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Superman is just a shaven Duncan that got a weakening illness.
Modifié par DragonShepard138, 01 avril 2010 - 03:59 .
#269
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:42
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Duncan votes for the Tories. 'Nuff said...
Duncan invites Darkspawn around for dinner, and an adequate menu is prepared...
Duncan couldn't take part in the Joining because his mother wouldn't let him...
Duncan is a DAO politician and fiddled his expenses, hence the reason why he's not King...
Duncan is a group of pixels and thinks himself a colourful character...
Duncan is a numptee.
Duncan invites Darkspawn around for dinner, and an adequate menu is prepared...
Duncan couldn't take part in the Joining because his mother wouldn't let him...
Duncan is a DAO politician and fiddled his expenses, hence the reason why he's not King...
Duncan is a group of pixels and thinks himself a colourful character...
Duncan is a numptee.
#270
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 05:02
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Halfno wrote...
Sandal once said Chuck Norris was cooler than Duncan... No one calls anyone cooler than duncan.
"Sandal once said Chuck Norris was cooler than Duncan, now he has Autism." >_> No offense intended towards that crowd, just a joke!
#271
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 06:54
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Nobody puts Duncan in a corner... ever.
Duncan puts matches out with his eyes.
Duncan wants you to think he is only a game character.
The game was going to be called Duncan Age but Duncan changed his mind.
Duncan's toilet is Triple H... he wipes up with superman.
Duncan puts matches out with his eyes.
Duncan wants you to think he is only a game character.
The game was going to be called Duncan Age but Duncan changed his mind.
Duncan's toilet is Triple H... he wipes up with superman.
#272
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 06:59
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Nobody tells him what to do. Nobody!
#273
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 09:48
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Duncan eats bricks, mortar and Golems for elevenses.
Duncan loved himself so much he married himself.
The very mention of the name Duncan produces dark clouds on the horizon.
Duncan makes the sun revolve around the earth.
When Duncan takes a dump he creates a Black Hole.
When Duncan takes a bath microbes shudder.
When Duncan combs his beard his head falls off.
Duncan has a job with the Dandy, playing Desperate Dan.
Duncan's stare can immobilise God.
Duncan's biceps are made from hardened lyrium.
Duncan doesn't drink Ovaltine because the ageing process is too scared of him.
Duncan's stare can freeze Cone Of Cold.
Duncan's feet wear Size 15 boots.
Duncan's face is scared of him.
When Duncan spits the tide comes in.
Duncan once duelled with himself to see who would win.
The King argued with Duncan once and ended up as Queen.
Duncan loved himself so much he married himself.
The very mention of the name Duncan produces dark clouds on the horizon.
Duncan makes the sun revolve around the earth.
When Duncan takes a dump he creates a Black Hole.
When Duncan takes a bath microbes shudder.
When Duncan combs his beard his head falls off.
Duncan has a job with the Dandy, playing Desperate Dan.
Duncan's stare can immobilise God.
Duncan's biceps are made from hardened lyrium.
Duncan doesn't drink Ovaltine because the ageing process is too scared of him.
Duncan's stare can freeze Cone Of Cold.
Duncan's feet wear Size 15 boots.
Duncan's face is scared of him.
When Duncan spits the tide comes in.
Duncan once duelled with himself to see who would win.
The King argued with Duncan once and ended up as Queen.
Modifié par MindYerBeak, 01 avril 2010 - 09:58 .
#274
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:20
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Duncan is so tough that the solar system revolves around him.
#275
Posté 09 avril 2010 - 04:19
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So...This is just another Chuck Norris facts ripoff thread. How creative.
