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[Kaedah]

Duncan doesn't need darkspawn blood to sense the darkspawn, because the darkspawn tell him where they are out of fear.

[Northern Sun]

The reason the Reapers hide in dark space is because they're afraid Duncan will find them.



Duncan founded the Blue Suns. When Santiago betrayed Duncan and shot him in the face, the bullet deflected off his beard and hit Zaeed Massani.

[MindYerBeak]

The Magi Tower is really a replica of Duncan's todger.

Duncan argued with himself once and won.

Hell hath no fury like a Duncan scorned.

Yesterday is afraid to become today because Duncan's there.

When Duncan sneezes it's worse than Storm Of The Century.

Lyrium runs through Duncan's veins - because it's so scared of him.

Duncan's breakfast consists of 14,000 Health packs.

For dinner Duncan has stewed Ogre a la Dragon. Whole.

For snacks Duncan eats mash. Anyones.

For supper Duncan eats mountains flavoured with lyrium.

Duncan's farts are responsible for the Dwarves going underground.

Duncan is the only person Herren has not refused to serve.

The Fade is so called because Duncan once looked at it.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Duncan is responsible for the golden city becoming the black city.

Duncan created the darkspawn.

Duncan is his own father.

Duncan is his own brother.

Duncan is his own great great great grand father.

Duncan is his own son.