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[LiqidZen]

When Duncan goes to donate blood, he declines a syringe and instead requests a broadsword and a bucket

[Atcherseid]

Duncan is so strong that he can pick himself up and hold himself out at arm's length.*



* (Before there were Chuck Norris jokes, there were Baron Münchhausen stories.)

[tonydizzle]

When God wanted to give Adam the woman Eve, it was Duncan he called upon to remove the rib...

[LiqidZen]

What was going through the minds of all the victims duncan killed? his sword.

[Serlinra]

FTA Talisman wrote...

lol some I guess Chuck Norris versus Duncan would be like a unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

wow ftw ? ^^
what happens if the Unstoppable force hits the immovable object ?
chuck norris dies.

[bayareadodger69]

Duncan stopped plate tectonics.

Duncan disproved Darwin's Theory of Evolution, having evolved from himself.

Duncan fought the law, and Duncan won.

[Serlinra]

Duncan was walking in the street and suddenly had an erection..

there where no survivors.

duncan lol'd.

[FlintlockJazz]

Duncan doesn't sleep, and he didn't die, he merely waits.

[Spaceweed10]

Duncan is....dead.

[Elanareon]

Duncan wants you to think he is dead!

[Serlinra]

Duncan supposedly died from an ogre or ehm .. darkspawn alpha or something--, but what you dont know is that he fought his way out of hell or ehm .. heaven .. fade ? anyway all he had to do was to cross a bridge and everyones on the other side is happy clapping but THEN suddenly a big helicopter with a crazy lowlife chinese guy comes swearing and flapping with his big wings he attempts to fire fiery bombs at him but duncan, you know him.. his awesome speed dodges the bomb while he could barely stand on his two feet to BEGIN with and he ehm ... I dont remember the ending so lets just say he crossed over from DEATH to life and everyones happy.

''QUIT THAT MOANING ALISTAIR!''

Modifié par Serlinra, 19 janvier 2010 - 11:25 .

[conan8425]

Duncan can divide by zero.



Duncan never gets brain-freeze, because mages know when to back the **** off.



A man accidentally called him Dugan once. Nine months later the man's wife gave birth to a baby with a full beard. The man only blames himself.

[Carodej]

Griffons are extinct because Duncan thinks they taste great with BBQ sauce and ate them all.

There are no lesbians in Thedas, just women that have not met Duncan. For the same reason, there are really no straight men in Thedas either.

Elves have no beards because the Maker gave all of theirs to Duncan.

Dwarves are so short because their only surving ancestors were the ones that were shorter than the level Duncan held his blades as he Whirlwinded the darkspawn.

[DoctorPringles]

Duncan doesn't breathe, the air fills his lungs willingly out of fear.

[voidcommander9111980]

play the return to ostagar it rocks

[Dieover]

Halfno wrote...

Excorant wrote...

Duncan is gay. Nothing more to say.

He isn't gay, he just ran out of woman.

lol

keep it up folks

[LastFadingSmile]

Some say he has a third leg that gets longer when he sees pretty templars.

[Stebenator]

 Duncan is a ancestor of Chuck Norris =P 

[Atcherseid]

Duncan doesn't need Bioware points. He has sword points.

[DreGregoire]

Nattfare wrote...

After Duncan was born there wasn't any beard left for the elves.

LOL

[DreGregoire]

Solostran85 wrote...

Duncan doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

LOL Oh yeah I can see that!

[Knal1991]

Cthulu fears Duncan

[HardestWorker]

Duncan climbs anything with his weapons to see what is blocked form his view, an example of this would be of the ogre.

[baardhimself]

Duncan killed Martin Luther King Jnr

[FlintlockJazz]

If Duncan had a brother then the universe would explode from too much awesome.