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[Jimbe2693]

Duncan drinks darkspawn blood for breakfast

[dreadz10]

Halfno wrote...

Under Duncan's beard is another fist.
Duncan once had an erection in the frostback mountains. Thus the deep roads were created.
Duncan ****s golems.
The archdemon checks it's closet for duncan.
Andraste may be able to walk on water but Duncan can swim through land.

Haha, awesome!

[Vizkos]

Duncan does simply walk into Mordor.
Duncan once went to The Pearl. It was closed for 3 days.
Duncan sleeps by a fire each night, not because he is afraid of the dark, its because the dark is afraid of Duncan.

Modifié par Prosthetics511, 19 janvier 2010 - 05:27 .

[Halfno]

Duncan breaks open whole wasp hives to get to the protein-rich queen inside. What we feel as burning stings are to him relaxing tickles.

[shawn-m]

Excorant wrote...

Duncan is gay.

For some reason I’m reminded of a Ren & Stimpy sequence. . .

Duncan – “I’m the pitcher, you’re the catcher.”

Ser Jory – “But I have a beautiful wife and child on the way.”

Duncan – “I’m the pitcher,you’re the catcher!”

Ser Jory – “I didn’t sign up for this.!”

Duncan – “Sorry Jory.”

Modifié par shawn-m, 19 janvier 2010 - 06:04 .

[PanosSmirnakos]

Duncan is the second coming of Christ.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan does not have to return to Ostragar.

[Korvayer]

Carodej wrote...

Dwarves are so short because their only surving ancestors were the ones that were shorter than the level Duncan held his blades as he Whirlwinded the darkspawn.

Phenomenal!

[Rogue-Element]

Atcherseid wrote...

Duncan does not have to return to Ostragar.

lmao.

When Duncan does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes Thedas down.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan can invoke the Right of Conscription, but usually he just invokes the Right of Whoop-Ass.

[Atcherseid]

When an Ogre sees Duncan, it just gives up and holds its arms out to the side while Duncan stabs it to death.

[Atcherseid]

Little officer-worker pony tails went out of style before the Dragon Age, but no one has the nerve to tell Duncan.

[hyrulehistorian]

Duncan invented the internet

[hyrulehistorian]

Duncan is so manly that he can die in the begining of the game but still narate the ending.

[-Conspirator]

Once Duncan punched someone so hard, that his fist went into our dimension, some years back and killed the german dictator in 1945.

[Apophis2412]

Ducan can convince Jezus to become an atheist.



Duncan can convince Charles Darwin to be a creationist.



Duncan can convince Bhelen and Harrowmont to marry.



Duncan was not created/written by the Bioware writers. Duncan willed BW into existence.



Unlike the other Grey Wardens, Duncan does not hear the Calling, the call of the Old Gods. The Archdemon hear the call of Duncan.



Duncan isn't infected with the Darkspawn taint, the taint is infected with Duncan.



The Dwarven race is generally infertile because they were initmitdated with Duncan's prowess in that area.



There is no Veil. Just areas were demons are more afraid of Duncan than in other areas.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan doesn't need the stealth mode. Most enemies just pretend they don't see him.

[Apophis2412]

Duncan can dual wield claymores.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan ties his pony tail with The One Ring.

[JRCHOharry]

Duncan has the testicles of a golem.

[Jimbe2693]

Duncan doesn't need to sacrifice himself to kill the Archdemon, the Archdemon has to sacrifice itself to kill Duncan

[Bonkz]

Atcherseid wrote...

Duncan doesn't need the stealth mode. Most enemies just pretend they don't see him.

ROFL !!! Brilliant

[Girchou]

That every time you waste your elf root on mabari crunch, he sheds a tear.

[adam_nox]

Duncan is the master of the taint. Everyone's.



In 2012, the mayans predict Duncan will crush the earth with his fist.



Dr Manhattan once exploded Duncan's body. Inside was another Duncan.

[Seanzie88]

Duncan's farts were the main contribution to global warming in the 21st century.