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[Atcherseid]

There is a reason Duncan isn't a mage: He gets too much enjoyment out of killing people one at a time.

[Carodej]

Halfno wrote...

Under Duncan's beard is another fist.
Duncan once had an erection in the frostback mountains. Thus the deep roads were created.
Duncan ****s golems.
The archdemon checks it's closet for duncan.
Andraste may be able to walk on water but Duncan can swim through land.

Correction, under his beard is another dagger.

Edit: typos *sighs*

Modifié par Carodej, 19 janvier 2010 - 10:51 .

[Atcherseid]

Duncan posts spoilers in this forum. Who's going to tell him no?

[Jeff2010]

Duncan is already dead, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him.

[knight5923]

Duncan is so mighty, he has neither the "hold" nor "follow" party commands. He simply has a "Get the f*** out of my way" button

[Sloth Of Doom]

When you pull up the tactics screen for Duncan, every tab option simply says 'Duncan'

[Atcherseid]

They lost count of the number of enemies Duncan has killed. But his pony tail by itself is credited with six Revenants.

[Sloth Of Doom]

Duncan had sex with the broodmother and didn't throw up.

[Vazura]

Duncan knows all activated, sustained, and passive skills, spells, and Talents for all seven classes.



No, that wasn't a typo, you just never saw the other four.

[Atcherseid]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

Duncan had sex with the broodmother and didn't throw up.

Lol. I started a thread I can't even post in now. Gotta register my game.

[bayareadodger69]

The Borg tried to assimilate Duncan. Duncan's beard assimilated The Borg.

[Atcherseid]

Chuck Norris once yanked Duncan's pony tail. Ever since, Chuck has been known as "Stumpy."

[Atcherseid]

By far, the greatest cause of friendly-fire damage in the game are Duncan's farts.

[Atcherseid]

Contrary to popular opinion, the ancient city of Pompeii was not destroyed by the eruption of Mount Etna.



It was Mount Vesuvius, you moron.

[Rogue-Element]

Duncan actually counted to infinity... twice.

[Sarevok Anchev]

And the Maker sayeth: "There shall be light!" ...



And Duncan answereth: "... Say please!"

[Atcherseid]

Ser Jory actually survived, only to find that his wife delivered a baby with a full beard and a pony tail.





And it was a girl.

[Rogue-Element]

It takes Duncan 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

[bayareadodger69]

Rogue-Element wrote...

It takes Duncan 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

Only because Duncan created TiVo!

[Serlinra]

Duncan changed his name from Adam after he banged Eve.. Eve was his daughter.

she popped out of his armpits.

Modifié par Serlinra, 20 janvier 2010 - 10:47 .

[Apophis2412]

Let's see if anyone knows where I got this quote rom:



"Duncan" A label created by the darkspawn to give voice to their destruction.

In the end, what they called him is irrelevant. He simply is.

[Apophis2412]

Rogue-Element wrote...

Duncan actually counted to infinity... twice.

Duncan can't count to infinity. He is infinity.

[Kavva]

Duncan's tears cure the blight. Too bad he never cries. Ever.

Modifié par Kavva, 20 janvier 2010 - 01:35 .

[Lynon the dragonhearted]

Duncan doesn't submit to the Taint, the Taint submits to Duncan.