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[BloodRaith]

Apophis2412 wrote...

Let's see if anyone knows where I got this quote rom:

"Duncan" A label created by the darkspawn to give voice to their destruction.
In the end, what they called him is irrelevant. He simply is.

SovereignB) ME

[TheRealIncarnal]

Duncan didn't actually die, he just figured that if you raised four armies then he could take a vacation. If you had failed to do this, Duncan would have shown himself again and one-manned the entire Blight.

[Seanzie88]

Duncan does not feel pain,pain feels duncan...

[MegaTofu]

Duncan once killed a man using only his fists... from three miles distance.

Duncan could have shot down the archdemon by pointing at it and saying: "Bang".

[Carodej]

Duncan didn't believe six impossible things before breakfast each day, he believed twelve...and then he did them before breakfast.

[Ischkwezrn]

wtf, something weird must have happened to duncan while I wasnt looking... last time I knew he was not doing anything to stop the blight other than dieing around somewhere...

[DizzzyDevil]

• He has an obsession with the "Silky Smooth"
• He faked his own death only to emerge in New York as a hair dresser
• He now goes by the alias "Scrappy Coco" and has been spotted wearing a Mariah Carey mini tee
• He claims that he is "Half Australian, Half Mt. Everest"

             You don't mess with the Zohan Duncan!!

             - Nobody does...

[Herennius]

Nobody! I mean Nobody can beat Duncan in Singstar!

[Atcherseid]

The "Storm of the Century" spell was a weak effort to replicate Duncan's icy stare.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan can actually Triple Wield. This is shown in the X-rated version of the game.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan has never, ever used the pause function.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Duncan once looked up the word "Bravery" in the dictionary. But as he read it, the text ran away in fear.

Most people seeking thrills play an extreme sport, Duncan is his own extreme sport. Some people climb moutains, Duncan climbs ogres, with daggers.

Modifié par Ryllen Laerth Kriel, 20 janvier 2010 - 07:10 .

[Atcherseid]

The Elf version of Adam and Eve looked pretty much like humans. Then Duncan picked them up and carried them around by their ears.

[mrbarnard]

Duncan read this thread and thought, damn, Chuck-Norris-type jokes are lame. He then threatened to make himself real and beat on anyone continuing to post in this thread.



*ouch*

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

On the first day, Duncan created the Maker.



The End.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan can win a drinking contest against Dwarves.



All of them, at once.

[Shadowrom]

Atcherseid wrote...

Duncan has never, ever used the pause function.

Duncan has never, ever used the pause function, he stops time itself.

[Shadowrom]

Atcherseid wrote...

Duncan has never, ever used the pause function.

... he stops time itself...

[Jeff2010]

Duncan's balls are detachable, they fight the blight on weekends.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Jeff2010 wrote...

Duncan's balls are detachable, they fight the blight on weekends.

Errr....I assume you've seen that first hand.

[Nattfare]

Duncan's wit is so sharp that it can pierce a mountain.

David Gaider once wrote a book about Duncan. If he hadn't, Duncan would have stabbed him in the face.

Duncan has cheated death twice, Death is still coming back to him.

Duncan is the only living being that Sten hasn't said no to.

Modifié par Nattfare, 21 janvier 2010 - 01:07 .

[Zepheera]

If Duncan were really dead, we wouldn't know it... the world would have imploded.

[TheDrunkenPanda]

The city of Denerim once named a street after Duncan in gratitude for him saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Duncan and lives.

[ericsa]

Duncan does not download content, content downloads Duncan!



i'm sorry... that was pathetic...