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[Atcherseid]

To Duncan, solo nightmare = slacking off.

[MachinekiIIer]

Duncan once swam a lap around the sun

[Zepheera]

TheDrunkenPanda wrote...

The city of Denerim once named a street after Duncan in gratitude for him saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Duncan and lives.

^  Best yet!

[knight5923]

Duncan has stolen the hearts of many a young lass. They tried to arrest him for trafficking in human organs, but....ya know.... he's Duncan.

[HardestWorker]

Contrary to popular belief, the Right of Conscription doesn't exist. Duncan's stare penetrates the soul, allowing no one to deny him of what he wants.

[Jeff2010]

Whatever Duncan says, Morrigan approves +10.

[Atcherseid]

Dragons wear Duncan-skin armor.

[knight5923]

Everyone thinks the Grey Wardens exist to wipe out the unruly horde that is the Darkspawn. What they don't know is that Blights are the Darkspawn's atempts to wipe out the unruly horde that is Duncan.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Duncan once...and then he never did it again because any repetition is for pansies.

[Nattfare]

Duncan doesn't believe in the maker, the maker believes in Duncan.

If Duncan held his breath the rest of the world would do it too, because it takes all the air in the world to fill Duncan's lungs.

Duncan once wore a cloak and rode a horse.

When The Phantom is about to move Duncan will already have planted a blade in his guts.

Modifié par Nattfare, 21 janvier 2010 - 11:34 .

[MOTpoetryION]

Fact : it was all a lie just like the cake. I went down at the beginning of the battle and couldn't find the king or Duncan. Sooo...

[riptide1246]

duncan brought back turtlenecks. in a big way.

[riptide1246]

after ostagar, duncan went on to become a lumberjack and is now widely known as paul bunyan.

[riptide1246]

duncan was replaced by mr. t in rocky 3 because duncan didn't understand how to lose.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan picks his teeth with Drizzt Do'Urden's sword.

[Atcherseid]

A man walks into a seedy bar in the dirty back alley. He is surprised to find that is deserted except for the barkeep. The customer says, "Where is everybody?"



The barkeep says, "They all ran away. They're terrified."



"Why?"



"Because Duncan is coming."



Just then the customer looks out the front window and sees a huge bearded man with a pony tail. He is killing off the last of a Darkspawn horde, who are piled ten feet high. A revenant jumps out at the bearded man, who kills it with a casual flick of his blade. Then a dragon comes forth. The bearded man slices off its head with one stroke.



Then the man steps into the bar. He levels a steely gaze at the occupants and say, "I need a mug of ale -- to go."



The barkeep says, "To go?"



"Yeah," says the man. "I've got to get the hell out of here. Duncan is coming."

[Korvayer]

Hilarious, Atcherseid! 

[MisterBellyButtonMan]

The first elf was a child Duncan scolded. He pulled the child by the ears until they were pointed and the child was so scared he and all his descendants stayed that way, which is why elves have no facial hair.



Also, those that do have beards only have them because Duncan wishes it, if he does not like your beard he can scare it off of you.

[Rostas7]

Duncan lives.

[Vazura]

*SPOILER!*



Duncan can kill an Archdemon without dying. The Old God soul would take one look at him and GTFO to the afterlife to save itself the trouble.

[Jacody]

Halfno wrote...

Sandal once said Chuck Norris was cooler than Duncan....

Now all Sandal can say is "enchantment"!

[Giles_Warrior_Champion]

Jacody wrote...

Halfno wrote...

Sandal once said Chuck Norris was cooler than Duncan....

Now all Sandal can say is "enchantment"!

lol awesome that will teach that fun wrekcing dolt

[Blue.destiny12]

if Chuck Norris round house kicked Duncan.Chuck Norris would disintegrate.

[Vazura]

Duncan has had a number of kids over the years. Examples include Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, Theodore Roosevelt, Ash Williams, and Mister Rogers.

[Atcherseid]

Vazura wrote...

Duncan has had a number of kids over the years. Examples include Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, Theodore Roosevelt, Ash Williams, and Mister Rogers.

Groovy.