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[Atcherseid]

Duncan has more bones in his body than you have in your little finger.











OK, that one was sorta lame.

[Rogue-Element]

Atcherseid wrote...

Duncan does not have to return to Ostagar.

In light of the current situation this one still cracks me up 

[-Conspirator]

Atcherseid wrote...

A man walks into a seedy bar in the dirty back alley. He is surprised to find that is deserted except for the barkeep. The customer says, "Where is everybody?"

The barkeep says, "They all ran away. They're terrified."

"Why?"

"Because Duncan is coming."

Just then the customer looks out the front window and sees a huge bearded man with a pony tail. He is killing off the last of a Darkspawn horde, who are piled ten feet high. A revenant jumps out at the bearded man, who kills it with a casual flick of his blade. Then a dragon comes forth. The bearded man slices off its head with one stroke.

Then the man steps into the bar. He levels a steely gaze at the occupants and say, "I need a mug of ale -- to go."

The barkeep says, "To go?"

"Yeah," says the man. "I've got to get the hell out of here. Duncan is coming."

This one is hilarious! 

[Nattfare]

The true ledgend on how the oceans came about: "Once, Duncan had to pee....".

[Halfno]

Lyrium potions are in fact made out of Duncan's urine.

[marbatico]

Duncan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sophia Dryden.

[Carodej]

One day, the Archdemon asked the head of the Antivan Crows to kill Duncan.



The head of the Antivan Crows replied, "Are you crazy? There just might possibly be a faster way to commit suicide, but no surer way."

[Carodej]

Atcherseid wrote...

Duncan has more bones in his body than you have in your little finger.





OK, that one was sorta lame.

What about "Duncan has broken more bones on his enemies than there are grains of sand."  Or "The first time Duncan counted to infinity it was because he was counting the number of bones he killed in the first darkspawn he fought."

[Gamer-erBIO]

Duncans beard can only rival Billy Mays.

[rhetthom]

Halfno wrote...

Lyrium potions are in fact made out of Duncan's urine.

^This

If you spell Duncan in Scrabble you win forever

Modifié par rhetthom, 22 janvier 2010 - 08:12 .

[Viboh]

In the Battle of Ostagar Duncan didnt die he just went on vacation into the fade thus the Demons got so scared so they thought it be safer to attack the circle of magi

[Halfno]

Duncan's warhound is trained to pick up his own poo, because Duncan will not take **** from anyone.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan eats rocks and craps runestones.

[Halfno]

Duncan doesn't disembowel his armors, he disembowels them.

[Serlinra]

Duncan killed the poap.



(and god, please PLEASE I hope he kills GOD!!! OMG!!!!) well then again ... jesus nor god exists ^^

[AntiChri5]

The Elves were once immortal. Then one of them angered Duncan.

[MishenNikara]

Duncan doesn't need his shield with him to survive Osta.....oh wait >.>

[marbatico]

Duncan doesnt use a shield, he uses his beard.

[RedSocialKnight]

Oh, I'm just an old grouch. Carry on...

Modifié par RedSocialKnight, 27 janvier 2010 - 08:36 .

[MishenNikara]

marbatico wrote...

Duncan doesnt use a shield, he uses his beard.

Oh yeah that worked out soooo much better ;P

[Serlinra]

duncan cant die, so lets kick off this topic again and let the spamming begin ?



PS: (the darkspawn still feels duncans presence)

[marbatico]

the reason we had to go into the wilds for darkspawn blood i becouse duncan drank everything they collected.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Duncan never walks, he just moves the universe

Duncan does not sweat, water escapes his body out of fear

Duncan does not need a toilet, his excrements never leave his body because they are too afraid to annoy him with bad smell. 

Duncan farts mustard gas, sweats nails, he weeps burning rocket fuel, his ****** is pure sulfur and his toe nails are actually sharp titanium blades. 

The maker wears Duncan-skin armor. 

Modifié par The Woldan , 05 février 2010 - 03:36 .

[simplificationizer]

If Duncan craps in the woods, and there is no one to see it, you'll still know it happened.

Duncan has dual-weapon mastery. He just chooses to wield a dagger in his offhand because it makes it easier to pick the darkspawn giblets from his teeth.

Duncan doesn't pick talents. Talents pick him.

Duncan's armour has spikes on the inside, to give his foes a chance.

If you attempt to create a Duncan clone with the character generator, Duncan will appear and slay the character.

You unlock godmode by naming your character Duncan.

One drop of Duncan's blood could fuel an army of blood mages.

Duncan once tried to take his own life, but couldn't beat Duncan.