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[Leohan]

Haven't you heard? Duncan likes taint. He says it about a million times before the Ostagar folly.

[KingGabe83]

Ok so we're going to give Chuck Norris-like glory to a guy who got smashed in the face by a Hurlock's axe and died? yeah... no thanks



Here's a Duncan Fact:



Duncan's lifeless corpse was later stripped of his rock hard beard by Wade to make a Tier 10 massive armor set. Wade was unable to finish the helmet due to mis hit on the anvil that lethally propelled a single duncan beard hair into his heart thereby ending his life. A few days later a bite sized Duncan fetus crawled out of the dead Wade's body to wreak havoc on Ferelden.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Only Duncanbone-Boots could stomp the makers face

[thegoldfinch]

KingGabe83 wrote...

Ok so we're going to give Chuck Norris-like glory to a guy who got smashed in the face by a Hurlock's axe and died? yeah... no thanks

Here's a Duncan Fact:

Duncan's lifeless corpse was later stripped of his rock hard beard by Wade to make a Tier 10 massive armor set. Wade was unable to finish the helmet due to mis hit on the anvil that lethally propelled a single duncan beard hair into his heart thereby ending his life. A few days later a bite sized Duncan fetus crawled out of the dead Wade's body to wreak havoc on Ferelden.

You are so silly.  You say these things while having a Duncan avatar.

[atomicbunny]

FTA Talisman wrote...

lol some I guess Chuck Norris versus Duncan would be like a unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

Hehehee....Duncan wrote Family Guy!

[KingGabe83]

haha yeah, its cause my playstation wont upload my character, even though duncan died, he's still a badass



guess i better keep the thread going...



Duncan once saw Rosie O'Donnell walking around the Deep roads of Orzammar, he proceeded to rip off her hair and pinch her ten times along her torso. She is now known as Brood Mother

[atomicbunny]

Duncan once killed a darkspawn for snoring.
Duncan's manhood is so big, he can club us all over the heads like baby seals.
Duncan senses my taint.

.....teehee

Modifié par atomicbunny, 05 février 2010 - 05:51 .

[marbatico]

KingGabe83 wrote...

Ok so we're going to give Chuck Norris-like glory to a guy who got smashed in the face by a Hurlock's axe and died? yeah... no thanks

how can you be so sure he died? we never saw that axe hit him and we never found his body.

Modifié par marbatico, 05 février 2010 - 05:59 .

[KingGabe83]

Touche Marbatico, I haven't even finished the game yet so i have no right to say he's dead, and i guess an earlier post is true, if Duncan we would know it because the world would implode.

[Atcherseid]

Commandos "go Duncan."

[Faffnr]

Viboh wrote...

In the Battle of Ostagar Duncan didnt die he just went on vacation into the fade thus the Demons got so scared so they thought it be safer to attack the circle of magi

Awesome, this explains everything.

[Mehow_pwn]

Duncan doesn't use swords his eye burn thought enemys much faste



Bioware ins't a company its Duncan's spaceship

[Atcherseid]

Man, this one time I had way too much Captain Morgan rum. Didn't notice how much, I guess because I was drinking it in Coke. Anyway, I suddenly realized that it was like 3 a.m. and I had no idea where I was, and what's worse, I had no idea where my pants were. So then I ...



Wait -- this thread title is *Duncan* facts.



Never mind.

[Juxtest]

Duncan doesn't have a reflection. Its too afraid of him to show up.



Duncan has killed more Darkspawn than have ever been created. He leaves the rest to you.

[grieferbastard]

This wasn't actually a Blight; Duncan just said 'Hey ****, go get me a beer!' and the Archdeamon came up to deliver it.

The game was originally going to be called The Archdemon vs The Maker vs Duncan. This was canceled as nobody would pay for a computer game that was 14 seconds long.

Duncans first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

We know Duncan didn't die at Ostagar - there are still demons in the Fade.

Duncan once out-drank an entire clan on his visit to Orzammar in just one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

Duncan once got in a sword fight. The sword lost.

Duncan once swam naked near a Dalish camp. 9 months later all the elven women in camp gave birth to the Qunari people.

Duncan once settled the debate between the Chantry and the Circle about souls in the Fade. He said they were real.... and they are delicious.

The other half of the story about Wardens going to the Deep Roads to die fighting Darkspawn - the Darkspawn actually leave the Deep Roads to come find Duncan to die.

A particular NPC in the early part of the game learns an important secret - looking into Duncans eyes will tell you your future. Unfortunately that future is always him stabbing you in the chest.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story. Duncan once ate a turtle whole. It lived and when he crapped it out it was a six foot tall killing machine.

Duncan once beat a brick wall at a game of tennis.

The secret of the elves is that they were immortal until one of them crossed Duncan. Now they just accept the inevitable.

[Darkga]

At the Battle of Ostagar the screen fades to white after Duncan chest climbs that Ogre because Bioware is not allowed to show what he did to the rest of the darkspawn horde. It's only a rated M game...

[Darkga]

Duncan is the only character in the game who can romance Wynne, Sten, Shale, Oghren, and Dog... at the same time!

[Darkga]

Flemeth was young and beautiful until she one day tried to shapechange into Duncan. Although her failed attempt aged her 1000 years, Duncan taught her the Dragon form for having the courage to try...

[Darkga]

Duncan is not a Dual Wielding Warrior, but instead a Shape Shifting Mage. He does not bother to use his specialization however since it's a waste of time to shift into any form weaker than Duncan...

[Darkga]

And finally...



Andraste's Ashes is really just Duncan's Dandruff...

[Dallo]

Duncan farted, and instantly THE Dragon Age Setting experienced Global Warming

[Atcherseid]

Duncan can solve the bridge puzzle solo. You think the bridge is going to defy him?

[TheGuv]

Duncan turns dragons into High Dragons. If they survive coming back down after he kicks them.

[Atcherseid]

Duncan ... is ... SPARTA!

[Atcherseid]

The Grim Reaper has a tattoo of Duncan.