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[Atcherseid]

When Duncan was born, his mother died of abrasions from the beard.

[atomicbunny]

Duncan invented the internet!

[KingGabe83]

The ten plagues of egypt werent God's punishment, they were just a result of Duncan's seven week long boredom







Duncan eats babies

[MOTpoetryION]

he's dead fact

[Solica]

Duncan is less lame than this thread.



Duncan is not dead.

[KingGabe83]

If Duncan empties out his pockets only to find a paper clip and a piece of string, hell yeah he has a plan!

[KingGabe83]

Morrigan is really Duncan in disguise o_O



yeah.... you did him

[DarkWarden666]

Do you know why Duncan is not a playable character? Because BioWare didn't want to make a game that would be finished in 10 minutes... with all side quests completed.



Duncan once ordered a beef jerky in Gnawed Noble Tavern. The beef did as it was told.

[KingGabe83]

Duncan eats kittens and craps out lions

[GEWill]

Duncan is rolling in his digital grave at how stupid this thread is.

[KingGabe83]

it has been constantly made a point in this thread that Duncan was never proven to be dead, so GEWill, there is no such "digital grave". Duncan pisses on you're digital grave

[Atcherseid]

Duncan once visited the Kocari Wilds.



They are now the Kocari Tames.

[macrocarl]

Duncan's mom is so fat that when she broke her leg, gravy came out.

Duncan is so fat that if you lift up his beard his chins look like a pack of hotdogs.

Optimus Prime is Duncan's stunt double.

Duncan built the garage he was born in.

[KingGabe83]

Duncan's nipples are nuclear warheads

[Atcherseid]

Duncan dual-wields. With ogres.

Modifié par Atcherseid, 10 février 2010 - 09:15 .

[Atcherseid]

Whoever said "the pen is mightier than the sword" hasn't met Duncan.

[Nattfare]

Duncan can find a needle in a haystack.



Gods that's lame.

[fro7k]

Duncan can pin a photon to a tree.

[Halfno]

Duncan destroyed the periodic table, because Duncan only recognizes the element of surprise.

[GEWill]

KingGabe83 wrote...

it has been constantly made a point in this thread that Duncan was never proven to be dead, so GEWill, there is no such "digital grave". Duncan pisses on you're digital grave

Oh its fact that he is dead. One axe through the face will do the trick.

[GEWill]

Atcherseid wrote...

Duncan dual-wields. With ogres.

That's awesome.

[Tevinters Finest]

Nattfare wrote...

Duncan can find a needle in a haystack.

Gods that's lame.

Ducan can find a piece of hay in a needlestack.

[KingGabe83]

Tevinters Finest wrote...

Nattfare wrote...

Duncan can find a needle in a haystack.

Gods that's lame.

Ducan can find a piece of hay in a needlestack.

Then Duncan eats the needlestack once he's had his fun

[MishenNikara]

KingGabe83 wrote...

Tevinters Finest wrote...

Nattfare wrote...

Duncan can find a needle in a haystack.

Gods that's lame.

Ducan can find a piece of hay in a needlestack.

Then Duncan eats the needlestack once he's had his fun

He can find the hay in the needlestack because the needles run away and the hay gives itself up

[kordz]

Duncans last name is "Donuts"