The High Cut Armor
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Male Inquisitor: What's this in this chest here.
Varric: Let me see, hey it's armor, looks to be crafted for women.
Male Inquisitor: Get out of here, no way.
Varric: No I'm serious, a friend of mine who was once a circle mage often escaped apostate now former Grey Warden told me it was called the High Cut Armor.. Legend says according to him, any woman who wore it into battle could never be touched by arrow nor blade nor claw.
Male Inquisitor: So it's a armor of invincibility?
Varric: I guess, but unless you're hiding something I doubt it'll work for you.
MI: ...hmm, Cassandra. You hear this?
Varric: Oh brother,
Cassandra: I heard and It and like very it's Bullshit.
Varric: Why don't you try it on then seeker? See if im so much cow manure after you've tried it.
Cassandra: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Varric: Hey if you don't have the chops, I'm sure a more YOUNGER more DARING woman, who is dying to prove how much STRONGER they are THAN YOU would love to try it out. Hey Sera You wanna be unstoppable!?
Cassandra: .....
MI: Ssssss ooooouuuuu.. You gonna let him get away with that?
Cassandra: Fine give me that!
Thus the Legend of the Untouchable Warrior Maiden was born!