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[vhatever]

They put some fishlips and drape a couple pieces of cabbage over Agent 47's head.

I wonder if he comes with a pair of  silver balls, er ,silver ballers.

[Xeyska]

Hathur wrote...
OMG I thought I was the only person who he was having that effect on... his voice reminds me of someone who has a flu with too much phlegm in his throat and causes his voice to distort when they talk.. it drives me nuts... and Thane sounds like this all the time. I'm going to have a very uncomfortable time listening to his reverberating voice I'm afraid

His voice was changed again, the rumbling quality lessened quite a bit. It sounds more human now.

[blank1]

So, if I wore a Thane costume to a party would I get insta-laid twelve times?

[Xeyska]

blank1 wrote...

So, if I wore a Thane costume to a party would I get insta-laid twelve times?

Probably not, and they would steal it for themselves.

[khenmes]

blank1 wrote...

So all you ladies are saying all I need to do to get laid more is have a nice jacket and and croak when I talk?

I mean, I don't even understand why he's attractive in the least bit. He's a fish face. His neck is a huge writhing mass of red wonder meat. Like, if you cut off his leg could you make sushi out of it? He might not even have a wang... or what if he has 12?

I'll never understand, and I don't think I want to. Men are attracted to things very predictably. ******&ass. Asari at least look human a bit...

So, I take it you haven't read any of the previous posts? Especially from the longer posts where the fans EXPLAIN why they love Thane specifically. Hot female aliens with human guys have been around for so long, I am thrilled that Bioware is catering more towards this fanbase for male alien love interests with female humans since honestly you just never see them around (so it is also exploring a rare story-line and shows that they care about us ) .

Once again, if you've read the other posts not just on this thread but others where people say why love Thane, yes he is physically attractive (hell in my opinion he is pretty humanoid, to which some fans prefer otherwise) but it is his mysterious personality that is more intriguing and often is why we are so interested (and of course....we just like him....no sense in understanding....hell why do some guys like Tali? Because she has a nice figure and an interesting personality, so does Thane).

[Neria Rose]

Thane is hot.. just.. really, REALLY hot. Deep and sexy voice, toned and sexy body, graceful movements.. mmm.

Modifié par Neria Rose, 19 janvier 2010 - 05:10 .

[Count Viceroy]

I don't get it. But I'm not supposed to. Glad many people like him though.

[aznsoisauce]

I don't understand his pre-game romance fan base.

He's a fish-face.
He looks really slimy.
It sounds like he's gargling when he speaks.
...Disco outfit.

Unless he gives great massages or hasn't licked a lamp post in winter, I don't see any of my FemSheps going for him.

(All of my arguments are hypocritical when taking into consideration I am a Talimancer and pro-Garrus-Love.)

[Rip504]

I act without mercy,I bring death to those who deserve it,...ocasionally those who do not.

Sometimes I feel regret,sometimes i feel remorse,But most of the time I feel NOTHING.



Killing is an art,and I am a master...

[Hulluliini]

Voice - mmmm.... smooth moves - mmmm... very human muscular male-like body - mmm...



Add to that the bad boy charm with a touch of emo spirituality - ahhh sighhhhh...



So really, if you have a deep, cool voice, chances are you'll get laid more.. as for the bad boy charm and stuff, I think it's the common fantasy element. No sane goody two shoes girl in the real world would dare go for him, unless driven nuts by lust. But even then... I would be too scared to ruin my life over a hot assassin.



This doesn't mean I spend my days daydreaming what it would be like if he was real and I got a real chance at some hawt sechs with him...no, not at ALL

[Erszebeth]

The man does look intriguing, which is his main selling point for me. While I doesn't understand how anybody would like to romance Garrus, Thane got just enough humanoid features to be attractive. Come on, one look at his lips and I knew with certainty he would be a LI.

[Merchant2006]

right. I'm gonna dress up really slick, have scaly chapped skin, firm lips and big eyes. Now all the ladies want me! Shamown! Oh and + the fish smell. WIN!

[Chaos-fusion]

Rip504 wrote...
But most of the time I feel NOTHING.

That's it! That's the line that made me thing "Is this the point where I'm meant to swoon?"! Pfeh, it's trying too hard for my liking.

Modifié par Chaos-fusion, 19 janvier 2010 - 12:11 .

[Neria Rose]

Merchant2006 wrote...

right. I'm gonna dress up really slick, have scaly chapped skin, firm lips and big eyes. Now all the ladies want me! Shamown! Oh and + the fish smell. WIN!

*shrugs..* Thane's something different and I won't knock it until my FemShep has tried it. If he's 'scaly' and 'chapped', perhaps he'll be less inclined to try to drown you in drool when he kisses you like some human males .

[khenmes]

Hulluliini wrote...

Voice - mmmm.... smooth moves - mmmm... very human muscular male-like body - mmm...

Add to that the bad boy charm with a touch of emo spirituality - ahhh sighhhhh...

So really, if you have a deep, cool voice, chances are you'll get laid more.. as for the bad boy charm and stuff, I think it's the common fantasy element. No sane goody two shoes girl in the real world would dare go for him, unless driven nuts by lust. But even then... I would be too scared to ruin my life over a hot assassin.

This doesn't mean I spend my days daydreaming what it would be like if he was real and I got a real chance at some hawt sechs with him...no, not at ALL

Merchant2006 wrote...

right. I'm gonna dress up really slick, have scaly chapped skin, firm lips and big eyes. Now all the ladies want me! Shamown! Oh and + the fish smell. WIN!

The fantasy of being able to romance this suave alien assassin should be noted by guys who just don't understand why we like this character. In mass effect we can be the commander of a highly advanced spaceship (with a background of our choosing) who meets up with many different aliens each with their own personality and history between other races.

You can be a hero or a total jerk; obviously these things are why we like the game so much. I guess, for me, that because we were given the opportunity to meet all these intriguing aliens, learn this incredible history behind them, and save the galaxy all in the scifi genre, it seemed a little out of place (or disappointing in my case) to pretty much only have one human guy as a love interest. In this world BW has created for us, I expected the option of being with an alien because this is something I cannot do in real life hence why we play video games to do things we cannot do just to see how it works (once again keep in mind IN real life many fans probably wouldn't be attracted to an actual assassin or alien one......maybe we'd think he was cute but only shepard seems to be the one who could possible pull off this coupling). Anyway, sorry for the rant I didn't mean for it to get this involved. I am a Thane fan, because he looks cool, and is someone who only your character in the game could possibly interact with.

Modifié par khenmes, 19 janvier 2010 - 12:23 .

[Merchant2006]

 Yeah well... take my comment with a pinch of salt, I'm just messing around hehe.

[Seventh H3ll]

He had me with the table stroking...

[IvanTurbinca]

how can this creature be designed to make women swoon ?



give me a break, the guy "feels nothing" and is a professional murderer



he can not even begin to compete with shep for swooningness

[Seventh H3ll]

IvanTurbinca wrote...

how can this creature be designed to make women swoon ?

give me a break, the guy "feels nothing" and is a professional murderer

he can not even begin to compete with shep for swooningness

You have seen this, yes?

[khenmes]

IvanTurbinca wrote...

how can this creature be designed to make women swoon ?

give me a break, the guy "feels nothing" and is a professional murderer

he can not even begin to compete with shep for swooningness

How can Samara be designed to make men swoon she seems to feel nothing, is it because of the cleavage? Thane has some man-cleavage as well ~_^ 

[Zack Ross]

Thane's pretty cool looking. Love his trenchcoat like outfit Also for the romance option I merely have one thing to say. YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

[TheAnima]

 Thane is very interesting. I like him a lot. However, fish wasn't really the best animal type to go for when making something that supposed to be attractive.

[Rogue-Element]

Arrtis wrote...Do not understand why females wanna romance aliens...\\.

This same reason why you don't have a problem with romancing Liara? <_<

[Rogue-Element]

Iek! double post sorry

Modifié par Rogue-Element, 19 janvier 2010 - 01:46 .

[Kohaku]

Count Viceroy wrote...

I don't get it. But I'm not supposed to. Glad many people like him though.

Me either but whatever floats people's boats. I guess once I play the game he will grow on me. Right now, he's not someone I'd go out of my way to romance.