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[Sylvianus]

It's just a fun topic. I definitely prefer when people are throwing jokes around than folks telling : BIOWARE I WON'T BUY YOUR GAME IF HE / SHE ISNT AN LI OR IF I DON'T GET THIS OPTION ! I'M GONNA BE UPSET ! As if that was serious business. That's here that I could be annoyed.

But funny people with funny jokes, nope, I'm in.

[leaguer of one]

OLDIRTYBARON wrote...

How does sex with a Turian work anyhow? Mechanically, I mean.

The same way as a human but spikier and more lotion.

[Chari]

OLDIRTYBARON wrote...

How does sex with a Turian work anyhow? Mechanically, I mean.

Like any sex. Put in, put out...
What did I just say...

I actually hoped that Shepard and Garrus' romance was mostly asexual. It's beautiful any way though. On the other hand, they do need to blow steam somehow. It's beautiful any way though

[leaguer of one]

Chari wrote...

OLDIRTYBARON wrote...

How does sex with a Turian work anyhow? Mechanically, I mean.

Like any sex. Put in, put out...
What did I just say...

I actually hoped that Shepard and Garrus' romance was mostly asexual. It's beautiful any way though. On the other hand, they do need to blow steam somehow. It's beautiful any way though

There is no way I would all that romance to be asexual.

[ManchesterUnitedFan1]

Morocco Mole wrote...

I dunno. The people on the internet that tend to talk about nothing but sex are usually the ones not getting any.

I have a fiance and i still like talking about this stuff. I enjoy talking about sex because I find it refreshing to be able to discuss it so openly instead of it being some kind of weir taboo.

Its not for everyone, sure, but no-one is forcin people to discuss anything. Why are you wen posting on this thread if you hate it so much?

[Chari]

leaguer of one wrote...

Chari wrote...

OLDIRTYBARON wrote...

How does sex with a Turian work anyhow? Mechanically, I mean.

Like any sex. Put in, put out...
What did I just say...

I actually hoped that Shepard and Garrus' romance was mostly asexual. It's beautiful any way though. On the other hand, they do need to blow steam somehow. It's beautiful any way though

There is no way I would all that romance to be asexual.

And I would. I don't know, sex is kinda gross and awkward. emotional bond is that gets me.
I guess that's why I fall for all un-romancable guys like Sten, Justice the Spirit, the Architect, Legion, Garrus okay he is LI I know

Modifié par Chari, 02 septembre 2013 - 06:27 .

[Sylvianus]

OLDIRTYBARON wrote...

How does sex with a Turian work anyhow? Mechanically, I mean.

There are some good NSFW fanarts on deviantart, if you are curious.

[ManchesterUnitedFan1]

OLDIRTYBARON wrote...

How does sex with a Turian work anyhow? Mechanically, I mean.

Ask mordin ^^

or Kelly hahaha

[OLDIRTYBARON]

Chari wrote...

leaguer of one wrote...

Chari wrote...

OLDIRTYBARON wrote...

How does sex with a Turian work anyhow? Mechanically, I mean.

Like any sex. Put in, put out...
What did I just say...

I actually hoped that Shepard and Garrus' romance was mostly asexual. It's beautiful any way though. On the other hand, they do need to blow steam somehow. It's beautiful any way though

There is no way I would all that romance to be asexual.

And I would. I don't k, sex is kinda gross and awkward. emotional bond is that gets me.
I guess that's why I fall for all un-romancable guys like Sten, Justice the Spirit, the Architect, Legion, Garrus okay he is LI I know

Modifié par OLDIRTYBARON, 02 septembre 2013 - 06:29 .

[Sylvianus]

I'm surprised this thread isn't locked yet to be honest. XD

Modifié par Sylvianus, 02 septembre 2013 - 06:29 .

[ManchesterUnitedFan1]

Hahahahahahha the architect, oh god i can't breathe

[ManchesterUnitedFan1]

I wonder if Qunari penises are extra tough, to compensate for their incredibly strong teeth.

[Chari]

Morocco Mole wrote...

Chari wrote...

Hmm, I kind of disagree. My big bro loves talking bout sex on the Internet. He's got like a his own cult of fangirls...
You're fabulous :3

Bring your bro into this topic. I want to see what his opinion is on the mechanics of giant bull-man sex are

If he ever learns to speak English, I will

Yes, folk, the Architect. A scary yet sweet guy with strange and intriguing ideas, the first talking Darkspawn. Besides, he looks quite fine imo

[Potato Cat]

Sylvianus wrote...

I'm surprised this thread isn't locked yet to be honest. XD

We're not that off topic, and of course there's less moderation with all the conference goings ons.

One thing I'd like to know, if there was a qunari LI, would you rather play a qunari when you romanced them, or would you want an interspecies romance?

Modifié par Elfman, 02 septembre 2013 - 06:34 .

[Twilight_Princess]

OLDIRTYBARON wrote...

How does sex with a Turian work anyhow? Mechanically, I mean.

Well, when a turian male and a human female love each other very much they



and then they go shoot things with big guns. The End.

[ManchesterUnitedFan1]

He looks fine? HIS HANDS ARE WORSE THAN BETHANY'S

[Parmida]

Damn you all! I just got the urge to ride that WILD BULL! DEM HORNES! YAOUM!

[Tarek]

ManchesterUnitedFan1 wrote...

I wonder if Qunari penises are extra tough, to compensate for their incredibly strong teeth.

this man

he gets it 

[Potato Cat]

Chari wrote...
Yes, folk, the Architect. A scary yet sweet guy with strange and intriguing ideas, the first talking Darkspawn. Besides, he looks quite fine imo

You know his face is all melted under that mask, right?

[Sylvianus]

Elfman wrote...

Sylvianus wrote...

I'm surprised this thread isn't locked yet to be honest. XD

We're not that off topic, and of course there's less moderation with all the conference goings ons.

What about Biowaremod1,2,3,4,5 ?
But whatever, I'm not asking for it, I am just laughing over it.

[Tarek]

Morocco Mole wrote...

ManchesterUnitedFan1 wrote...

I wonder if Qunari penises are extra tough, to compensate for their incredibly strong teeth.

This is it. The perfect quote that says everything there is to say about BSN.

i think its a legit question... I mean we must know how qunari anatomy works