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[Daerog]

I hope they make this Iron Bull guy a warrior poet kind of character. Quite sometimes, meditative, speaks poetry (spontaneously sometimes), and makes philosophical observations from time to time. But always slightly pleased.

[Blackrising]

Am1_vf wrote...

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

It could be one of those Pearl/Blooming Rose jokes in DA:I. The Snu-Snu special, screen goes black, screen returns, you have an injury!.

I approve of this.

Sylvianus wrote...

With Bull as LI, the inquisitor will never walk the same again. You couldn't tell I didn't warn you.

Varric: Hawke, I think we should walk to the next town, you are starting to walk funny from going everywhere on a horse.
Inquisitor: Hm... yeah, sure... it's from riding
V: 

Iron Bull would be the kind of guy who throws the Inquisitor over his shoulder and drags them into the nearest bush if he feels...uh, tingly.

Which I approve of, because the other companion's reaction would be priceless.

[Daerog]

Blackrising wrote...

Iron Bull would be the kind of guy who throws the Inquisitor over his shoulder and drags them into the nearest bush if he feels...uh, tingly.

Which I approve of, because the other companion's reaction would be priceless.

Have a meeting with Morrigan, Morrigan notices the qunari affection. Makes a comment of asking if the PC needs a spare hot iron rod.

Modifié par DaerogTheDhampir, 01 septembre 2013 - 07:45 .

[Regan Cousland]

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

I hope they make this Iron Bull guy a warrior poet kind of character. Quiet sometimes, meditative, speaks poetry (spontaneously sometimes), and makes philosophical observations from time to time.

I approve. That would be awesome. 

As the rain pours down, your group stands on the edge of a cliff, admiring the forlorn landscape, and Iron Bull says something like:

"When great lakes of water fall from the sky, the children of men must bow under its weight or let their roots be nourished, and then grow, taller and stronger."

Varric: "That's deep."

Modifié par Regan Cousland, 01 septembre 2013 - 07:53 .

[Blackrising]

Elfman wrote...

Blackrising wrote...

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

It could be one of those Pearl/Blooming Rose jokes in DA:I. The Snu-Snu special, screen goes black, screen returns, you have an injury!.

Cassandra disapproves - 15

Cass: 'We have no time for your silly antics, Inquisitor!'
Varric: 'Never took you for that kind of guy.'
Inquisitor: *whimpers pitifully*

Argh! Why did this thread happen when most of the writers are away. This needs to happen Biowares!

Oh and the game's token sex pest approves +10. I wonder who it will be?

I'm betting on Sera. Though she's probably not promiscuous, but just really vulgar.
She'd order the Snu-Snu-Special for the Inquisitor and shove them into the lion's den room.

(What do you mean I shouldn't make up headcanons over a year before Inquisition is released? Don't judge me. )

[Potato Cat]

Having the Iron Bull as DA:I's sex pest would be terrifying. Just the name makes my poor pelvis shiver.

[The Qun & the Damned]

Sylvianus wrote...

It is going to be weird though. Just imagine the sex between a Qunari and a dwarf. ( If Varic is an LI )

If Varric's as flexible as he seemed in DA2, then he could make it work. If the PC qunari is too, then get ready for some mad monkey sex, or a black out screen that implies it.

[Potato Cat]

Blackrising wrote...
I'm betting on Sera. Though she's probably not promiscuous, but just really vulgar.
She'd order the Snu-Snu-Special for the Inquisitor and shove them into the lion's den room.

(What do you mean I shouldn't make up headcanons over a year before Inquisition is released? Don't judge me. )

Have you seen the latest Sera concept art? She looks like she's so much fun to hang around with! So I'm really not judging you, I've already declared her my Elfquisitor's BFF.

[Blackrising]

Elfman wrote...

Having the Iron Bull as DA:I's sex pest would be terrifying. Just the name makes my poor pelvis shiver.

Iron Bull would ram you into the ground.

...in every sense of the word.

[Am1vf]

Blackrising, not judging you. In fact, if you ever write that fanfiction you mentioned earlier in this thread, and it's anything like your latest posts here, send me a link

Modifié par Am1_vf, 01 septembre 2013 - 07:54 .

[Twilight_Princess]

Blackrising wrote...

Elfman wrote...

Having the Iron Bull as DA:I's sex pest would be terrifying. Just the name makes my poor pelvis shiver.

Iron Bull would ram you into the ground.

...in every sense of the word.

[Daerog]

[*]Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
[*]Sten: Yes.
[*]Morrigan: I... what did you say?
[*]Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
[*]Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
[*]Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
[*]Morrigan: Nuzzle?
[*]Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
[*]Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
[*]Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
[*]Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.


I'll just leave these here. People were talking about qunari LI, so that is what the top comment was for, and this is just concept art of what is believed to be this "Sera" character..... maybe it fits to think Sera would approve?

(with Cassandra disapproving on the left)

[Blackrising]

Am1_vf wrote...

Blackrising, not judging you. In fact, if you ever write that fanfiction you mentioned earlier in this thread, and it's anything like your latest posts here, send me a link

I'll keep that in mind.

[Am1vf]

@DaerogTheDhampir, that is my laptop background since seconds after Matt Rhodes posted it :-)

Modifié par Am1_vf, 01 septembre 2013 - 07:59 .

[Potato Cat]

Am1_vf wrote...

@Blackrising, that is my laptop background since seconds after Matt Rhodes posted it :-)

Same but with my iPad. It's amazing, they managed to make me swap from Emma Caulfield and Anya backgrounds.

If Emma Caulfield voiced my Elfquisitor = THE Dream:wub::wub:

Modifié par Elfman, 01 septembre 2013 - 08:16 .

[Chari]

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

[*]Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
[*]Sten: Yes.
[*]Morrigan: I... what did you say?
[*]Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
[*]Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
[*]Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
[*]Morrigan: Nuzzle?
[*]Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
[*]Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
[*]Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
[*]Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.


I'll just leave these here. People were talking about qunari LI, so that is what the top comment was for, and this is just concept art of what is believed to be this "Sera" character..... maybe it fits to think Sera would approve?

(with Cassandra disapproving on the left)

[*]And they say qunari don't have a sense of humour It's been a while since anybody managed to troll Morrigan

[Arcling]

Best LI for my Qunari Inquisitor: None

[Blackrising]

Arcling wrote...

Best LI for my Qunari Inquisitor: None

The beauty of optional content.

On another note:

Let's say you play a female Qunari. And you romance a male elf.
...would that even work? Or would it be like throwing a hotdog in a hallway?

[Am1vf]

Blackrising wrote...

Arcling wrote...

Best LI for my Qunari Inquisitor: None

The beauty of optional content.

On another note:

Let's say you play a female Qunari. And you romance a male elf.
...would that even work? Or would it be like throwing a hotdog in a hallway?

I think the elf in that Tavern pic (Sera?) may be explaining some alternatives 

[Potato Cat]

Blackrising wrote...

Arcling wrote...

Best LI for my Qunari Inquisitor: None

The beauty of optional content.

On another note:

Let's say you play a female Qunari. And you romance a male elf.
...would that even work? Or would it be like throwing a hotdog in a hallway?

Oh how this made me laugh and blush. I'll keep my theories on Thedas' men to myself. But I think they'd feel something.....eventually.

[Eveangaline]

I just know someone will make a big ol' qunari, find whatever brothels exist in game, and find a dwarf and go "yes, this one. He looks feisty"

[Blackrising]

Am1_vf wrote...

Blackrising wrote...

Arcling wrote...

Best LI for my Qunari Inquisitor: None

The beauty of optional content.

On another note:

Let's say you play a female Qunari. And you romance a male elf.
...would that even work? Or would it be like throwing a hotdog in a hallway?

I think the elf in that Tavern pic (Sera?) may be explaining some alternatives 

And now I have a picture in my head I'm not sure I want.
God, Sera, what are you trying to explain there?

[Potato Cat]

Blackrising wrote...

Am1_vf wrote...
I think the elf in that Tavern pic (Sera?) may be explaining some alternatives 

And now I have a picture in my head I'm not sure I want.
God, Sera, what are you trying to explain there?

I'm hoping, for lack of a better word, it's just an encounter with Fenris.

[Am1vf]

Elfman wrote...

Blackrising wrote...

Am1_vf wrote...
I think the elf in that Tavern pic (Sera?) may be explaining some alternatives 

And now I have a picture in my head I'm not sure I want.
God, Sera, what are you trying to explain there?

I'm hoping, for lack of a better word, it's just an encounter with Fenris.

That doesn't discard anything 

[Blackrising]

Elfman wrote...

Blackrising wrote...

Am1_vf wrote...
I think the elf in that Tavern pic (Sera?) may be explaining some alternatives 

And now I have a picture in my head I'm not sure I want.
God, Sera, what are you trying to explain there?

I'm hoping, for lack of a better word, it's just an encounter with Fenris.

Honestly, I don't think Cass would look quite so 'FML' if Sera was talking about Fenris.

Unless...

Fenris, you dirty bastard.