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[DarkSpider88]

Warden Inquisitor wrote...

Banter between Varric and Cassandra

C: What are you looking at Varric?
V: Hmm n-nothing, just keeping eye on it.
C: Your attempts at flirting has failed, dwarf. You will not be getting a story from me.
V: I'm talking about that knife of yours, Seeker. It makes Bianca nervous.

i like this one, there has been a severe lack of Bianca references so far.

[Parmida]

*Entering a cave*

Vivienne: Ugh!.....What IS that?! *gasp* Did I just step into something!?
Cass: Vivienne, try not to fall behind.
Vivienne: If you're going to take me to these....ugh...dirty....unsanitary.....places, just tell me so I can bring spare robes! Damn it!
Varric: My only hobby lately is watching Choc-Ice losing her sh*t over her pants!....now I know why Rivaini wouldn't wear pants! Hey, can we come to these caves more? I'm starting to like it here. Maybe we could put up an entertainment business and make Choc-Ice the celebrity.
Vivienne: Don't test my temper, little man....

[draken-heart]

Blackrising wrote...

I(f your male Qunari PC is romancing Cassandra:)

Sera: "Say, Cassandra..."
Cassandra: *sigh* "Yes? What is it, Elf?"
Sera: "You've been spending an awful lot of time with the Inquisitor."
Cassandra: "We live on the road. Of course we spend time together."
Sera: "Riiight....so are the rumours true?"
Cassandra: "What rumours?"
Sera: "You know...does it match?"
Cassandra: *frustrated* "Does what match?"
Sera: "Are Qunari really as big as they look?"
Cassandra: "As big as...Maker's Breath, you did NOT just ask me that."
Sera: "You're not walking funny, so I guess it's not as impressive as I thought."
Cassandra: "Another word out of your mouth, Elf, and I swear..."

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(or, alternatively, if your Qunari PC is female:)


Sera: "Hey, Cassandra."
Cassandra: "What is it this time, Elf?"
Sera: "Have you tried it yet?"
Cassandra: "Tried what?"
Sera: "Have you done it?"
Cassandra: "You can start making sense anytime now."
Sera: "You know what I mean. Done the deed. Bumped uglies. Fed the kitty."
Cassandra: "I advise you to stop talking. Right now."
Sera: "Come on, you can tell me. Have you grabbed the bull by the horns yet?"
Cassandra: "..."
Sera: "Done a bit of bull-riding?"
Cassandra: "..."
Sera: "D-"
Cassandra: "Stop.talking.Elf."

The female Qunari one is funny. the male one is not bad.

(if Inquisitor is in a romance with Sera)

Sera: Why do you keep staring at me, Cassandra?

Cassandra: Just wondering if you two will keep it down.

Sera (male inquisitor): Something wrong with me being with him/(Female Inquisitor) Do we make you uncomfortable?

Cassandra: ...

Sera: Just checking.

Modifié par draken-heart, 02 septembre 2013 - 11:51 .

[Serpentigenae]

V: So Seeker, I get the feeling that Hawke's tale wasn't the only reason why you kept me in his/her mansion for as long as you did.
C: What do you mean?
V: Oh, quit playing the innocent and naïve farmer's daughter! I know desire when I see it.
C: What are you talking about?!
V: You're not the first one to find my chest hair attractive, you know. It's been proven time and time again that women can never resist my chest hair, I won't hold it against you if you find it... titillating.
C: Maker...
V: I must warn you though, Bianca isn't one to take competition lightly, but that's the risk all women take whenever they want to have their... thaigs plundered by my Paragon...
C: Varric, one more word and I'll stab you in the groin, and this time there won't be a book protecting it.
V: *Laughs*

[fiveforchaos]

I'm really on the fence about Cullen as a Companion, but if he is, I can imagine some banter like this happening between him and Varric:

V: Hey Blo...Cullen!
C: What was that?
V: What was what?
C: That "Blo" sound you made before saying my name.
V: Oh that, that was nothing, just a sneeze.
C: That was your nickname for me, wasn't it? You've given one to everyone else.
V: I told you, it was just a sneeze.
C: You can tell me what it is you know. You don't need to worry about offending me, I can take a joke.
V: No really, I swear it was just a sneeze.
C: You're going to make me guess then? Fine. Let's see, what word starts "Blo"? Block, blob, blot... Oh wait I think I have it! Is it Blond...
V: Blossom!
C: Huh?
V: You're nickname, it's Blossom.
C: ...Blossom?
V: Yeah, I think Blossom's perfect for you. Blossoms symbolize strength and manliness after all.
C: Do they really?
V: Of course they do! Trust me on this one, I'm a storyteller, symbolism's what I do for a living.
C: If you say so...Blossom it is then. I will confess though, it's not exactly what I was expecting. For a second there I was certain you'd gone with Blondie, you know... because of my hair...
V: (nervous laughter) Shows what you know about nicknames, who'd ever nickname someone after their hair? That'd be ridiculous!

Varric then proceeds to refer to Cullen as "Blossom" for the rest of the game.

Modifié par fiveforchaos, 03 septembre 2013 - 12:18 .

[fiveforchaos]

Serpentigenae wrote...

V: So Seeker, I get the feeling that Hawke's tale wasn't the only reason why you kept me in his/her mansion for as long as you did.
C: What do you mean?
V: Oh, quit playing the innocent and naïve farmer's daughter! I know desire when I see it.
C: What are you talking about?!
V: You're not the first one to find my chest hair attractive, you know. It's been proven time and time again that women can never resist my chest hair, I won't hold it against you if you find it... titillating.
C: Maker...
V: I must warn you though, Bianca isn't one to take competition lightly, but that's the risk all women take whenever they want to have their... thaigs plundered by my Paragon...
C: Varric, one more word and I'll stab you in the groin, and this time there won't be a book protecting it.
V: *Laughs*

Pure Gold. I'm so happy we have confirmation of a new upstanding female soldier for Varric to troll (and bond with), his banters with Aveline were some of my favorite in the game.

Parmida wrote...

*Entering a cave*

Vivienne: Ugh!.....What IS that?! *gasp* Did I just step into something!?
Cass: Vivienne, try not to fall behind.
Vivienne: If you're going to take me to these....ugh...dirty....unsanitary.....places, just tell me so I can bring spare robes! Damn it!
Varric: My only hobby lately is watching Choc-Ice losing her sh*t over her pants!....now I know why Rivaini wouldn't wear pants! Hey, can we come to these caves more? I'm starting to like it here. Maybe we could put up an entertainment business and make Choc-Ice the celebrity.
Vivienne: Don't test my temper, little man....

All this fake banter with Viv is making me like her even more. I love the spoiled but ultimately good hearted characters, they often get some of the most interesting/fun development. 

Modifié par fiveforchaos, 03 septembre 2013 - 12:24 .

[Bayonet Hipshot]

Interesting that there is no catfight banter yet...I mean we had lots of catfight banters over the PC in both DA games (Morrigan vs Leliana, Morrigan vs Zevran, Leliana vs Alistair, Leliana vs Zevran, Fenris vs Anders)

If Cassandra and Vivienne are romancable..First thing to do is to get both of the into a catfight...The hilarious banter will be worth it...

[Merengues 1945]

H. Birdman wrote...

Varric: Sure is nice to get out in the open air and see the countryside.
Inquisitor: You didn't like Kirkwall?
Varric: Nah, too claustrophobic. It was like the same five places over and over again. Even the caves seemed the same.

Nice one.

I have one... (Human Male Mage Inquisitor)

Varric: So, Cass, would you like to contribute with a story for my brand new book; Hard in Hightown 3: Hard with a vengeance?
Cassandra: As in the first ten times. I'll again say no.
Varric: Come on, I've seen the tension between the redhead seeker and you. My chesthair sense a naughty tale in there.
Inquisitor: Varric, stop pestering Cassandra!
Varric: Come on, dude! I'm sure you also want to know as a  fan. I've seen the tome in your bag. I've heard your favorite chapter is the one of the  foursome between The Warden, The sneaky elf, The Redhead seeker and my dear Isabella.
Inquisitor: You stop now, dwarf! Or I'll cut you to pieces.
Varric: How much violence! I think that's the reason there wasn't a followup of that thingy between you and that qunari chick.
Cassandra: Oh, I sense a good story there.
Varric: A very good one, involves an apostitute, a qunari, a bit of blood magic, a lot of arling your Eamon and satisfying the demand of some qun.
Cassandra: Oh! Go on, I'll hold him if he tries to shut you up.

[DarthLaxian]

Get fired up wrote...

With all the new info Bioware have shared with us, we now know three of our future companions, aswell as the possible race/ class combinations our very own inquisitor can be. In this thread we'll jokingly (or seriously) try and come up with interesting and funny party banter that could possibly happen between the inquisitor and his/her companions, or between two or more companions!

I'll start:
(Between a qunari inquisitor and Varric)
V: So inquisitor, did I ever tell you that I was there when Hawke faced your Arishok in trial by combat and killed him?
I: He's not "my" Arishok, Varric. I don't follow the Qun, remember?
V: Fair enough. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time when Hawke and I teamed up with a qunari assassin to retrieve a list containing information about every qunari sleeper agent stationed in Thedas?
I: Are you trying to tell me something, Varric?
V: Nope, nothing at all.

hm...while i like the idea, that the PC takes part in party-banter, i hate the idea as well, as it involves AUTO-DIALOGUE (which i hate with a passion - if i don't decide what the PC says, then it's not my character IMHO)

greetings LAX

[Navasha]

Varric: You know, you really do remind me of someone when you stare into that mirror all the time.
Vivienne: Oh really? and just who would that be?
Varric: Daisy.. Boy, do I miss her! She was the sweetest most innocent little thing.
Vivienne: And I remind you of this girl? I don't know what to say Varric, I am touched.
Varric: Well, don't be... She was a blood mage. But a very nice bloodmage... wouldn't hurt a fly.
Vivienne: A blood mage!?
Varric: Like I said, she was sweet, so no the mirror reminded me of her, not you.

[Petiertje]

Suprez30 wrote...

Varric : So are we going to hunt some mighty dragon today my famous Qunari friend !
Inquisitor : No
Varric : What about us drinking all night long  and telling you about some of my epic quest with the champion !
Inquisitor : No
Varric : What about you ?
Iron Bull : No

:DThis one has to be in the game.

[MadParrot]

Varric walks past someone who seems to be talking to himself.

Varric: You know Shady, I'd appreciate it if you also made yourself visible to those you aren't talking to. Hearing people seemingly talk to themselves is really starting to spook me out.
Cole: I prefer private conversation.
Varric: That 'disembodied voice' -schtick isn't helping either!

Modifié par Madparrott, 03 septembre 2013 - 01:26 .

[Petiertje]

Varric: Hey, you still owe me that book you know?
Cassandra: what?
V: The one you stabbed when you dragged me in to that cosy little room back in Kirkwall.
C: Oh, shut up.
V: And a map.
C: Varric!
V: And some other bookB)
C: Since you are a walking book, I think I will proceed with my habit of stabbing them
V: okay, okay I'll stop talking... *murmers*I think I'll need to wear some cover next time

[azarhal]

Warden Inquisitor wrote...

Banter between Varric and Cassandra

C: What are you looking at Varric?
V: Hmm n-nothing, just keeping eye on it.
C: Your attempts at flirting has failed, dwarf. You will not be getting a story from me.
V: I'm talking about that knife of yours, Seeker. It makes Bianca nervous.

Navasha wrote...

Varric: You know, you really do remind me of someone when you stare into that mirror all the time.
Vivienne: Oh really? and just who would that be?
Varric: Daisy.. Boy, do I miss her! She was the sweetest most innocent little thing.
Vivienne: And I remind you of this girl? I don't know what to say Varric, I am touched.
Varric: Well, don't be... She was a blood mage. But a very nice bloodmage... wouldn't hurt a fly.
Vivienne: A blood mage!?
Varric: Like I said, she was sweet, so no the mirror reminded me of her, not you.

I like these two.

[cjones91]

This one will be about my future elven mage Inquisitor.

Sera:So....do you find Dalia attractive?
Cullen:What do you mean?She's not my type.
S:I think she looks gorgeous!That red hair really compliments her fire magic.
C:I knew a red haired mage once....she was a blood mage but never used blood magic all that much,she was also a elf.
S:Ooh...did you love her?
C:....I don't want to talk about it.
S:You did love her!I can't wait to tell Dalia about this!
C:Please don't.

[TCBC_Freak]

Cullen: Seeker.
Cass: Templar.
Varric: Dwarf!!
Cullen and Cass:
Varric: Oh, I thought we were just listing the labels people often give us, carry on.
Cass: There are many differences between Seekers and Templar.
Varric: Name one.
Cullen: Well, we Templar have...... and the Seekers are.... you know....
Varric: We're going to be here a while aren't we?

[Music]

*chuckles* These are great. Let me take a crack at a Cullen/Vivienne/Varrric/FemInquisitor one.

Vivienne: So the dwarf tells me you hate mages.
Cullen: What? I-I do not. I simply believe they should be better educated on the dangers they possess.
Vivienne: Really? Then why was it he told me you believe your Templars superior to mages.
Varric: Nah nah you've got it all wrong. He said, and I quote "Mages are not people like you and I"
Cullen: Oh Maker, that was years ago. Let it go dwarf!
Varric: What? I'm not the one that pissed the Champion of Kirkwall off with his views.
Inquisitor: Oh? Do go on.
Cullen: I-Its not what it looks like, th-the situation was different in Kirkwall and I-
Vivienne: What you see in him, I will never know.
Varric: I think its his cute dimples and gentle eyes.
Cullen: Shut up dwarf.
Inquisitor: *chuckles*


*shrug* All I got XD.

[draken-heart]

The Sin wrote...

Interesting that there is no catfight banter yet...I mean we had lots of catfight banters over the PC in both DA games (Morrigan vs Leliana, Morrigan vs Zevran, Leliana vs Alistair, Leliana vs Zevran, Fenris vs Anders)

If Cassandra and Vivienne are romancable..First thing to do is to get both of the into a catfight...The hilarious banter will be worth it...

I see what I can do:

Cassandra: Filthy thieving mage.

Vivienne: Excuse me?

C: You and him.

V: I still don't get what you mean.

C: HE IS MINE!

V: HE IS MINE!

C: NO, MINE!

V: DO YOU WANT A FIREBALL TO YOUR FACE?!

Varric: Ladies, calm down.

[Bayonet Hipshot]

draken-heart wrote...

The Sin wrote...

Interesting that there is no catfight banter yet...I mean we had lots of catfight banters over the PC in both DA games (Morrigan vs Leliana, Morrigan vs Zevran, Leliana vs Alistair, Leliana vs Zevran, Fenris vs Anders)

If Cassandra and Vivienne are romancable..First thing to do is to get both of the into a catfight...The hilarious banter will be worth it...

I see what I can do:

Cassandra: Filthy thieving mage.

Vivienne: Excuse me?

C: You and him.

V: I still don't get what you mean.

C: HE IS MINE!

V: HE IS MINE!

C: NO, MINE!

V: DO YOU WANT A FIREBALL TO YOUR FACE?!

Varric: Ladies, calm down.

Nice one..Alternatively

Varric : Ladies, calm down. I am sure the Inquisitor would not mind sharing. After all it could make for a good story...

Cassandra : Dear maker....

Vivienne : ............

Varric : Well, Lord Seeker here owes me a book and a map..and Choco-Ice here owes me plenty of Gold for that fancy robes she bought...So a good story would balance it out...

Modifié par The Sin, 03 septembre 2013 - 03:58 .

[draken-heart]

The Sin wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

The Sin wrote...

Interesting that there is no catfight banter yet...I mean we had lots of catfight banters over the PC in both DA games (Morrigan vs Leliana, Morrigan vs Zevran, Leliana vs Alistair, Leliana vs Zevran, Fenris vs Anders)

If Cassandra and Vivienne are romancable..First thing to do is to get both of the into a catfight...The hilarious banter will be worth it...

I see what I can do:

Cassandra: Filthy thieving mage.

Vivienne: Excuse me?

C: You and him.

V: I still don't get what you mean.

C: HE IS MINE!

V: HE IS MINE!

C: NO, MINE!

V: DO YOU WANT A FIREBALL TO YOUR FACE?!

Varric: Ladies, calm down.

Nice one..Alternatively

Varric : Ladies, calm down. I am sure the Inquisitor would not mind sharing. After all it could make for a good story...

Cassandra : Dear maker....

Vivienne : ............

Varric : Well, Lord Seeker here owes me a book and a map..and Choco-Ice here owes me plenty of Gold for that fancy robes she bought...So a good story would balance it out...

I bow to you, good ser.

[ISpeakTheTruth]

(As a Qunari Inquisitor)

Varric: Hey Inquisitor did you hear about the attack on that bakery shop last night?
Inquisitor: No.
Varric: Yeah they said someone broke into the shop, but here's the weird thing they didn't take the money all they seemed to take were five pounds of cookies.
Inquisitor: W-well I can't be concerned with such petty issues the world is falling apart.
Varric: And the authorities think there were two robbers at the scene, don't you think we should work try and figure out who did this.
Iron Bull: (sounds like he's talking food in his mouth) No!
Varric: But?
Inquisitor: (mouth filled with cookies) We said no!

[Bayonet Hipshot]

ISpeakTheTruth wrote...

(As a Qunari Inquisitor)

Varric: Hey Inquisitor did you hear about the attack on that bakery shop last night?
Inquisitor: No.
Varric: Yeah they said someone broke into the shop, but here's the weird thing they didn't take the money all they seemed to take were five pounds of cookies.
Inquisitor: W-well I can't be concerned with such petty issues the world is falling apart.
Varric: And the authorities think there were two robbers at the scene, don't you think we should work try and figure out who did this.
Iron Bull: (sounds like he's talking food in his mouth) No!
Varric: But?
Inquisitor: (mouth filled with cookies) We said no!

That is a damn good one....

[Bionuts]

(female qunari inquisitor)

Varric: I was sneaking in the bushes to take a ****** and heard some rumbling.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: I was sneaking in the bushes to take a ****** and heard some rumbling. It was a ghost.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: The ghost was talking really loud. Shouting gibberish over and over.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: I managed to sneak a peak at the ghost.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: I said I managed to sneak a peak at the ghost. But there was more than one ghost. And they kept shouting gibberish over and over.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: I included this in my journal with extensive details.
Inquisitor: *punches Varric*
Inquisitor: Cassandra take the journal and burn it.

[Zeta42]

H. Birdman wrote...

Varric: Sure is nice to get out in the open air and see the countryside.
Inquisitor: You didn't like Kirkwall?
Varric: Nah, too claustrophobic. It was like the same five places over and over again. Even the caves seemed the same.

I read it in Varric's voice.

[draken-heart]

Bionuts wrote...

(female qunari inquisitor)

Varric: I was sneaking in the bushes to take a ****** and heard some rumbling.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: I was sneaking in the bushes to take a ****** and heard some rumbling. It was a ghost.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: The ghost was talking really loud. Shouting gibberish over and over.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: I managed to sneak a peak at the ghost.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: I said I managed to sneak a peak at the ghost. But there was more than one ghost. And they kept shouting gibberish over and over.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: I included this in my journal with extensive details.
Inquisitor: *punches Varric*
Inquisitor: Cassandra take the journal and burn it.

Cassandra: What?