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[FenrirBlackDragon]

Aolbain wrote...

Zazzerka wrote...

QunQuizzy

Qunquisitor

Am I going to have to endure this for the next year?

Yes. Imagine the glory

I've even come up with names for my Inquisitor's already! But QunQuistor is an awesomely hilarious nickname.

[Sir George Parr]

 Inquisitor: How you doin!
 Mailbox:

Modifié par XM-417, 03 septembre 2013 - 06:36 .

[Hippiethecat124]

I was thinking of one with Varric in a romance, and this is my favorite I've come up with.

Sera: So, Varric.... you and the Inquisitor?
Varric: What about it, Buttercup?
Sera: Doesn't Bianca get jealous? I thought she was the only one who got to enjoy the Wonders of Thedas.
Varric: Oh, don't get me wrong. Bianca's a territorial girl, but she and the boss have worked it out.
Sera: Oh?
Varric: Yes, indeed. There was hot oil, and candlelight and loss of polishing... But that's a story for another time.
Sera: Aww!
Varric: Sorry, Buttercup. You don't get all the dirty details. Not yet, anyway....

[Iron Star]

Hippiethecat124 wrote...

I was thinking of one with Varric in a romance, and this is my favorite I've come up with.

Sera: So, Varric.... you and the Inquisitor?
Varric: What about it, Buttercup?
Sera: Doesn't Bianca get jealous? I thought she was the only one who got to enjoy the Wonders of Thedas.
Varric: Oh, don't get me wrong. Bianca's a territorial girl, but she and the boss have worked it out.
Sera: Oh?
Varric: Yes, indeed. There was hot oil, and candlelight and loss of polishing... But that's a story for another time.
Sera: Aww!
Varric: Sorry, Buttercup. You don't get all the dirty details. Not yet, anyway....

I don't know if I'm comfortable with the idea of a Varric romance. I'll have to give it some time to sink in if it's true...

[Hippiethecat124]

I know Varricmance is a hot-button issue, and it probably won't come to be in this game, considering what Lady Mary Kirby has said about Bianca, but it's fun to play with the thought. =)

[Tarek]

AelixVII wrote...

Tarek wrote...

sorry all i can come up with are sexual ones :<

I'm not seeing the problem here...

XD

ok 

male LI: wow is that a claymore you got there or are u happy to see me
Male inquistor: its not a claymore

ok bioware don't hire me for dialog 

[Tarek]

Get fired up wrote...

I made this thread last night, and after 40 minutes it was on page 3 with only one reply. I check in on BSN today and this is on the front page. Thank you all people, you've made my day.

i was ur one reply :innocent:

[Iron Star]

Tarek wrote...

Get fired up wrote...

I made this thread last night, and after 40 minutes it was on page 3 with only one reply. I check in on BSN today and this is on the front page. Thank you all people, you've made my day.

i was ur one reply :innocent:

[PillarBiter]

Sten: "Inquisitor."
Inquisitor: "Sten."

[Tarek]

MrCry0 wrote...

Sten: "Inquisitor."
Inquisitor: "Sten."

I see what u did there 

[FenrirBlackDragon]

FenrirBlackDragon wrote...

Inquisitor: Varric?
Varric: Something on your mind, Inquisitor?
Inquisitor: Did you grow up underground? In Orzammar or Kal'sharok? (Can't remember how to spell it.)
Varric: My family was from Orzammar, but they were exiled to the surface. I was born topside. As I have told others before you, sunshine suits me just fine.
Inquisitor: Have you ever visited there before?
Varric: Not really a place for someone like myself. I misplaced my dwarven pride and my noble caste pin. 
Inquisitor: ...I see...
Varric: What about you?
Inquisitor: I've grown up on the surface all of my life. I've never been there. I was hoping maybe you had...and perhaps you could tell me about it.
Varric: I may not have been there, but take my advice when I say you probably wouldn't like it there.
Inquisitor: Oh?
Varric: Knowing a nice girl like you? The in-fighting and the caste system would get real old, real fast. Besides, I think you might be better suited to the sunshine yourself.
Inquisitor: Varric... *laughs*

I thought of an alternate piece of dialogue where Varric and the Dwarf Inquisitor are in a more negative relationship and the Inquisitor has made more selfish choices.

Inquisitor: Varric?
Varric: Yes, Inquisitor?
Inquisitor: Did you grow up underground? In Orzammar or Kal'sharok? (Can't remember how to spell it.)
Varric: My family was from Orzammar, but they were exiled to the surface. I was born topside. As I have told others before you, sunshine suits me just fine.
Inquisitor: Have you ever visited there before?
Varric: Not really a place for someone like myself. I misplaced my dwarven pride and my noble caste pin. 
Inquisitor: ...I see...I think...
Varric: What about you?
Inquisitor: I've grown up on the surface all of my life. I've never been there. I was hoping maybe you had...and perhaps you could tell me about it.
Varric: Well, you've got the vanity and self-centeredness down. I'd say you'd fit right in.
Inquisitor: Varric... *shakes head*

Modifié par FenrirBlackDragon, 03 septembre 2013 - 06:59 .

[PillarBiter]

Tarek wrote...

MrCry0 wrote...

Sten: "Inquisitor."
Inquisitor: "Sten."

I see what u did there 

Also:

Sten: "Inquisitor."
Inquisitor: "Sten."
Varric: "Wrex."
Inquisitor: "What was that about?"
Varric: "I... I don't know. It just came to me."

[Bionuts]

Sten: Inquisitor
Inquisitor: Sten
Sten: Inquisitor
Inquisitor: Sten
Shepard: Wrex
Wrex: Shepard

Inquisitor: Dafuq?

*breaks in room*

Kool-Aid man: Oh YEAH!

[BluuDuck]

Bionuts wrote...

Sten: Inquisitor
Inquisitor: Sten
Sten: Inquisitor
Inquisitor: Sten
Shepard: Wrex
Wrex: Shepard

Inquisitor: Dafuq?

*breaks in room*

Kool-Aid man: Oh YEAH!

Well done, now I can't stop laughing and everyone's looking.... 

Modifié par BluuDuck, 03 septembre 2013 - 07:44 .

[FenrirBlackDragon]

Must not fall off my chair from laughter...

Modifié par FenrirBlackDragon, 03 septembre 2013 - 08:23 .

[DarkKnightHolmes]

Cassandra: This Cullen fellow seems strange. I suggest we interrogate him.

Varric: Oh, are you gonna get your buddies to drag him into a cold dark room and then slam a book in his face and then finally force him to tell you a story?

Cassandra: Damn it, Dwarf, it was an misunderstanding for the last time! Stop reminding me about it.

Varric: Now where's the fun in that?

Modifié par DarkKnightHolmes, 03 septembre 2013 - 08:32 .

[Sejborg]

Varric: I'm a fat dwarf. Look at my chest hair.

Vivienne: Lolnope

Varric: I'm a stupid dwarf and this is my crossbow Bianca. There are many like it but this one is mine.

Vivienne: Don't care.

Varric: I once told a stupid story and Cassandra believed every bit of it.

Cassandra: I'm an idiot with a manly face.

[Fishy]

Inquisitor : Guard . Please let us pass.
Lady : Can't .
Varric : Let me deal with this.
Inquisitor : Okay
Varric : Miss . Let us pass.
Lady : Suuure. You shall pass.

10 minutes laters

Cassandra : How ?
Varric : Are you asking something sweetpea ?
Cassandra : Yes .. How ? Magery ? Some sort of trickery ..
Varric : I Unbutonned my...
Vivienne : Stop RIGHT HERE.
Varric : It's nothing like that. It's my...
Vivienne : LALALALAA
Varric chuckle

Modifié par Suprez30, 03 septembre 2013 - 08:41 .

[Parmida]

LOL! I guess that's just Varric being Varric!

[dragonflight288]

Dwarf Warrior Inquisitor.

Varric: Any relation to the hero of Ferelden?
Inquisitor: Maybe.
Varric: Really? You don't know? I thought all dwarves tracked their lineage backwards and forewards to determine whose the most honorable.
Inquisitor: And you don't?
Varric: Me? I was born topside. Ask those snobs in Orzammar and I don't count. Besides, there's always Bianca.
Inquisitor: I'm sure that will settle any arguments.
Varric: She likes to say hello.

[Xhon12]

Sejborg wrote...

Varric: I'm a fat dwarf. Look at my chest hair.

Vivienne: Lolnope

Varric: I'm a stupid dwarf and this is my crossbow Bianca. There are many like it but this one is mine.

Vivienne: Don't care.

Varric: I once told a stupid story and Cassandra believed every bit of it.

Cassandra: I'm an idiot with a manly face.

I laughed to this more than I should, even when I love these characters. Mixed feelings right now 

[Parmida]

QunQuizzy: Sooo no one wants to talk about weird stuff?

Varric: No.

QunQuizzy: Not even my "Cookie Fetish"? You insisted to know....

Varric: No.

QunQuizzy: What about you Vivienne?

Vivienne: No.

QunQuizzy: Orlesian fashion?

Vivienne: No.

QunQuizzy: Huh....you're hiding something....

Varric:No.

QunQuizzy: OKAY! Do what you want! *mumbles stuff*.

Varric: *laughs* Gotcha! now I know why you Qunari like to answer with "No.". Maker, You should have seen your face! I'm going to try that on the Seeker this time at the risk of having my groin stabbed.

QunQuizzy: I hate you.

Vivienne: *giggles*.

Modifié par Parmida, 03 septembre 2013 - 09:28 .

[Grog Muffins]

If Iron Bull turns out to be a companion, I'd love to try and build a sort of big brother-little sister dynamic.

QunQuisitor: You were once Qunari, correct?
Iron Bull: Not a part of my life I remember fondly but yes, I was.
QunQuisitor: The only things I know about the Qun come from my parents and the villagers were I grew up and they aren’t what I would call the most unbiased and correct source of information.
Iron Bull: *snorts* I’m sure I can’t imagine why.
QunQuisitor: I was wondering, would you tell me about the Qun and the Qunari society and culture?
Iron Bull: No.
QunQuisitor: (waits) Care to elaborate on that answer?
Iron Bull: No.
QunQuisitor: Why?
Iron Bull: Parshaara. 

-Later-

QunQuisitor: Changed your mind?
Iron Bull: About what? Challenging every kid in this town to a duel for all the cookies in their homes?
QunQuisitor: Um, you should probably do that, too, they’ll run screaming the moment they see you coming up on them and then we’ll have an angry mob after us with pitchforks.
Iron Bull: Heh heh heh, let ‘em try.
QunQuisitor: What I was referring to, though, was whether you had changed your mind about telling me about the Qun and Qunari society and culture.
Iron Bull: Why do you pester me, woman? Leave me be!
QunQuisitor: I’m just curious. I know nothing of where I come from.
Iron Bull: Believe me, sometimes it’s better to remain an ignorant imekari. You come from your parents, whatever their race. There are far worse places to grow up in than villages where you are feared because you look a certain way but, at some point, you are still given the chance to prove yourself.
QunQuisitor: Was it really that bad?
Iron Bull: Parshaara, I tire of this. Where is the tavern?

-Later-

QunQuisitor: I apologize for prodding you.
Iron Bull: There is nothing to be forgiven.
QunQuisitor: What does “parshaara” and “imekari” mean, though?
Iron Bull: *glares*
QunQuisitor: If you’re going to use words I don’t understand when you speak to me, I might as well ask what they mean.
Iron Bull: *sighs* Very well. But I stop at words.
QunQuisitor: Only words it is, then.

EDIT: Never knew copy/pasting from Word fraks up posts like that. Guess I won't be doing that again.

Modifié par Destiny_1989, 03 septembre 2013 - 09:34 .

[Thomas Andresen]

Warden Inquisitor wrote...

Banter between Varric and Cassandra

C: What are you looking at Varric?
V: Hmm n-nothing, just keeping eye on it.
C: Your attempts at flirting has failed, dwarf. You will not be getting a story from me.
V: I'm talking about that knife of yours, Seeker. It makes Bianca nervous.

Varric don't stutter.