(Between Varric and Cole)
Varric: So, eh, Ghostie. If someone can't see you, and you pick up a flagon of ale and drink it in front of them, will that ale just fall straight to the floor and make a puddle?
Cole: I'm not sure... I can eat food.
Varric: When you were holed up in the white spire, did any of the mages get suspicious when they saw objects hovering mysteriously in the air? As if a ghost was carrying them?
Cole: I... I don't think so. Everything I touch disappears.
Varric: Hey Inquisitor! I think we've found a new solution for the Keep's garbage disposal problem!
Make up your own party banter!
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#102
Posté 03 septembre 2013 - 09:46
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Destiny_1989 wrote...
If Iron Bull turns out to be a companion, I'd love to try and build a sort of big brother-little sister dynamic.
QunQuisitor: You were once Qunari, correct?
Iron Bull: Not a part of my life I remember fondly but yes, I was.
QunQuisitor: The only things I know about the Qun come from my parents and the villagers were I grew up and they aren’t what I would call the most unbiased and correct source of information.
Iron Bull: *snorts* I’m sure I can’t imagine why.
QunQuisitor: I was wondering, would you tell me about the Qun and the Qunari society and culture?
Iron Bull: No.
QunQuisitor: (waits) Care to elaborate on that answer?
Iron Bull: No.
QunQuisitor: Why?
Iron Bull: Parshaara.
I don't know why, but at that conversation-ending "parshaara", I just burst out laughing. Brilliant.
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#103
Posté 03 septembre 2013 - 11:06
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Cheese Time wrote...
(Between Varric and Cole)
Varric: So, eh, Ghostie. If someone can't see you, and you pick up a flagon of ale and drink it in front of them, will that ale just fall straight to the floor and make a puddle?
Cole: I'm not sure... I can eat food.
Varric: When you were holed up in the white spire, did any of the mages get suspicious when they saw objects hovering mysteriously in the air? As if a ghost was carrying them?
Cole: I... I don't think so. Everything I touch disappears.
Varric: Hey Inquisitor! I think we've found a new solution for the Keep's garbage disposal problem!
Love it.
#104
Posté 03 septembre 2013 - 11:55
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dragonflight288 wrote...
Cheese Time wrote...
(Between Varric and Cole)
Varric: So, eh, Ghostie. If someone can't see you, and you pick up a flagon of ale and drink it in front of them, will that ale just fall straight to the floor and make a puddle?
Cole: I'm not sure... I can eat food.
Varric: When you were holed up in the white spire, did any of the mages get suspicious when they saw objects hovering mysteriously in the air? As if a ghost was carrying them?
Cole: I... I don't think so. Everything I touch disappears.
Varric: Hey Inquisitor! I think we've found a new solution for the Keep's garbage disposal problem!
Love it.
LOL
#105
Posté 04 septembre 2013 - 02:13
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The Western Approach
Cassandra: It's been three days, are we going to attack the keep or not?
Varric: sips drink We're already attacking the keep. The Inquisitor and I snuck in and poisoned their well remember?
Inquisitor: looks up from card game Siege tactics.
Cassandra: So we're just going to sit here until carrion birds start circling the towers?
Inquisitor: Or until our forces show up with siege equipment. Whichever comes first.
Varric: If you're in that much of a hurry Seeker, you could always knock on the door and see if the Venatori want to play.
Cassandra: It's been three days, are we going to attack the keep or not?
Varric: sips drink We're already attacking the keep. The Inquisitor and I snuck in and poisoned their well remember?
Inquisitor: looks up from card game Siege tactics.
Cassandra: So we're just going to sit here until carrion birds start circling the towers?
Inquisitor: Or until our forces show up with siege equipment. Whichever comes first.
Varric: If you're in that much of a hurry Seeker, you could always knock on the door and see if the Venatori want to play.
#106
Posté 04 septembre 2013 - 02:31
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I love all of you right now, did I mention that?
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#107
Posté 04 septembre 2013 - 03:16
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Between Cullen and the Iron Bull (if the Qunquisitor is not involved).
Iron Bull: Bas. Avert your gaze. I am no animal to be studied.
Cullen: I'm sorry. I've never been this close to a Qunari without it trying to lop my head off.
Iron Bull: Likewise, I have not been near a Basvaard without threat of violence. That does not mean I feel obliged to ogle it.
Cullen: You know, we're not so different, you and I. We both left our people to become something greater.
Iron Bull: No. I did not leave my people to become greater.
Cullen: What did you leave for, then?
Iron Bull: I left to be.
Cullen: I'm not sure I understand.
Iron Bull: How could you? You were born and taught to have purpose. I was not. I had to find it myself, away from the Qun and those who thought to rob me of it. Venak hol, be silent. I tire of this banter.
Iron Bull: Bas. Avert your gaze. I am no animal to be studied.
Cullen: I'm sorry. I've never been this close to a Qunari without it trying to lop my head off.
Iron Bull: Likewise, I have not been near a Basvaard without threat of violence. That does not mean I feel obliged to ogle it.
Cullen: You know, we're not so different, you and I. We both left our people to become something greater.
Iron Bull: No. I did not leave my people to become greater.
Cullen: What did you leave for, then?
Iron Bull: I left to be.
Cullen: I'm not sure I understand.
Iron Bull: How could you? You were born and taught to have purpose. I was not. I had to find it myself, away from the Qun and those who thought to rob me of it. Venak hol, be silent. I tire of this banter.
#108
Posté 04 septembre 2013 - 04:49
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Between Cassandra, Varric, and the Inquisitor- after a quest in which the Inquisitor was imprisoned and tortured, but later rescued by the party. This is dialogue assuming Cassandra and the Inquisitor have become friends.
Cassandra: Are you alright, Inquisitor?
Inquisitor: I... I'm alright.
Cassandra: Anyone else with a weaker will may have been broken by what you went through.
Inquisitor: I can't afford to become broken. That is too much that depends on me.
Cassandra: Your inner strength is admirable. But be aware that you have allies to call upon if you should need them.
Varric: I think what Seeker here is trying to say is that we've got your back.
Inquisitor: Thank you. I will keep that in mind.
(breif pause)
Inquistor: And... thank you for coming to my rescue... if you and the others hadn't come for me...
Perhaps I would indeed be broken.
Cassandra: Are you alright, Inquisitor?
Inquisitor: I... I'm alright.
Cassandra: Anyone else with a weaker will may have been broken by what you went through.
Inquisitor: I can't afford to become broken. That is too much that depends on me.
Cassandra: Your inner strength is admirable. But be aware that you have allies to call upon if you should need them.
Varric: I think what Seeker here is trying to say is that we've got your back.
Inquisitor: Thank you. I will keep that in mind.
(breif pause)
Inquistor: And... thank you for coming to my rescue... if you and the others hadn't come for me...
Perhaps I would indeed be broken.
#109
Posté 04 septembre 2013 - 05:40
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Dr. Doctor wrote...
The Western Approach
Cassandra: It's been three days, are we going to attack the keep or not?
Varric: sips drink We're already attacking the keep. The Inquisitor and I snuck in and poisoned their well remember?
Inquisitor: looks up from card game Siege tactics.
Cassandra: So we're just going to sit here until carrion birds start circling the towers?
Inquisitor: Or until our forces show up with siege equipment. Whichever comes first.
Varric: If you're in that much of a hurry Seeker, you could always knock on the door and see if the Venatori want to play.
Alternatively ,
Varric :- If you're in that much of a hurry Seeker, you could always knock the door off and try to stab the Venatori in their groins...
#110
Posté 04 septembre 2013 - 05:22
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I just want a dwarf to ask my qunari "feel like making medium sized babies?"
#111
Posté 04 septembre 2013 - 07:17
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This is set after the red lyrium golem/profane fight.
Inq: Good job everyone...Varric: Er ..Vivienne..(winces) I think I need a rescue here.Viv: You may address me as First Enchanter.Varric: (groans) Right, First Enchanter, right, hang in there Inquisitor ! I'll get you out of here.
Cass: I believed healing would not be a problem...
Viv: You know what, you have to do dwarf. Hand it over.
Varric:Fine, you win, the unfinished work of Crispy in Crestwood.
Viv: Thank you dear. (florishes staff)
Inq.:Phew..
Cass: That was close..
Varric: This isn't going so well...I thought you'd go all "Muahaha" at some point. Just not now.
Viv: A poultice should do it. I have to conserve my energy. (the party moves off)
Inq:We don't have any, sorry varric.
Varric: Then it's lucky I still got Crisis in Crestwood - The Return.
Inq: Good job everyone...Varric: Er ..Vivienne..(winces) I think I need a rescue here.Viv: You may address me as First Enchanter.Varric: (groans) Right, First Enchanter, right, hang in there Inquisitor ! I'll get you out of here.
Cass: I believed healing would not be a problem...
Viv: You know what, you have to do dwarf. Hand it over.
Varric:Fine, you win, the unfinished work of Crispy in Crestwood.
Viv: Thank you dear. (florishes staff)
Inq.:Phew..
Cass: That was close..
Varric: This isn't going so well...I thought you'd go all "Muahaha" at some point. Just not now.
Viv: A poultice should do it. I have to conserve my energy. (the party moves off)
Inq:We don't have any, sorry varric.
Varric: Then it's lucky I still got Crisis in Crestwood - The Return.
#112
Posté 04 septembre 2013 - 07:33
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Inquisitor: I thought all dwarves had beards.
Varric: Not this again.
Inquisitor: What?
Varric: I shaved it off after I lost a bet with Hawke's Mabari.
Inquisitor: Really?
Varric: No, not really. But I did loose a game of cards to Hawke's Mabari. You know how sad it is to loose 5 gold coins to a dog? <Sighs> I have a feeling Isabella taught that dog how to cheat.
Varric: Not this again.
Inquisitor: What?
Varric: I shaved it off after I lost a bet with Hawke's Mabari.
Inquisitor: Really?
Varric: No, not really. But I did loose a game of cards to Hawke's Mabari. You know how sad it is to loose 5 gold coins to a dog? <Sighs> I have a feeling Isabella taught that dog how to cheat.
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#113
Posté 04 septembre 2013 - 07:49
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Leliana: Varric.
Varric: Yes, doll?
L: I've heard you tell stories?
V: You wound me, milady. I don't tell stories, I live them. The awesome penmanship is but a hobby that flows from the force of nature that is the inquisitor.
L: I love stories. I'm a bard, you know. Tell me one of the hawke.
V: A, but doll, I never hand them out freely. How about one in return?
L: It would be my pleasure.
V: You work with cassandra, yes?
L: We know each other, that much is true.
V: And you're her boss, right?
L: Well, I hand out her missions, anyhow.
V: And you spent many nights camping together, under the beauty of the stars and the full moon?
L: The undercover missions we've done together usually took several months, yes.
V: You must've felt lonely without the warden there.
Cassandra: Dwarf! This ends right now!
V: Oh Cass, too late, I'm already penning this down.
*The thud of a knife in a booklet*
V: Books don't stand a chance when they're near you, do they?
Varric: Yes, doll?
L: I've heard you tell stories?
V: You wound me, milady. I don't tell stories, I live them. The awesome penmanship is but a hobby that flows from the force of nature that is the inquisitor.
L: I love stories. I'm a bard, you know. Tell me one of the hawke.
V: A, but doll, I never hand them out freely. How about one in return?
L: It would be my pleasure.
V: You work with cassandra, yes?
L: We know each other, that much is true.
V: And you're her boss, right?
L: Well, I hand out her missions, anyhow.
V: And you spent many nights camping together, under the beauty of the stars and the full moon?
L: The undercover missions we've done together usually took several months, yes.
V: You must've felt lonely without the warden there.
Cassandra: Dwarf! This ends right now!
V: Oh Cass, too late, I'm already penning this down.
*The thud of a knife in a booklet*
V: Books don't stand a chance when they're near you, do they?
#114
Posté 05 septembre 2013 - 03:21
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*cassandra laying on ground naked*
Cassandra: Let's go fuq in the barn.
Inquisitor: And to think, I was going to play dice with the crew.
Cassandra: Bring them to. It'll be lovely!
Cassandra: Let's go fuq in the barn.
Inquisitor: And to think, I was going to play dice with the crew.
Cassandra: Bring them to. It'll be lovely!
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#115
Posté 05 septembre 2013 - 03:45
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Varic : So tell me, O sharp horned leader of ours, however did you end up apart from your other Qunari fellows?
Quinisitor : Why?
Varic : Because I'm curious. People of Thedas like to know more about those we follow.
Quinisitor : Very well. I was captured by Tevinter slavers when very young and raised as a slave.
Varic : Well now, I sense a story here
<pause>
Varic : <exasperated sigh> So how are you not still a slave?
Quinisitor : I killed my master and then fled Tevinter
Varic : Just like that? You just killed someone and left? You don't want to embellish a little? Or at least elaborate?
Quinistor : No
Varic : And you didn't want to return to your people in Par Vollen?
Quinisitor : No
Varic : Why not? You can't have been overly fond of Tevinter were you?
Quinisitor : No
Varic : So why didn't you want to live amongst other Qunari, those who are more like you?
Quinisitor : They are not like me
Varic : Funnily enough, I met one just like you. He could have been your long lost twin
Quinisitor : Were I return to Par Vollen, my hands wound be bound, my tongue ripped out and my mouth sewn shut
Varic : Hmm, I guess I can see your point of view
Quinisitor : Why?
Varic : Because I'm curious. People of Thedas like to know more about those we follow.
Quinisitor : Very well. I was captured by Tevinter slavers when very young and raised as a slave.
Varic : Well now, I sense a story here
<pause>
Varic : <exasperated sigh> So how are you not still a slave?
Quinisitor : I killed my master and then fled Tevinter
Varic : Just like that? You just killed someone and left? You don't want to embellish a little? Or at least elaborate?
Quinistor : No
Varic : And you didn't want to return to your people in Par Vollen?
Quinisitor : No
Varic : Why not? You can't have been overly fond of Tevinter were you?
Quinisitor : No
Varic : So why didn't you want to live amongst other Qunari, those who are more like you?
Quinisitor : They are not like me
Varic : Funnily enough, I met one just like you. He could have been your long lost twin
Quinisitor : Were I return to Par Vollen, my hands wound be bound, my tongue ripped out and my mouth sewn shut
Varic : Hmm, I guess I can see your point of view
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#116
Posté 05 septembre 2013 - 04:26
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I'm not good at this sort of thing but i'll give it a shot.
( Varric/Cassandra banter about Cassandra's relationship with the Inquisitor)
V:Do things seem strange to you Seeker?
C: What do you mean?
V: Oh nothing, its just that Bianca and I spotted you leaving the Inquisitors room last night. You were without a knife, which is something I find that to be very strange.
C: A weapon was not needed, I was simply going over plans with our leader.
V:Going over plans, without a knife? When you say that I can only assume you two were doing something other than going over plans. How could you stab away at inanimate objects during planning without a weapon Seeker?
C: I,you, it is no concern of yours dwarf! Bring up the subject again and I swear to the Maker no book will be able to protect you from what I will do to you or Bianca!
V: *sigh* I'll just ask the Inquisitor, maybe he'll be more willing to share details for my next story.
( Varric/Cassandra banter about Cassandra's relationship with the Inquisitor)
V:Do things seem strange to you Seeker?
C: What do you mean?
V: Oh nothing, its just that Bianca and I spotted you leaving the Inquisitors room last night. You were without a knife, which is something I find that to be very strange.
C: A weapon was not needed, I was simply going over plans with our leader.
V:Going over plans, without a knife? When you say that I can only assume you two were doing something other than going over plans. How could you stab away at inanimate objects during planning without a weapon Seeker?
C: I,you, it is no concern of yours dwarf! Bring up the subject again and I swear to the Maker no book will be able to protect you from what I will do to you or Bianca!
V: *sigh* I'll just ask the Inquisitor, maybe he'll be more willing to share details for my next story.
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#117
Posté 05 septembre 2013 - 04:22
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Elf mage Inquisitor.
Varric: Are those dalish tattoos?
Inquisitor: I think so.
Varric: You think so? What's the story? And why don't you know?
Inquisitor: I met this one elf, quite the charmer really, and he convinced me to get them.
Varric: A charming elf? Was this elf dalish?
Inquisitor: I don't know. He sweet talked his way into my life, and like a poisonous cloud, he left.
Varric: Wait, was he a lover?
Inquisitor: Of course not! He was a former Antivan crow, and we were working together on a job. The tattoo reminds me of a job well done.
Varric: I get the feeling that your story crossed paths with a couple other famous stories.
Varric: Are those dalish tattoos?
Inquisitor: I think so.
Varric: You think so? What's the story? And why don't you know?
Inquisitor: I met this one elf, quite the charmer really, and he convinced me to get them.
Varric: A charming elf? Was this elf dalish?
Inquisitor: I don't know. He sweet talked his way into my life, and like a poisonous cloud, he left.
Varric: Wait, was he a lover?
Inquisitor: Of course not! He was a former Antivan crow, and we were working together on a job. The tattoo reminds me of a job well done.
Varric: I get the feeling that your story crossed paths with a couple other famous stories.
#118
Posté 06 septembre 2013 - 01:29
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Oh! I've got another one:
Between Varric, Cassandra, and the Inquisitor after a meeting with Morrigan:
Cassandra: I am not so certain we should be trusting this Morrigan.
Varric: I'll admit she didn't exactly give a good first impression.
Cassandra: What I mean is that I am concerned that she might know more about this than she is telling us.
Inquisitor: Perhaps, but right now what other options do we have? With her abilities and influence, she may come in handy.
[later - conversation happens if warden or Alistair did dark ritual and were friends]
Inquisitor: Varric?
Varric: What's on your mind, Inquisitor?
Inquisitor: I had heard a rumor that someone of Morrigan's description was once a companion of The Hero of Ferelden.
Varric: So I have heard.
Inquisitor: In our last conversation, she said I reminded her of a friend she hadn't seen in a long time...I wonder if she meant...The warden...
Varric: You don't seem to happy about that.
Inquisitor: I'm not sure if I feel worthy of such a comparison. The Hero of Ferelden is a legend, someone who killed a Archdemon and lived, someone who inspired their fellows and made good out of impossible situations... I hope I can live up to such an example.
Varric: With what we're trying to accomplish, I have no doubt you'll have a legend of your own, along the the Warden and the Champion of Kirkwall.
Inquisitor: Thanks Varric. That means a lot.
Between Varric, Cassandra, and the Inquisitor after a meeting with Morrigan:
Cassandra: I am not so certain we should be trusting this Morrigan.
Varric: I'll admit she didn't exactly give a good first impression.
Cassandra: What I mean is that I am concerned that she might know more about this than she is telling us.
Inquisitor: Perhaps, but right now what other options do we have? With her abilities and influence, she may come in handy.
[later - conversation happens if warden or Alistair did dark ritual and were friends]
Inquisitor: Varric?
Varric: What's on your mind, Inquisitor?
Inquisitor: I had heard a rumor that someone of Morrigan's description was once a companion of The Hero of Ferelden.
Varric: So I have heard.
Inquisitor: In our last conversation, she said I reminded her of a friend she hadn't seen in a long time...I wonder if she meant...The warden...
Varric: You don't seem to happy about that.
Inquisitor: I'm not sure if I feel worthy of such a comparison. The Hero of Ferelden is a legend, someone who killed a Archdemon and lived, someone who inspired their fellows and made good out of impossible situations... I hope I can live up to such an example.
Varric: With what we're trying to accomplish, I have no doubt you'll have a legend of your own, along the the Warden and the Champion of Kirkwall.
Inquisitor: Thanks Varric. That means a lot.
#119
Posté 06 septembre 2013 - 01:34
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Varric: Hello you fereldon brute.
Mabari: Wuff!
Fin.
Mabari: Wuff!
Fin.
#120
Posté 06 septembre 2013 - 04:18
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Not badFenrirBlackDragon wrote...
Oh! I've got another one:
Between Varric, Cassandra, and the Inquisitor after a meeting with Morrigan:
Cassandra: I am not so certain we should be trusting this Morrigan.
Varric: I'll admit she didn't exactly give a good first impression.
Cassandra: What I mean is that I am concerned that she might know more about this than she is telling us.
Inquisitor: Perhaps, but right now what other options do we have? With her abilities and influence, she may come in handy.
[later - conversation happens if warden or Alistair did dark ritual and were friends]
Inquisitor: Varric?
Varric: What's on your mind, Inquisitor?
Inquisitor: I had heard a rumor that someone of Morrigan's description was once a companion of The Hero of Ferelden.
Varric: So I have heard.
Inquisitor: In our last conversation, she said I reminded her of a friend she hadn't seen in a long time...I wonder if she meant...The warden...
Varric: You don't seem to happy about that.
Inquisitor: I'm not sure if I feel worthy of such a comparison. The Hero of Ferelden is a legend, someone who killed a Archdemon and lived, someone who inspired their fellows and made good out of impossible situations... I hope I can live up to such an example.
Varric: With what we're trying to accomplish, I have no doubt you'll have a legend of your own, along the the Warden and the Champion of Kirkwall.
Inquisitor: Thanks Varric. That means a lot.
. I now find myself wondering what a conversation with Morrigan about her Hero of Ferelden lover/baby daddy would go.
#121
Posté 06 septembre 2013 - 04:47
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DomRod95 wrote...
Not badFenrirBlackDragon wrote...
*snipped*
Well, since you asked, I think I will try to make something. Not sure if it will be any good. It's only a line or two of dialogue change.
Alternate dialogue - If Morrigan was romanced in DAO and the dark ritual was performed. (I know there's also the witch hunt decision, but I am simplifying the requirements here.)
Inquisitor: Varric?
Varric: What's on your mind, Inquisitor?
Inquisitor: I had heard a rumor that someone of Morrigan's description was once a companion of The Hero of Ferelden.
Varric: So I have heard. Among other things.
Inquisitor: In our last conversation, she said I reminded her of someone. I tried to ask her who it was, but when I did she looked away... and I could have sworn I saw a smile for a brief second...she went back to her original thought without answering my question. I wondered if the person I reminded her of... was the Hero of Ferelden...
Varric:The story is that she and the Hero of Ferelden are quite close...if you know what I'm getting at.
Inquisitor: Is that why she's helping us? Because I remind her of her lover?
Varric: It could be that. But honestly, I get the feeling there's more going on with her assistance beyond a reminder of the past.
Inquisitor: In either case...I'm not sure if I feel worthy of such a comparison. The Hero of Ferelden is a legend, someone who killed a Archdemon and lived, someone who inspired their fellows and made good out of impossible situations... I hope I can live up to such an example.
Varric: With what we're trying to accomplish, I have no doubt you'll have a legend of your own, along the the Warden and the Champion of Kirkwall.
Inquisitor: Thanks Varric. That means a lot.
#122
Posté 07 septembre 2013 - 01:44
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Thanks! I just want to play this game already because I want to hear the dialogue.FenrirBlackDragon wrote...
DomRod95 wrote...
Not badFenrirBlackDragon wrote...
*snipped*
Well, since you asked, I think I will try to make something. Not sure if it will be any good. It's only a line or two of dialogue change.
Alternate dialogue - If Morrigan was romanced in DAO and the dark ritual was performed. (I know there's also the witch hunt decision, but I am simplifying the requirements here.)
Inquisitor: Varric?
Varric: What's on your mind, Inquisitor?
Inquisitor: I had heard a rumor that someone of Morrigan's description was once a companion of The Hero of Ferelden.
Varric: So I have heard. Among other things.
Inquisitor: In our last conversation, she said I reminded her of someone. I tried to ask her who it was, but when I did she looked away... and I could have sworn I saw a smile for a brief second...she went back to her original thought without answering my question. I wondered if the person I reminded her of... was the Hero of Ferelden...
Varric:The story is that she and the Hero of Ferelden are quite close...if you know what I'm getting at.
Inquisitor: Is that why she's helping us? Because I remind her of her lover?
Varric: It could be that. But honestly, I get the feeling there's more going on with her assistance beyond a reminder of the past.
Inquisitor: In either case...I'm not sure if I feel worthy of such a comparison. The Hero of Ferelden is a legend, someone who killed a Archdemon and lived, someone who inspired their fellows and made good out of impossible situations... I hope I can live up to such an example.
Varric: With what we're trying to accomplish, I have no doubt you'll have a legend of your own, along the the Warden and the Champion of Kirkwall.
Inquisitor: Thanks Varric. That means a lot.
#123
Posté 14 septembre 2013 - 04:15
draken-heart
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Just came up with one
*Cassandra romance by female Inquisitor*
Sera: Cassie, I saw what happened last night.
Cassandra: What are you talking about elf?
S: You and the Inquisitor, you know.
C: I know what?
S: *sighs* I caught you two kissing behind a tree last night.
C: What?
S: Don't worry, I won't spread anything around.
S: Just thought you would like some, advice, when dealing with other women romantically.
C: I-I think I can h-handle myself there.
S: What's with the stuttering? You never been with a woman?
C: S-shut up. N-now.
*Cassandra romance by female Inquisitor*
Sera: Cassie, I saw what happened last night.
Cassandra: What are you talking about elf?
S: You and the Inquisitor, you know.
C: I know what?
S: *sighs* I caught you two kissing behind a tree last night.
C: What?
S: Don't worry, I won't spread anything around.
S: Just thought you would like some, advice, when dealing with other women romantically.
C: I-I think I can h-handle myself there.
S: What's with the stuttering? You never been with a woman?
C: S-shut up. N-now.
#124
Posté 14 septembre 2013 - 05:13
Lokiwithrope
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Sad to see that no one likes Lightspawn. But it's to be expected since darkspawn companions are ridiculous.
I just want to see another "good guy" like Justice in all honestly, but someone who's aware of the world around him and not ignorant.
I just want to see another "good guy" like Justice in all honestly, but someone who's aware of the world around him and not ignorant.
#125
Posté 14 septembre 2013 - 05:26
Zu Long
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Cheese Time wrote...
(Between Varric and Cole)
Varric: So, eh, Ghostie. If someone can't see you, and you pick up a flagon of ale and drink it in front of them, will that ale just fall straight to the floor and make a puddle?
Cole: I'm not sure... I can eat food.
Varric: When you were holed up in the white spire, did any of the mages get suspicious when they saw objects hovering mysteriously in the air? As if a ghost was carrying them?
Cole: I... I don't think so. Everything I touch disappears.
Varric: Hey Inquisitor! I think we've found a new solution for the Keep's garbage disposal problem!
This one made me laugh the hardest.
