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[Bionuts]

Varric: *trips over horse* Jesus christ man ah!!

Cailan: Someone call?

Inquisitor: Dafuq. Didn't you die?

Cailan: No. I was turned into a Darkspawn.

Inquisitor: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1

[Lokiwithrope]

Bionuts wrote...

Varric: *trips over horse* Jesus christ man ah!!

Cailan: Someone call?

Inquisitor: Dafuq. Didn't you die?

Cailan: No. I was turned into a Darkspawn.

Inquisitor: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1

Wut?

[draken-heart]

draken-heart wrote...

Just came up with one

*Cassandra romance by female Inquisitor*

Sera: Cassie, I saw what happened last night.

Cassandra: What are you talking about elf?

S: You and the Inquisitor, you know.

C: I know what?

S: *sighs* I caught you two kissing behind a tree last night.

C: What?

S: Don't worry, I won't spread anything around.

S: Just thought you would like some, advice, when dealing with other women romantically.

C: I-I think I can h-handle myself there.

S: What's with the stuttering? You never been with a woman?

C: S-shut up. N-now.

Just continuing from this:

Sera: Cass, last night, at camp.

Cassandra: Just leave me alone

S: Was just gonna say, that I am happy for you.

C: Really?

S: OF course. Not everyday you meet someone that you fall for.

C: Well, thanks.

S: Alright then, now about that advice...

[Chari]

Why do people think that the Iron Bull will be like Sten or Arishok, while the rumours and even the concept art implies that he'll be a fun even if brutal companion o_o?

[Xhon12]

And why does everyone think Sera will be a combination of Isabela and Zevran? I hope she's NOTHING like that. I'm done with sex-addict and extremely amibigous moral companions.

[draken-heart]

Xhon12 wrote...

And why does everyone think Sera will be a combination of Isabela and Zevran? I hope she's NOTHING like that. I'm done with sex-addict and extremely amibigous moral companions.

There was concept art piece that conveyed that image? Look for a pic of her somewhere.

[Aolbain]

draken-heart wrote...

Xhon12 wrote...

And why does everyone think Sera will be a combination of Isabela and Zevran? I hope she's NOTHING like that. I'm done with sex-addict and extremely amibigous moral companions.

There was concept art piece that conveyed that image? Look for a pic of her somewhere.

http://mattrhodesart...dai-tavern.html

[Iron Star]

Aolbain wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Xhon12 wrote...

And why does everyone think Sera will be a combination of Isabela and Zevran? I hope she's NOTHING like that. I'm done with sex-addict and extremely amibigous moral companions.

There was concept art piece that conveyed that image? Look for a pic of her somewhere.

http://mattrhodesart...dai-tavern.html

It looks more to me like Sera is absolutely insane rather than a sex addict, imo.

Also, this thread is still going! yay!

[draken-heart]

Get fired up wrote...

Aolbain wrote...

draken-heart wrote...

Xhon12 wrote...

And why does everyone think Sera will be a combination of Isabela and Zevran? I hope she's NOTHING like that. I'm done with sex-addict and extremely amibigous moral companions.

There was concept art piece that conveyed that image? Look for a pic of her somewhere.

http://mattrhodesart...dai-tavern.html

It looks more to me like Sera is absolutely insane rather than a sex addict, imo.

Also, this thread is still going! yay!

looking at the way her arms are, it is not that hard to go there. Maybe she is not a sex addict, but a very proficient lover of women?

[Lokiwithrope]

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "Wow. You really know how to cut to the core of me. You're so wise... like a miniature Andraste. Covered in hair."

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "Come again?"

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "You know I don't speak Qunari! In Common, please!"

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "What? That's ridiculous! Bianca would never stand for it!"

Inquisitor: "Are you... talking to my dog?"

Varric: "What? I had to do something to get him to stop chewing my coat."

Modifié par Lokiwithrope, 15 septembre 2013 - 03:22 .

[draken-heart]

Lokiwithrope wrote...

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "Wow. You really know how to cut to the core of me. You're so wise... like a miniature Andraste. Covered in hair."

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "Come again?"

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "You know I don't speak Qunari! In Common, please!"

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "What? That's ridiculous! Bianca would never stand for it!"

Inquisitor: "Are you... talking to my dog?"

Varric: "What? I had to do something to get him to stop chewing my coat."

Lol, too funny.

[Former_Fiend]

Iron Bull: *having just sliced off a man's head* Does it look like rain to you?

Varric: You have issues.

[The Qun & the Damned]

Former_Fiend wrote...

Iron Bull: *having just sliced off a man's head* Does it look like rain to you?

Varric: You have issues.

I spat water on my monitor. 

[Xhon12]

Being funny =/= being an Isabela/Zevran. Maybe she just likes jokes and cheer up the party.

[The Qun & the Damned]

Varric: You ever read any of my works?
Cullen: A few every now then when I was off duty, why?
Varric: Oh, no reason. I just wanted to see if I could get away with reusing the same nickname again.
Cullen: Were you just about to call me "broody?"
Varric: Andraste's ass, I would never insult you so, blondie.
Cullen: That's a relief.
Cassandra: (sighs)

[Cespar]

Lokiwithrope wrote...

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "Wow. You really know how to cut to the core of me. You're so wise... like a miniature Andraste. Covered in hair."

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "Come again?"

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "You know I don't speak Qunari! In Common, please!"

Mabari: *Bark*

Varric: "What? That's ridiculous! Bianca would never stand for it!"

Inquisitor: "Are you... talking to my dog?"

Varric: "What? I had to do something to get him to stop chewing my coat."

lol 

[BluuDuck]

 Yay, The banter thread has returned! The Internet wasn't the same without it 

[Jaulen]

Zazzerka wrote...

QunQuizzy

Qunquisitor

Am I going to have to endure this for the next year?

Probably.....but when ever I see QunQuizzy.....I think QunQuizzy the Qunquistidor with some Qunqueso.

[Dr. Doctor]

Inquisitor: What in the name of Andraste's knickers are those things?!

Cassandra: They're horses.

Inquisitor: Well what are they doing here?

Cassandra: What are they doing here....? You honestly don't know?

Inquisitor: Know what?

Cassandra: That we're going to ride them. You weren't expecting to walk all the way to Orlais were you?

[Amirit]

Something like this but has to be better:

Cullen: Mages did it and have to pay for it! I wish we exterminated them all in time!
Vivienne: You do understand I am a mage, right?
Cullen: You are?!
MageInquisitor: And me too Cullen.
Cullen: You too?!!
Varric: Do not mind him, it's Kirwall Templar's thing. They could never tell a mage from a non-mage. At the end they tried to tattoo mage's foreheads to make it easier but it did not work out well.

Modifié par Amirit, 18 septembre 2013 - 08:29 .

[draken-heart]

Vivienne: You are a crazy dwarf, Varric.

Varric: Lady Chocolate said insultingly.

Vivienne: I hate you doing that.

Varric: I know, And I hate that hat.

Vivienne: Why?

Varric: Makes you look look Qunari.

Vivenne (in despair): W-what?

[maliluka]

Jaulen wrote...

Zazzerka wrote...

QunQuizzy

Qunquisitor

Am I going to have to endure this for the next year?

Probably.....but when ever I see QunQuizzy.....I think QunQuizzy the Qunquistidor with some Qunqueso.

Looking for his Qunpanions

yes I know its lame

[Jaulen]

maliluka wrote...

Jaulen wrote...

Zazzerka wrote...

QunQuizzy

Qunquisitor

Am I going to have to endure this for the next year?

Probably.....but when ever I see QunQuizzy.....I think QunQuizzy the Qunquistidor with some Qunqueso.

Looking for his Qunpanions

yes I know its lame

 made me laugh though!

Loving these lines. I'd add some, but I'm horrid at this. So I shall just read the goodness the rest of you come up with.

[Iron Star]

This one is between Vivienne and Cullen, in the midst of battle:

V: I'm out of lyrium potions! Quick, Cullen! Hand me one of yours!
C: My what?
V: One of your lyrium potions! Don't think we haven't seen your hidden stash!
C: No! They are MINE! I won't give them to you, or anyone else for that matter!
V: By the maker Cullen! If we don't survive this battle because you refused to give me one of your stupid potions you won't have the chance to feed your addiction anyway!
C:I SAID THEY'RE MINE!

Modifié par Get fired up, 18 septembre 2013 - 07:00 .

[Lokiwithrope]

*Ogre appears*

Iron Bull: "And you handle this."

Inquisition Recruits: "Wait... us?"

Iron Bull: "Yeah, it's easy. Just avoid the fists."

Varric: "Are you sure they know what they're doing?"

Iron Bull: "Of course they are. They're part of the Inquisition now. We only accept the best."

Ogre: *Picks up a recruit*

Iron Bull: "How was your trip, dwarf?"

Varric: "Oh, fine. Got to kill a few monsters. Got some treasure."

Iron Bull: "I would have never guessed."

Inquisition Recruit: "We're kicking our sodding asses kicked!"

Iron Bull: "Keep away from his horns! They're deadly!"

Inquisition Recruit: "Do something!"

Varric: "Are you sure they're alright?"

Iron Bull: "Maybe they could use some help."

*Iron Bull kills the ogre*

Iron Bull: "That was disgraceful. The Hero of Ferelden could take on five ogres alone! You six couldn't handle one! Now go wash up. Tomorrow, we're doing dragon survival training."

*Recruits leave*

Varric: "Dragon survival training? How in Andraste's flaming ass are you going to get a dragon?"

Iron Bull: "Simple. I'll get a torch."

Modifié par Lokiwithrope, 24 septembre 2013 - 02:21 .