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RedArmyShogun

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So I stop spamming up OT, anyone can post something just keep it to forum rules, non-political and from valid sources. I rather keep this thread open for my hijinks lulz >> Anyways today I have five news stories oddly all from the US minus one from Japan. From this point on I'll likely only do one story every so often.

First we have. Local businesses Suffer lack of tech support as all the nerds went to Dragon Con.

Many Chattanooga businesses have found themselves in the middle of a collective technical support crisis this weekend, with the temporary mass exodus of nerds from the city.

All computer and Information Technology nerds in Chattanooga and surrounding areas are simultaneously attending the annual Atlanta event DragonCon, which gathers over 50,000 aficionados of science fiction, fantasy, anime, comics, horror, role-playing and video games.



Fook'n nerds.  
http://chattanoogaby...tend-dragoncon/

Next The Goat respects one man.

GRESHAM, OR (KPTV) -
A police officer who spotted something unusual in Gresham Thursday night was given a warning not to get any closer.
"The goat will charge you," he was told.

That goat was on the roof of a house.

Officers out on patrol spotted the goat on the 300 block of Southeast 172nd Avenue at 7:30 p.m. Thursday.
When they inquired if everything was OK, seeing as how goats aren't found on rooftops every day, they were told this farm animal was not the friendly type.

In fact, they were told "that goat only respects one man," according to Gresham police. That man is the owner of the goat, who arrived at the house and got the 2-year-old animal weighing in at 35 pounds off the roof without further incident.

Officers suspect the goat used a ramp near the home to climb his way up to the top of the house.


Idiot gets himself arrested. http://en.rocketnews...d-self-as-well/

Kanagawa Prefectural Police had an easy day of work this Thursday when they arrested 31-year-old Hirotaka Kikuchi on charges of voyeurism (deemed ‘harassment’ by Kanagawa Prefecture). Although it took some time, the suspect was quite easy to find after he accidentally videoed himself while setting up his so-called hidden cameras.

According to police, on the morning of 10 July Kikuchi taped two wris****ches four centimeters in diameter with built-in hidden cameras to a flight of stairs on a hill in Yokohama. His alleged goal was to take a video up the skirts of passing women on the stairs.

However, a male teacher at a nearby high school happened to spot the watches while using the stairs himself and checked them out. Upon viewing the video he could see up a third year high school student’s skirt shortly after seeing Kikuchi’s face, clear as day, as he set up the camera. The teacher then contacted the police who were eventually able to identify the victim and, of course, Kikuchi, leading to his arrest. According to the authorities he admitted the charges.


Neva record yo self fool!

Parents showing why kids today are crap that needs a good beating.

Parents sue elementary school for $1.7 million after principal ‘beat their 5-year-old son with a PADDLE’

•Elizabeth Boyd, ex-principal of Sunbright School in Tennessee, is being sued for $1.7million by parents Sandra Hall and Jason Williams

•Corporal punishment is legal in Tennessee schools but each district sets its own guidelines


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I mean look at that boy I would beat him too. Looks like the devil.

http://www.dailymail...old-PADDLE.html 



nvm that last story sucks *Removes* Could Add in the duck that was suspected of spying in Egypt.


And That is todays news. Welcome to my world. No one gets out alive.

Modifié par RedArmyShogun, 03 septembre 2013 - 04:02 .


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Lol at video taping yourself during your upskirt shenanigans.

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Article 3 is like something out of GTO. smh

Modifié par The Hierophant, 03 septembre 2013 - 05:04 .


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Gotta love this: http://www.dailymail...mance-time.html

What a tosser.

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Naughty Bear wrote...

Gotta love this: http://www.dailymail...mance-time.html

What a tosser.

Oh Miley, you silly.

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Spam.

End of line.