ConvictedFish wrote...
kinderschlager wrote...
when did this go from being a support group to a cookie and elf RPing thread?
It's all part of the support. *Hands pamphlet on losing mind*
*Dismisses denial*
*eats cookie*
*Shows up at Tavern*
*see's my companions dancing in rediculous underware* *works on plan to start thong fetishes for Thedas*
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
*blinks* I'll come back later.
ConvictedFish wrote...
*see's my companions dancing in rediculous underware* *works on plan to start thong fetishes for Thedas*
maliluka wrote...
raises eyebrow, and begins to fondel handle of murder knife... remembers that these are suppose to be her companions. Laughs as Zack starts singing off key dwarven tavern songs, slips a small amount of mind altering potion into ale without Zack noticing.Zack_Nero wrote...
maliluka wrote...
Looks around skeptically, cautiously steps over what looks like like dwarven vomit... not wanting to get whatever that was on the shoes.. ( yes another fetish noted, loves fabulous footwear)....
Tells the Shem to bring over a pint, goes and sits in a relatively clean seat in the corner
@maliluka Drunk impersonation: *Oh am a elf, I can't stand drity taverns with improper settings. I prefer fine wine, lala*
ConvictedFish wrote...
Parmida wrote...
maliluka wrote...
So let me get this straight, Zach is going to "transfer" Fish and then we are going to jump him....Parmida wrote...
Zack_Nero wrote...
Parmida wrote...
Zack_Nero wrote...
maliluka wrote...
Awesome!! Well we will figure out how to save you Fish we are gonna have a few pints at the tavern and figure our best plan of attack. May do some shopping , hang in there it's not a timed quest your good
Am still a templar, I could go to the place, I could say am doing a prisoner transfer and I could get attacked and he just "happen" to escape you know.
Hmmm...nice plan. If he doesn't show up, we'll go with your plan.
We will cover you while you get him out, and then.....BAM! We'll run for our asses....
No, best to do it off set, cause other idiot mages will get caught, and I will have to do the same thing again. Just make sure I have ale before you attack me, make the pain less painful.
Pfft! Okay....
*waves at bartender for more ale*
Here, drinks on me. *Gives bartender cookies.*
Then we'll attack you, snatch Fish and run for our asses. We'll catch up here.
Exactly! We'll wait for your sign, Zack.
Then, I'll cast an ice wall to cut the templar reinforcements.
You will fight Zack (Just a show) and I'll free Fish.
And we run, leaving Zack. We'll rendezvous here.
*while starting on my first ale... I start reading the silly plan writing in Parmida's blood on the Tavern walls*
Hey...where's my grandma??? These cookies taste familiar.....Paaaaarmmiiidaaaaaaa
ConvictedFish wrote...
maliluka wrote...
raises eyebrow, and begins to fondel handle of murder knife... remembers that these are suppose to be her companions. Laughs as Zack starts singing off key dwarven tavern songs, slips a small amount of mind altering potion into ale without Zack noticing.Zack_Nero wrote...
maliluka wrote...
Looks around skeptically, cautiously steps over what looks like like dwarven vomit... not wanting to get whatever that was on the shoes.. ( yes another fetish noted, loves fabulous footwear)....Parmida wrote...
*And so the band of misfits enter the tavern. It's a big tavern. girls are dancing while three bards are singing. The air smells like booze, stale ****** and vomit*
EWW! THE HECK!? Bah ....nevermind....*turns to bartender* bring me ales man...
Tells the Shem to bring over a pint, goes and sits in a relatively clean seat in the corner
@maliluka Drunk impersonation: *Oh am a elf, I can't stand drity taverns with improper settings. I prefer fine wine, lala*
*looks at seventh pint* okay, one too many.
After my first Ale...I kind of start enjoying Maliluka's singing. *Joins in* ... Who wants to hear the tale of my escape?
OW!!!You nug humping drunk!*stabs at Fish in blind pain*ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
*blinks* I'll come back later.
*Catches your eyelid mid blink with lightning quick reflexes... * *Puts pamphlet in front on NEVER BLINKING IN THE SUPPORT GROUP* *Grabs cookies.... YOU THINK THIS A MOTHER F*****G GAME?
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
OW!!!You nug humping drunk!*stabs at Fish in blind pain*ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
*blinks* I'll come back later.
*Catches your eyelid mid blink with lightning quick reflexes... * *Puts pamphlet in front on NEVER BLINKING IN THE SUPPORT GROUP* *Grabs cookies.... YOU THINK THIS A MOTHER F*****G GAME?
Modifié par ConvictedFish, 12 septembre 2013 - 11:31 .
ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
OW!!!You nug humping drunk!*stabs at Fish in blind pain*ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
*blinks* I'll come back later.
*Catches your eyelid mid blink with lightning quick reflexes... * *Puts pamphlet in front on NEVER BLINKING IN THE SUPPORT GROUP* *Grabs cookies.... YOU THINK THIS A MOTHER F*****G GAME?
*takes a point to the arm... too drunk to remember healing spell* *Parmida heals me, but not before making a fresh batch of muddy ropey cookies* *maliluka LOOSES her mind, trying to get at them*
*Destroys furniture chasing after Fish in a Reaver Induced Berserker rage*ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
OW!!!You nug humping drunk!*stabs at Fish in blind pain*ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
*blinks* I'll come back later.
*Catches your eyelid mid blink with lightning quick reflexes... * *Puts pamphlet in front on NEVER BLINKING IN THE SUPPORT GROUP* *Grabs cookies.... YOU THINK THIS A MOTHER F*****G GAME?
*takes a point to the arm... too drunk to remember healing spell* *Parmida heals me, but not before making a fresh batch of muddy ropey cookies* *maliluka LOOSES her mind, trying to get at them*
Parmida wrote...
ConvictedFish wrote...
maliluka wrote...
raises eyebrow, and begins to fondel handle of murder knife... remembers that these are suppose to be her companions. Laughs as Zack starts singing off key dwarven tavern songs, slips a small amount of mind altering potion into ale without Zack noticing.Zack_Nero wrote...
maliluka wrote...
Looks around skeptically, cautiously steps over what looks like like dwarven vomit... not wanting to get whatever that was on the shoes.. ( yes another fetish noted, loves fabulous footwear)....Parmida wrote...
*And so the band of misfits enter the tavern. It's a big tavern. girls are dancing while three bards are singing. The air smells like booze, stale ****** and vomit*
EWW! THE HECK!? Bah ....nevermind....*turns to bartender* bring me ales man...
Tells the Shem to bring over a pint, goes and sits in a relatively clean seat in the corner
@maliluka Drunk impersonation: *Oh am a elf, I can't stand drity taverns with improper settings. I prefer fine wine, lala*
*looks at seventh pint* okay, one too many.
After my first Ale...I kind of start enjoying Maliluka's singing. *Joins in* ... Who wants to hear the tale of my escape?
So how did you escape your dastardly kidnappers?
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
*Destroys furniture chasing after Fish in a Reaver Induced Berserker rage*ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
OW!!!You nug humping drunk!*stabs at Fish in blind pain*ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
*blinks* I'll come back later.
*Catches your eyelid mid blink with lightning quick reflexes... * *Puts pamphlet in front on NEVER BLINKING IN THE SUPPORT GROUP* *Grabs cookies.... YOU THINK THIS A MOTHER F*****G GAME?
*takes a point to the arm... too drunk to remember healing spell* *Parmida heals me, but not before making a fresh batch of muddy ropey cookies* *maliluka LOOSES her mind, trying to get at them*
ConvictedFish wrote...
Parmida wrote...
ConvictedFish wrote...
maliluka wrote...
raises eyebrow, and begins to fondel handle of murder knife... remembers that these are suppose to be her companions. Laughs as Zack starts singing off key dwarven tavern songs, slips a small amount of mind altering potion into ale without Zack noticing.Zack_Nero wrote...
maliluka wrote...
Looks around skeptically, cautiously steps over what looks like like dwarven vomit... not wanting to get whatever that was on the shoes.. ( yes another fetish noted, loves fabulous footwear)....Parmida wrote...
*And so the band of misfits enter the tavern. It's a big tavern. girls are dancing while three bards are singing. The air smells like booze, stale ****** and vomit*
EWW! THE HECK!? Bah ....nevermind....*turns to bartender* bring me ales man...
Tells the Shem to bring over a pint, goes and sits in a relatively clean seat in the corner
@maliluka Drunk impersonation: *Oh am a elf, I can't stand drity taverns with improper settings. I prefer fine wine, lala*
*looks at seventh pint* okay, one too many.
After my first Ale...I kind of start enjoying Maliluka's singing. *Joins in* ... Who wants to hear the tale of my escape?
So how did you escape your dastardly kidnappers?
Ok,... so there I was Templar Balls deep. they had taken my Staff, and my expertly crafted robes, made from Qunari horns that I had removed from some tal vashoth ... they had given me this rediculous pair of low pixled off white underware to ware... *notices that all of you are wearing the same pair* .... Little did they know, there was a leak in my cell.. It was coming from one of the holds bathrooms.. ... I used the pee colored dookie water, and formed a key to the cell... I then casted a quite spell to make no noise.. I used the key to unlock myself.. changed that key into a Poison staff... * remembers I need to wash my hands* I then blasted my way through them with the smelliest spells in Thedas... jumped on griffin, and flew to the first Tavern I came to. *GOES TO GIVE HIGH FIVE FOR ESCAPE* * WAITS*
*screams gibbersh while rageing impotently *ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
*Destroys furniture chasing after Fish in a Reaver Induced Berserker rage*ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
OW!!!You nug humping drunk!*stabs at Fish in blind pain*ConvictedFish wrote...
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
*blinks* I'll come back later.
*Catches your eyelid mid blink with lightning quick reflexes... * *Puts pamphlet in front on NEVER BLINKING IN THE SUPPORT GROUP* *Grabs cookies.... YOU THINK THIS A MOTHER F*****G GAME?
*takes a point to the arm... too drunk to remember healing spell* *Parmida heals me, but not before making a fresh batch of muddy ropey cookies* *maliluka LOOSES her mind, trying to get at them*
* cast Winters Grasp on Arcane... hides before she thawls*
ConvictedFish wrote...
*see's my companions dancing in rediculous underware* *works on plan to start thong fetishes for Thedas*
Modifié par maliluka, 12 septembre 2013 - 11:48 .
ConvictedFish wrote...
are you an artist Parmida?
*HIGH FIVES* calls for more drinksParmida wrote...
ConvictedFish wrote...
Parmida wrote...
ConvictedFish wrote...
maliluka wrote...
raises eyebrow, and begins to fondel handle of murder knife... remembers that these are suppose to be her companions. Laughs as Zack starts singing off key dwarven tavern songs, slips a small amount of mind altering potion into ale without Zack noticing.Zack_Nero wrote...
maliluka wrote...
Looks around skeptically, cautiously steps over what looks like like dwarven vomit... not wanting to get whatever that was on the shoes.. ( yes another fetish noted, loves fabulous footwear)....Parmida wrote...
*And so the band of misfits enter the tavern. It's a big tavern. girls are dancing while three bards are singing. The air smells like booze, stale ****** and vomit*
EWW! THE HECK!? Bah ....nevermind....*turns to bartender* bring me ales man...
Tells the Shem to bring over a pint, goes and sits in a relatively clean seat in the corner
@maliluka Drunk impersonation: *Oh am a elf, I can't stand drity taverns with improper settings. I prefer fine wine, lala*
*looks at seventh pint* okay, one too many.
After my first Ale...I kind of start enjoying Maliluka's singing. *Joins in* ... Who wants to hear the tale of my escape?
So how did you escape your dastardly kidnappers?
Ok,... so there I was Templar Balls deep. they had taken my Staff, and my expertly crafted robes, made from Qunari horns that I had removed from some tal vashoth ... they had given me this rediculous pair of low pixled off white underware to ware... *notices that all of you are wearing the same pair* .... Little did they know, there was a leak in my cell.. It was coming from one of the holds bathrooms.. ... I used the pee colored dookie water, and formed a key to the cell... I then casted a quite spell to make no noise.. I used the key to unlock myself.. changed that key into a Poison staff... * remembers I need to wash my hands* I then blasted my way through them with the smelliest spells in Thedas... jumped on griffin, and flew to the first Tavern I came to. *GOES TO GIVE HIGH FIVE FOR ESCAPE* * WAITS*
THAT WAS AWESOME MAN! *Highfives*
I would have mind controled them all and then turned them to cookies. But that's a crafty way of dealing with it too..:happy:
*Get's lopey from blood loss caused by Reaver starts swaying around in bad parody of dancing while grinning stupidly*maliluka wrote...
.ConvictedFish wrote...
*see's my companions dancing in rediculous underware* *works on plan to start thong fetishes for Thedas*
Rule number one, elves do not dance rediculously no matter how drunk they are:whistle:
Parmida wrote...
ConvictedFish wrote...
are you an artist Parmida?
Nope! Why do you ask?
Modifié par ConvictedFish, 13 septembre 2013 - 12:00 .
Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...
*Get's lopey from blood loss caused by Reaver starts swaying around in bad parody of dancing while grinning stupidly*maliluka wrote...
.ConvictedFish wrote...
*see's my companions dancing in rediculous underware* *works on plan to start thong fetishes for Thedas*
Rule number one, elves do not dance rediculously no matter how drunk they are:whistle:
Modifié par Zack_Nero, 13 septembre 2013 - 12:00 .
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