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[andrew252]

[quote]andrew252 wrote...

[quote]Pantsthief wrote...

Modifié par andrew252, 08 septembre 2013 - 04:09 .

[The Sauce of Awesome]

andrew252 wrote...

Pantsthief wrote...

"Yes! I'm gonna be important, now!"

Dont worry everyons important in there own special way.Some people are important for they put on a kings trousers while others strangle giant demonic 2 headed cows  in each hand

Hehe, I was really referring to those kinds of characters who were just minding their business until suddenly the plot kicks in, and then they're the hero now.

Actually that sounds a lot like a good chunk of every protagonist ever written. 

[andrew252]

Pantsthief wrote...

andrew252 wrote...

Pantsthief wrote...

"Yes! I'm gonna be important, now!"

Dont worry everyons important in there own special way.Some people are important for they put on a kings trousers while others strangle giant demonic 2 headed cows  in each hand

Hehe, I was really referring to those kinds of characters who were just minding their business until suddenly the plot kicks in, and then they're the hero now.

Actually that sounds a lot like a good chunk of every protagonist ever written. 

You make it sound like a common trope.....

[Examurai]

Dwarf: " Hehe... Looks like the sky just ripped a giant one"
Or
*Rips armour off, spreads arms wide* "COME AT ME BRO!"

[TheExtreamH]

Lord Nelsons Trousers its the Aurora Borealis!

[Karach_Blade]

TheExtreamH wrote...

Lord Nelsons Trousers its the Aurora Borealis!

I read that in Tim Curry's voice. 

Modifié par Karach_Blade, 08 septembre 2013 - 06:12 .

[TheExtreamH]

Karach_Blade wrote...

I read that in Tim Curry's voice. 

No one can say it better than Tim Curry 

[andrew252]

For my 3rd time seeing the sky tear itself a new one ill pin all the blame on the former leader, find my warden and hawke then go on a quest to drink from every taverns in the world!

[Zu Long]

Elven Mage: "You know, somehow, 'I told you so,' just doesn't quite say it."

[PeterBazooka]

"Technically the correct name for the grey skinned and horned Qunari is Kossith" *snorts* pushes glasses up nose.

[agonis]

Qunari Inquistor: "Hrmpf!"

[aries1001]

MasterScribe wrote...

"Duct tape or staples should do the trick, right?"

Duct tape has been known to fix almost anything....I'm not too sure duct tape will fix this.

As for what my PC will say it'll probably be something like this:

Human Inquisitor. "Guess the people who warned us that the sky is falling, were right."

Mage: "Oh Maker, not again." or maybe this one: "I forgot my staff once, and this is what happening?"

Dwarf: Must have been some party last night. It certainly ended with a big bang.
Dwarf: Don't worry. My dwarfen (tool) skills will fix this in in jiffy/in no time at all.

What the Quanari Inquistitor will say, I'm actually not that sure of. Qunari are as I see it, people of logic, so they may try to understand it from this point and say something like:

"The Qun will not allow this to happen." or maybe this: "Someone beat us the invasion of Thedas/Ferelden. Hmmrppff."

[laudable11]

"Can we romance it?"

[0oSPIRITo0]

Elf Rogue - (shots an arrow into the sky) Oh crap did I just do that.  
Human Mage - That's it I'm gonna have to move, you know they are going to blame me
Dwarf Warrior - Well s**t its going to be a bad day (takes another sip)
Qunari Mage - I can just hear it now "This is why we sew your mouths shut"

[Urazz]

Human/Elf Warrior/Rogue- Well this sucks, some mages must've been partying too hard or something.

Mage of any race- ........Figures this happens when I'm no longer being imprisoned by the Circle/Qun.

Qunari Warrior or Rogue- I would've never left the Qun if I'd known this would happen.

Dwarf Warrior or Rogue- Dear god don't let me fall into the sky *while gripping the ground for dear life*

Modifié par Urazz, 08 septembre 2013 - 05:27 .

[Mysten]

All races: "I guess you could say... the veil has been lifted."

[Savber100]

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[CELL55]

"Time to switch to decaff"
"Not again!"
"I gotta quit drinking"

[filetemo]

"I chose a bad day to quit sniffing glue"

[EnergizerBunny211]

My Party's reaction to the breaking of the veil:

my Human female mage would say, "Well, I'm guessing that spells like 'abbra-kadabra' and 'ala-kazaam' won't work..."

my Human male Rogue (Archer) would say "Uh, Varric, did you fart?  How many times have I told you to stay away from Orlesian cheese?!  Now look what you've gone and done!"

Varric's reponses to my Mage: " No, no Inquisitor, you have to say something witty like 'By the powers of Andraste's bouncing bossoms I hear by vanquish thee, ugly-lizard-thing, back to the realm whence thou came.'  Then wave your magic wand, do a dance and *poof* our problems will be solved.  No more tear in the veil, no more demons.  We can all live happily ever after.  Wait.  Who am I kidding?  This is Thedas...There is no 'happily ever after'.

Varric's reply to my Human male Rogue (Archer): "I'm sorry.  Yes that was me, I couldn't help myself...Better out then in, I always say. Oh, wait were you talking about the-- never mind.  The cheese, yes.  The cheese.  Orlesian cheese is always so hard to resist.  The mold is especially appealing.  But what are you waiting for, Inquisitor?  Quick!  Do a dance, do some of your fancy-disappearing-act-thingy or just shoot it in the eye, or something!

*If Isabela is present, Varric would say "Uh, Ravani....I think you might want to step this way...."

Isabela would say "My, my...Isn't that a large one?  I suppose it wuold be useless to say that I wish I was sailing far away from here right now.  Bullocks.  Oh well, let's give it a good thrashing then shall we?"

*If Merrill is present, Varric would say "Daisy, have you been playing with your magic mirror again?"

Merrill would say "Varric, the Eluvian doesn't work.  It's just like any other mirror.  Besides,Demons aren't all bad, you know.  Maybe if we asked it nicely not to burn us to a crisp...Do you think it likes flowers?  Everyone likes flowers. Don't they?"

Cassandra would say " First the Mage/Templar War B.S....Then Meredith goes offer her rocker, and now this. I like it when things go smooth.  Why can't things ever go smooth?!    Varric, do you know anything about this? Do we have to have another talk?"

Varric's reply to Cassandra "My dear Seeker, what makes you think I would know anything about the sudden appearance of demons in Thedas?  I mean, I can spin a good story...but nothing in my wildest imaginings could ever come close to explaining the appearance of that (as he points to the huge demon now looming over them)  I mean, look at the size of that thing!  It's huge!  Why, it's bigger than Andraste's bouncing bossoms!"

[Sir George Parr]

filetemo wrote...

"I choose a bad day to quit smoking Lyrium"

Fixed.

[Versus Omnibus]

 What the f*** was that?