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[sky_captain]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherf***ing demons, in motherf***ing Thedas. Everyone gear up I'm about to close some f***ing vail tears.

[Spectre slayer]

A Qunari- The Qun demands all demons must die.

Human- By the maker i'm so screwed

Elf- Hail to the dread wolf

[mcd42313]

sky_captain wrote...

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherf***ing demons, in motherf***ing Thedas. Everyone gear up I'm about to close some f***ing vail tears.

Is that a Snakes on a Plane reference?

[Sifr]

Human: Now what?
Elf: Well, on the plus side, it's green and pretty looking...
Dwarf: Come to the surface, they said! The sky is perfectly safe, they said!
Kossith: Vashedan! Can bas not go three seconds without a new calamity forming on top of them?

[elfdwarf]

dwarf drink aquae lucidius: elf said be seen purple dragon but only thing i been seeing big hole in sky and demon, oh well least get some entertainment but elf is going pay for this.

[ramnozack]

Take a picture of the tear in the sky with my iStone and post the pic to Chirper on the Maginet,
#We're****ed #YOLO #Demons

[-TC1989-]

Inquisitor: Well this will be a short game...

[oOoDRAG0NSLAY3Ro0o]

(stands there with mouth open) Oh you got to be kidding me

[Milady]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!" http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

[SunnKingg]

Darth Brotarian wrote...

Dwarf: "I knew it! I knew this would happen. "Go to the surface" they said. "The sky is perfectly safe" they said."

This

[Dubozz]

Oh s***! shepard choose synthesis

[Lluthren]

I'll be damned./Well, this sucks.

[Zkyire]

GDog89 wrote...

Mine would be the following.

Dwarf Warrior : " By the Beards of my Ancestors WTF is that ???

Elf Rogue :  First the human treat my people like dirt now demons I hate my life !

Human Mage ; I finally get to see the world and this happens ?

Qunari Two Hand Warrior :  The Qun Demands all Demons must submit to the Qun or Die!

STID: The two words that Admiral Marcus said when he realised Kirk had spoken with Khan.

[satunnainen]

The hero is standing in some old ruins, next to a lever, There are big signs in 15 different languages around the lever asking not to touch the lever ever, for any reason. The lever is clearly recently used. The metal cage surrounding the lever is cut open. The chains locking the lever in one position are cut. The huge mechanical device locking the lever in place is unlocked. There is a green transparent swirling phenomenon visible in the sky. It is getting bigger very fast. You can see demons dropping to the ground near the green phenomenon. Some of them are quite big and look very angry.

Heros friends run towards the hero shouting questions.

friend - What happened? Did you touch that lever?
hero - No! ofcourse not. How silly do you think I am??
friends stare the hero.
hero - Ok, I might have touched it. But how was I supposed to know something like this happens? They should have warned people... Or prevented somehow its usage... I mean anyone could have accidentally turned the lever... Someone might have fallen on it even and turned it...

Modifié par satunnainen, 19 septembre 2013 - 04:45 .

[VanguardMaster19]

Warden: *turns to Alister* "This is why we don't leave the palace!!" or "Morrigan has some %$?# to answer for!!"
Inquisitor: "We're gonna need a lot of duct tape" or "I knew I should have taken that vacation time"
Hawke: "I swear by Andraste's sweet arse if Anders has a hand in this..."

[Siegdrifa]

Oupsi daisy !

[filetemo]

ramnozack wrote...

Take a picture of the tear in the sky with my iStone and post the pic to Chirper on the Maginet,
#We're****ed #YOLO #Demons

LOL

[Luiren]

"I didn't do it."
"A mage did it."
"You know.....if I could turn into a dragon, I bet I'd be able to fix all of this."
"The Chantry was right! I did the naughty and now the sky is opening up to smite me down!"